Rarity is an accomplished dress designer based in White Plains, NY. Her designs have caught the eye of the owner of an upper echelon by-appointment-only shop with locations in Beverly Hills, CA and Fifth Avenue, NYC. They have just finished debuting a collaboration, with Rarity’s dresses designed as perfect complements to the men’s collections of the Beverly Hills store. Now, Rarity needs to return to San Francisco so she can work on her next collection.

Enter me. My name is Split Scimitar, but I just go by Max. I‘m a pilot with a pretty sweet gig: my own on-demand charter service with a fleet of airliners. I own 2 airports, one in Southern California and one in Chicago, which serve as my “hubs.” I spend most of my time in California, as my wife Rosalina runs a helicopter tour business in Hawaii. I have a controlling interest in the clothing shop, but I still let them do their own thing. In addition to my wonderful fleet of airplanes, my true party piece is my garage so large, I’ve lost count.

In short, my life is pretty much perfect. And it’s about to get better.

Mario tag only because I’m married to Rosalina. No other characters appear.

Rated T for one reference to sex.

(P.S. April 19, 2018 is the day I officially joined the herd. No better time to upload than the 1 year anniversary.)