WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest) · 9:48pm May 5th
The life lessons we learned this week:
-Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.
-Don't smuggle drugs of any kind. Drugs are bad. Mm-Kay? If you are going to smuggle drugs in your car, obey all the traffic laws so you don't get pulled over. Also: Holy shit! That's a lot of heroin!
-Check your Amazon return boxes before sealing them up if you own cats. I'm glad that the cat is okay.
-If you're gonna get high, don't drive anything. Definitely don't crash a gate for ferry access. When the cops show up, don't threaten them, they really don't like that, and don't threaten to drive you Winnebago into the water, they also really don't like that.
-The Catholic church will not defrock a flesh and blood priest when they touch kids, but they will defrock an AI one for giving strange answers.
-If you do nefarious stuff with school funds and get found out, maybe just accept whatever fate has in store for you. Don't attempt to frame the principal on bogus stuff with AI, the FBI doesn't like that.
