Later that same evening, following a series of strange events at the post office, Lou, Cindy, and the Equestrians return to Lou Who’s house. Shortly after Lou pulled the car into the driveway, everyone stepped out and each of them lent a hand (Or hoof) in carrying the gifts. As Lou picked up the gifts, he looked toward the house.
“No lights on in the house,” He observed. “Your mom must be shopping.”
All of a sudden, the lights come on so bright the group nearly went blind. A woman in a striped robe appeared on the roof. This was Betty Lou Who, Lou’s wife and Cindy’s mother.
“Oh good! I’m so glad you’re home!” She called out. “Oh, I can feel it Lou. This is the year when ‘every’ Who asked, ‘Who has the greatest light in all of greater Whoville?’. They’re going to cry out Mrs. Betty Lou Who!”
Lou could tell Betty was really in the spirit, judging by the pile of other lights and picked one up.
“Isn’t this the chandelier from the Dining room?!” He asked.
“It’s all for the cause dear!” Betty responded.
It was then Betty turned toward a group of ponies (And Spike) standing below the house. They all gazed toward her curiously.
“Ooh! Are these new friends of yours Cindy?” Betty asked her daughter.
“Sure are mom!” Cindy nodded.
“It’s very lovely to meet you, Mrs. Lou Who!” Twilight called up.
“Oh sweetie, please! Call me Betty.”
“My, oh my! You certainly have a lovely house Ms. Betty!” Rarity complimented. “I love what you’re doing with your lights. Makes the house quite festive indeed.”
Hearing such compliments over her lights was certainly enough high praise for Betty. Of course she tried to act as though it were no big deal at all.
“Why thank you so much dear!” Betty responded. “What brings you all to Whoville?”
“Well, that’s the thing honey!” Lou called up. “They are kind of stuck here while they’re searching for a missing friend of theirs…”
“Not a friend…!” Rainbow corrected.
“… I offered them to stay with us until they find her,” Lou continued. “I hope that’ll be alright.”
“Of course it is!” Betty nodded. “You’re all free to stay as long as you’d like.”
“Mighty kind of ya Betty!” Applejack thanked.
“Would you by any chance require some assistance with your lights?” Starlight offered.
“Oh, I do love decorating for the holidays!” Rarity replied. “I’m quite good at this sort of thing.”
“And perhaps I can help too!” Fluttershy added.
“Well, I certainly am not one to turn down help,” Betty smiled. “Come on up and I’ll show you what I need help with. Oh, and Cindy! Can you or your friends be mommy’s little helpers and unscrew the bulb from the refrigerator? Somehow I missed that one.”
“Okie-dokie-lokie Ms. Betty ma’am!” Pinkie said excitedly. “We’ll get that bulb and any other lights you forgot! No bulbs go unnoticed when Pinkie’s on the job!”
*DING!*
A light bulb appears over Pinkie’s head, which she looks up and takes from out of the air. Cindy and the others looked toward Lou, who merely gestured them to go on. With a shrug, she makes her way inside with the others (Minus Rarity and Fluttershy).
“Your mom certainly seems pretty cool with us staying here,” Starlight pointed out.
“She’s just focused on winning the Christmas light contest,” Cindy replied.
“Does she usually go so far as to turn out every light in the house just to win?” Spike asked.
“Actually… she can be a lot worse sometimes,” Cindy sighed.
“Wow, that’s right on the border between dedicated and cuckoo crazy!” Rainbow chuckled.
“Like you ain’t never done somethin’ so crazy tah win nothing?” Applejack scoffed.
<>
Meanwhile…
Back on the roof, Fluttershy and Rarity did their best to help betty with the Christmas lights. The task proved quite difficult seeing as how Better acquired so many strands of lights that it was tricky just to maneuver properly. In fact, Fluttershy could hardly take a single step without tripping over a strand or two.
“Oh my! Why must you have so many lights Mrs. Lou Who?” Fluttershy asked.
“Please call me Betty dear,” Betty replied. “The reason is because every year our neighbor, Martha-May Whovier, always has the best lights.”
“Judging by the tone of your voice seems you’re tired of her getting all the glory,” Rarity guessed. “Ergo, you’re looking to finally shine as bright as these lights?”
“You can say that again,” Betty replied, sorting the lights. “This year I am going to beat that prim, prissy, little…”
“Betty!”
Betty and the two ponies all gasped toward the sudden voice. Turning over, they saw Lou Who’s neighbor, Martha-May Whovier, standing in front of her house waving toward Betty.
“Hi!” She greeted.
“Martha!” Betty gasped.
“My, I’ve never seen so many beautiful Christmas lights, Betty Lou.”
“Well, I’d blow every bulb to try and keep up with you Martha-May.”
“You can clearly tell those two are trying to keep their rivalry civil,” Rarity whispered to Fluttershy.
