Congratulations Prince Shining Armor, you have been selected out of every pony in Equestria and her neighboring lands to be this year’s winner in the “Best Equestrian Butt” contest.
This grand tournament is when we, the Committee Logistics Of Plots, judge every rump of every pony in size, shape, firmness, softness, flabbiness, edginess, and overall use of it in all forms both practical and sexual. As the winner, you will need to present yourself in Canterlot for the award ceremony. You are the first stallion to ever win this award since it’s founding over two thousand years ago. We hope you feel accomplished today and look forward to you and your butt appearing at the awards.
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Despite what you might think, there is no clop in this. And I have Silver Quill's permission to use this art.
Pre Read and Edited by: ugugg93, Seether 00, and WIL_I_ZEN
i'm astounded
whuet?
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As one of the pre-readers, let me just say that this story is rather cheeky.
/ducks
That's a lie, Big Mac have the most dat plot:
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Alright, I'm game. Let's see where this goes.
This sounds like it needs a comedy tag.
This story is such horseshit.
I mean, come on!! Applejack never won?! For God's sake, she kicks trees for a living! She's pretty much guaranteed to have an ass like a steel kettle! Add to that a steady diet of home-cooked southern comfort food, and you have a recipe for an extremely muscular rump with a nice, healthy layer of fat on it, one that can both bounce a quarter and jiggle when spanked!
Dear God, I need a girlfriend...
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4944413 But then we won't get to hear stuff like that.
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Goddamnit, Jake. I love you for comments like these.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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My sides are gone.
4944413 With hot n sexy details like dat, you need to write
meus a clopfic.Wow. Just Wow.
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You seem to be highly knowledgeable on this subject.
Please. Do go on.
Or you have the urge to write an indepth story about AJ's behind. If so...
Do it.
This story needs more butt.
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Hasn't happened yet
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Nope
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I don't do clop
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Kind of busy, sorrry
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Would need some help working on the concept/setup, but I think...
4945300 Nah man, just write a story about some perv ogling AJ's butt jiggling as she works.
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Hah! Hilarious!
Butt seriously, you have a few plothles, and those things are a pain in the rump! But I still find it Bummy, and it didn't really rectum your story.
(This line of AWWFUL puns was brought to you by FluffyDoom.)
P.S. You don't really have an actual plot hole, I just needed to say that for the puns ^-^
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If it's a story that has no sense there are no holes to begin with :)
4945505 ALL THE PUNS.
ALL THE TIME.
Can't believe no-one posted this yet:
You reckon Shining should be shoehorned into there?
Butt, not plot
I'd say it's nice to have tongue-in-cheek stories, but that would be grossly missinterpreted. And who wants to be the butt of a joke?
Let's hope that, after being rear-ended with reality, Shining ends up putting his worries behind.
i just love how Nightlight and Shining seems all lost
poor guys
It's about time Shining's ass gets the appreciation it deserves.
So, incomplete, aye?
Let's see where this goes then!
How dare you, Shining! Your puny pony posterior pales in perpetuity to the ponderous plot of the premiere Princess of Promiscuity!
Molestia is the Crown Princess of Plot!
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I prefer the plot of the pretty purple princess pony of Ponyville.
I regret nothing!!!!!
BUTTS
4948533 hello master
Well, i found it in the popular box on the front page, so I think that means it's popular.
4947510 She's also the record holder for winning the award. Maybe she decided not to compete this year? Give the mere mortals a chance?
I can see there's some serious plotting going on here.
Will need to keep our eyes peeled.
Also, Celestia is going to burn everything.
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Hail faithful servant.
Your Master demands a sacrifice!
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Hah, the second I read this story, I started looking through my Youtube history for a link to that video. I see I am not the only one who thought of it.
BUTT!
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Baby got flank!
Couldn't Shining Armour just refuse it?
4952104 gives you my dismmembered body for the sacrifice
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Finally someone did
Hahaha! Great idea for a story, I really enjoyed this beginning, thumbs up! I bet the judges is something really stupid like Trixie or Doscord, heck even Iron Will. Hahahaha.
Pfft bahahaha
Freaking hilarious.
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4954746 oh thank you master for not beating my sacrificed corpse with a cot end