This is a collection of short stories based around the Strange Waifus from the Strange Waifu Thread on /mlp/. That includes Thingpone, Boogiemare, Orchid, and many more!
Cover art by Flutterbree.
Rated T, though it might bump up to an M rating down the line.
I have the general tags on the story itself, but each chapter will specifically have the genres and characters listed. It's in order for you guys to know who is in each chapter, and what it's all about, from just a glance.
Oh God....my feels, damn you thingpone why do I love you?
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First time I wrote something more on the grimdark side of things with her. I'm gonna try and write something more light-hearted for her soon. She deserves it.
is that Orchid i see?
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She's trying her hardest to be in the group photo. Kek.
Coffee, no. Why... Thingpone deserves snuggles and
fugshugs. Why must there be feels. Also, that toilet humour is great. Just remember to wipe.Kohlette is a QT.
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The thought process was essentially wanting to spice up my writing here with a different genre. I tend to write a lot of comedy romance for the Strange waifus.
Though, it was a pain to write, cause it was saddening for me as well. Next thing I do for her will be more light-hearted.
And indeed. Toiletpone is a good pone. You have excellent taste.
As a scared child, nothing was worse than feeling that draft on one of your toes.
Why? Why did I read it knowing what it was?
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Because you have to suffer with me.
You wake up but can't move...
Then you feel that something is here...
Then you see it and maybe you feel it...
You're covered by the primal fear...
...
And then everything went.
Anon seems to have an ISP. Human psychology is a complicated thing but the nature of sleep is even more harder to understand.
Wow, bud, I really like it! I'm intrigued, what's next??
That was something. Definitely.
I laughed so much that almost shit my pants!
This is amazing!
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Ah, geez. Thanks, bud. I am working on the next installment right now. Not sure when I will finish it, but progress is progress.
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Looking forward to more.
This is very good, as if I have been counting one day of each pony.
Just don't kill them, I hope that thingpone and anon are not dead that this was just an isolated event.
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Isolated event. This is just an anthology of one off events not connected to one another. I write for the Strange waifu thread and discord, and these are the dabbles.
Nothing like a bunch of grotesque horse stories to get me reading. Nice work. I like the weirdness done seriously here.
Oh.
Okay. Umm.
A dash of random fun. Though, about the author's note: wouldn't the plural of kaiju be kaiju? I suppose if you wanted to English-ify it kaijus would be serviceable, but Grammarly hates it and as someone who knows some basic Japanese, seeing 'kaiju's' is odd.
Orchid is a cutie pie, though. I like how her name is misleading in a way. She is neither small nor delicate.
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Sounds about right. Kek.
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Technically, that is correct. Put both back to back and it gets muddled, like a lot of English rules.
Though, Orchid is a lovely, innocent protector of the peace! Even if her large frame hinders some of her more delicate matters...
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English is three languages in a trench coat. That's why.
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True, through.
Moar
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You actual read this? Nice.
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I literally posted multiple comments on it in March.
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I may be stupid.
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May be?
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Eh more like 2+bits from everywhere else. French and German and then stealing stuff from whatever other languages it can get its grubby mitts on.
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Latin and also the Vikings. Shit, that's four.
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Oh no, of your going that way you have to add hundreds of pre Latin languages. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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LET'S GOOOOOOO BROOOOO
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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU ADD AT LEAST TWENTY LANGUAGES MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON‘T!
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Add them all, stick them all upon the language pile. Language for the language gods, let Babel live once more!
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Then I have only one choice:
BLLOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!
YOU SHALL DIE!!
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Bro this is the outcome I wanted. I have played you like a video game this whole time.
:pogchamp:
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Ah but that was a diversion while I brought a DS-02-B with four Stellar Converters, and Stellar Converters are planet killers alone, I have four. GG.
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I will break into your house and steal all your doorknobs.
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Do du know where it is?
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Yeah, your mom usually lets me in. 👉👉
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NOPE!She works all day as a real estate agent the stays in her room till supper. She don’t let people in.
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Okay, heck you.
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Okay, all you planets die now. Did I mention that I have 16 DS-02-Bs?
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Hello