Then Martha pulled out some old-looking glass chime.
“Isn’t this antique darling?” Martha asked, smugly. “It’s hand crafted and almost a hundred years old.”
“I must admit that’s quite a charming piece indeed,” Rarity nodded. “I give her credit for having exquisite taste in antiquities.”
“How nice!” Betty muttered sarcastically. “I’m really impressed.”
“This, however, is new!” Martha continued.
Martha then pull a large sheet off some weird-looking device, which appeared to have lights attached to it. Turning it on, Martha proceeds to fire Christmas lights and hung them along the house. Betty was in shock seeing the light-hanging gun at work, so amazed by this she started leaning toward the edge with the lights in her clutches. Lou, spotting this, called out to his wife.
“Whoa, whoa! Hey Betty! Betty sweetie!”
Fluttershy flew in front of Betty and held her steady while Rarity grabbed the back of her robe with her teeth.
“Oh Betty, please snap out of it!” Fluttershy pleaded.
“This is very difficult as it is!” Rarity muttered, through her teeth.
Betty gave no response whatsoever, still in shock that she tipped over the edge near frozen. Eventually, Martha completely put an end to the workings of her device and turned it off blowing smoke away.
“Well goodnight Betty!” Martha-May called out.
And to which both Betty and the ponies waved goodnight, albeit feebly.
<>
Later that evening…
*RING! RING!*
The telephone rang loudly in the living room of Lou Who’s house. Both Lou and Betty, dressed in their robes, reached for the phone to pick it up. But Lou ended up being the one to answer first.
“Hello!” He greeted.
A muffled voice on the other end could be heard.
“Is my subzero chillobrator running?” Lou asked confused.
The muffled voice came again as if confirming that was indeed what had been asked.
“I suppose.”
<>
“WELL THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!”
The Grinch slammed the phone back onto the receiver so hard, it actually made Lou reel back a slight. Grinch laughed at his supposedly ‘brilliant’ crank call.
“Oh, that’s a good one!” He complimented himself. “That is rich…”
Suddenly the Grinch turned toward Cozy Glow and Max, neither of them laughing with him.
“… What?”
“You call that a crank call?” Cozy asked. “That was lame… no! Lamer than lame! That’s just… Lamey, Lamey-lame! And I’m a kid; I’m supposed to think any crank calls are funny! Even the ‘stupid’ ones!”
“Harumph… like you can do better?” The Grinch challenged.
“Gladly. Watch and learn, Grinchy.”
Taking a coin from the Grinch, she placed it into the payphone and randomly dialed a number. After ringing for a few moments, an elderly woman’s voice (ala Betty White) could be heard on the other end.
“Hello?”
“Good evenin, ma’am!” Cozy called, in a disguised voice. “You’re our one-bazillionth caller, which means you have won the Whoville Clearing House Lottery for our three-kajillion Christmas jackpot!”
“I won?... I won?! Ed! ED!!! I just won us three kajillion—”
“Please hold for one of our representatives,” Cozy continued. “So stay on the line no matter what! Thank you!”
Shushing the Grinch, who looked on in disbelief, Cozy slowly and quietly hung up the phone before facing him again with a smug smile.
“That is how you do a crank call!” Cozy said.
“Hmm… long-term hold on a festively facetious phone call?... Genius!” Grinch complimented. “Why didn’t I think of it first? Oh, you reprehensibly repulsive runt! You know… you oddly remind me of a younger, albeit more… saccharinely sweet… me! Oh, you’re just like the demented, disobedient devil-child I never wanted!”
“Yeah? Well you’re like the black-sheep, ex-convict uncle my family never wanted me to know about!”
They stare at each other in silence for a moment… then immediately the two burst out laughing while Max practically raised a brow over their behavior.
“So, when do we call the crone back?” Grinch asked.
“Not just yet,” Cozy answered. “You know that little moment when people’s hopes die a little?”
“Are you kidding? That’s what gets me up every morning!”
“We milk that call for what it’s worth, and then… SMASH! A thousand upon thousand tiny pieces. Poof! Gone with the wind, but only after building it up so long. I’ll cue you when we break the old lady.”
“Works for me!” Grinch nodded. “Let’s go home.”
The Grinch soon approached a corner to a nearby trash bin with a button that said, ‘Dumpit to Crumpit’. Cozy Glow peaked inside for a moment and her face cringed after one whiff of a foul stench coming out.
“You’re kidding me!” Cozy groaned, facing Grinch. “You’re joking right?”
“Less you’d rather ‘fly’ all the way up the mountain?” The Grinch remarked.
But Cozy Glow, knowing how high the mountain was and how far from the town, was not going to argue over it. Moaning, Cozy Glow and Max were about to climb into the tube when the Grinch stopped them.
