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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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May
16th
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E12 Where the Rainbows are Made | Full Episode MLP G5 (my commentary) · 11:49am May 16th

The winds are turning gay.
Rainbow unicorn magic? Who put unicorns in charge of rainbows?
Maybe it was just Windigoes who turned gay and needed their rainbow power?
Cloudsdale?
No soup rainbow for you!

Rainbow beem turns into a portal and Zip somehow magically recognizes it as such?
I get that pegassi can walk on clouds, but what about the rest?
Cloudfight because clouds are made from solid matter, apparently.
And the hell with gravity, apparently.
Mass suicide?
Why are the rest there if this is a pegassi job? Couldn't Sunny just bring them along in her shield?
Puking rainbows.

Rainbow-surfing.

Lesson of the day: Be gay to save the day.

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Sunny: All the rainbows are disappearing and we don't know why.

It's called 'growing up'.

Sunny: Hidden staircase? That's what I'm talking about! Let's split up and-
Zipp: Found it!

This is a 5 minute short! We don't have time for a search, Sunny! Why do you think the judgmental Zipp threw caution to the wind and jumped into a prismatic beam of magic for no clear reasoning for this to be the answer for transportation? Now come on, we have to walk Snake Way.

*Machine begins to work properly*

So the bedtime story about rainbows has been real despite the evidence. A lost piece of machinery that likely put hundreds of pegasi out of a job is floating right here. Think of the knowledge we could learn by studying it, the discoveries that we could build from understanding the engineering of the ponies of yore.

Misty: How are we going to get back down?
Zipp: Leave that to me.
*Start making their way back home*

...The Equestria is all! Praise the Equestria!


Rainbow-surfing.

Despite some abrupt moments and eye-rolling 'friendship' stuff, this episode looked really nice. Granted that they're working with the most blandest of material in the vacant sky, but they made an elaborate environment the was busy but not overwhelming.

Lesson of the day: Be gay to save the day.

:rainbowkiss:

5780888 5780924 I have to admit. The episode wasn't all that terrible.

Not sure why they took Misty along, though, she was useless.

5780935
In that case, so were Hitch and Izzy.

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