“Fleas before beauty. Thank you.”
Cozy Glow and Max groaned as they allowed the Grinch to enter first.
“Come on, hurry up, slowpokes!” Grinch called out.
The pair hopped in after the Grinch without another word. When all were together, Grinch slammed his furry hand on the button and a great force of suction pulled the trio down the chute on a winding, twisting path up the mountain with all the bits of trash around them.
“Why… couldn’t… we go… a better… WAAAAAAAAAAY!!!” Cozy Glow screamed.
<>
After a long, bumpy ride towards the peak of Mount Crumpit, a lid opened up releasing the Grinch, Max, and the newest addition to the do-no-goody group, Cozy Glow. Out from the trash tube, they landed into the junkyard, the majority consisting of contents from Whoville’s Christmases past. While the ride up the tube was dizzying, the landing was short and somewhat painful, especially for the Pegasus filly first-timer.
The girl shook herself from the harrowing ride before rubbing her sore hindquarters.
“Ugh… you guys have landings like this all the time?”
The Grinch, however, sat up like he just woke from a short nap.
“You get used to it,” He shrugged. “The worst part is the traffic on the way up here. Why a car could have paid for itself by now.”
As she was recovering, Cozy was suddenly hit by a thousand sights and smells, overwhelming her sensitive nostrils to the point of gagging.
“And you have to land—urgh—here each time? A smelly junkyard?!”
“I know…”
The Grinch took a big whiff, breathing in the noxious fumes like fresh air.
“It’s one of the things I look forward to when I get home. Nothing better for the lungs than good old stale air.”
“So, you’re just living up here… with the Whos’ trash and a dog? That’s sad, even for a villain like you.”
His eyes widened as the Grinch faced the filly.
“Are you kidding? I love it up here! Seven-minute distance from the dump, living space enough for one, outfitted with a lovely vantage point from which to plot out my unmerry machinations… and once in a while, those candy-cane-craving cravens usually dump out something very nasty to my liking!”
“Like what?”
Suddenly, the tube began to rumble, indicating the arrival of another load of trash, which made the Grinch slightly giddy.
“Oh, goody! Another load comin’ down!”
The Grinch shoved Cozy aside, the filly landing in a large pile of stained, horribly designed Christmas neckties. Meanwhile, the Grinch was greeted with another load of fresh trash, including a few big red bags with the same label. One of which landed in his arms and closed to his face.
“Ooh… what’s that stench?” He cringed, then turned giddy. “It’s fantastic!”
Cozy shook off the last of the ties for a closer look at one bag near her hooves.
“’Hazardous Waste’?” She read.
Her eyes widened with fear, as she backed away with a shriek! She proceeded to grab some neckties and rub furiously against her hooves to remove whatever substance was in that bag.
“My favorite kind of garbage!” Grinch said happily. “Second only to ‘biodegradable’, of course. Max, kid! Grab a bag! We’ll come back for the rest!”
He grabbed a couple bags before standing up and working his way up the path towards his door. This left Cozy Glow and Max trailing behind with a bag each.
“Of course, when I say ‘we’, I mean ‘you two’.”
Cozy naturally groaned as she found herself resorted to grunt work.
“Why do you even… want these bags?”
“The furnace. I’ve been meaning to get some new things to burn… and these are perfect! It’s amazing what these Who’s can throw away! Oh well… one man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri~”
Max barked, to which the Grinch interpreted as a question.
“I dunno, it’s some kind of soup.”
“Actually, potpourri is when you take nice-smelling things and use them to freshen up a room. Like flowers, herbs, and… other stuff,” Cozy pointed out.
“Yeesh!” Grinch uttered, in disgust. “Little horse, you got one sick, twisted brain, you know that?”
“Don’t blame me for finding the truth disgusting… and I’m a pony!”
<>
Late at night, back in Whoville, Cindy Lou-Who was all dressed in bed and sat in her room. While everyone else was fast asleep, she sat by what appeared to be a music box with a ballerina Who twirling around to a melody. With a flashlight in hand, she held a tiny stocking in her hand as her mind pondered with great thought. Not just about what happened at the postal office earlier today nor just the arrival of the ponies and their need to find this ‘Cozy Glow’. But instead her thoughts hung over something much bigger than herself… this festive season of which is supposed to be ‘Christmas’.
Cindy Lou-Who (Sings):
Where are you, Christmas?
Why can’t I find you?
Why have you gone away?
My world is changing
I’m rearranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too?
Poor Cindy Lou clearly had so much on her mind. She can only conclude that through all the hustle and bustle, she just couldn’t understand Christmas. She loved getting presents, making Christmas cards, and decorating trees were all well and good. Yet something was making her unhappy. And if not unhappy, she was indeed ‘confused’ like she didn’t know how she was supposed to feel. So much so even in her letter to Santa, she couldn’t decide what she wanted for Christmas, and it just sat there… completely unfinished.
Little did she know, not ‘all’ were asleep at this hour. Peeking out, Starlight Glimmer saw Cindy Lou gazing upon her own Christmas tree and even out the window where Mt. Crumpit loomed over. For this brief moment, the thought of claiming Cozy Glow suddenly didn’t matter to Starlight anymore. Instead, she felt sympathy for a little girl lost in what was meant to be the most joyous time of the year. In a way, the little Who child reminded Starlight of herself… when she was very young. And as she leaned against the back of the wall, hidden from Cindy’s view, she sang along with her whether she knew it or not.
Cindy Lou & Starlight Glimmer (Sings):
Where are you, Christmas?
Do you remember the girl you used to know?
You and I were so carefree
Now nothing’s easy
Did Christmas change or just… me?
<>
Meanwhile, as night fell over Whoville, the Grinch, Max, and Cozy Glow made their way inside the cave through the large door. Each of whom carried the bags of hazardous waste into the dark, dank cave. The Grinch pulled a nearby pulley which turned on a light, sighing quietly with exhaust before dragging a bag onto a nearby makeshift catapult, to which Cozy Glow was curious about.
“So… where’s the furnace? And why are you loading that trash onto that catapult?”
“It makes heating my home less of a chore, and one of my few pleasures… PULL!”
The Grinch pulled the lever, flinging the bag over toward what appeared to be an election poster featuring Mayor May-Who, asking viewers to vote him as something called a ‘Cheermeister’. Landing square in the face, the bag landed in what resembled a big funnel.
“Ooh… sweet~! Right on target! As usual.”
As the tube connected to the funnel shook, a similar suction sound was heard before the furnace began to whiz and whir from the new source of heat. Cozy dropped her bag near Max before flying toward the Grinch looking between him and the poster.
“Wait a minute…!” She gasped in realization. “Is the mayor… your archenemy?”
“Uh… no? He’s not my archenemy…” He remarked, sauntering toward a coat rack. “He’s just the number-one Who out of all those meddling merry-makers who makes me sicker than a 19-day old Grin-Itch Spinach, down to my green, mossy bones~”
Cozy Glow felt her heart quicken with anticipation.
“Mr. Grinch… that’s what an archenemy is… and that’s great!” She replied, following his trail. “Because I have archenemies too!”
“Yeah, yeah, sure you do.”
And The Grinch simply pushed her aside while ruffling her mane, not carrying so much as he hung his coat and sang.
The Grinch (Sings):
Be it ever so… heinous,
There’s no place like… home…
Walking toward a ledge, he belted the last word which echoed across the cave while he raised his arms. On cue, all the lights inside sprang to life revealing possibly one of the strangest, yet most complex, villainous lairs Cozy Glow had ever seen. So many gadgets, doohickeys, and thingamajigs that Cozy couldn’t recognize. One thing was certain for the young pony, as a tear came to her eye, that the sheer magnitude of what she just witnessed was…
“So evil, and yet… grotesquely beautiful…” She gasped.
Of course, Cozy saw the Grinch descending down his lair on a strange-looking step elevator (While Max took another way down) and flew after him for a closer look.
“First floor, factory rejects!” The Grinch called out.
On the way down, he turned his head only to find Cozy Glow floating right beside him. He let out a girlish scream of fright and nearly fell off the pedestal.
“How’d you sneak on the elevator?!” The Grinch cried out.
“I didn’t…” Cozy spoke, confused. “Pegasus? Wings? Any of that ring a bell?”
“Hmm…” The Grinch feigned thinking. “No, not really. If it ain’t related to Who’s, I sure as Hell don’t peruse~ That’s my motto!”
Cozy Glow merely rolled her eyes as she along one of the railings like a bird.
“I tell ya, though, some days… those Who’s are hard to frazzle!” The Grinch continued. “But! We did our worst, and that’s all that matters. Least we scared the bejeebers out of that little girl and her friends at the post office!”
He soon jumped off and headed towards a screen divider.
“They’ll be scarred for life, if we’re lucky~”
“… Yeah, they don’t scare easily,” Cozy Glow pointed out. “The girl and Spike, maybe. But not Twilight and her friends. Anyway, about what happened today… why save that little Who girl instead of letting her great crushed into a mound of mush? You are a bad guy, aren’t you?”
“… Of course I’m bad!” The Grinch retorted, offended. “There ain’t nobody badder than me, prissy! But if you must know… I was coerced into plucking that Who-poppet from the jaws of imminent doom by a certain fleabag who refused to let me walk away!”
The Grinch gave the stink eye to Max, who was still making his way down the rocky pathway to the bottom.
“Still… it all worked out in the end,” The Grinch continued. “Right after that little ‘wrap-up’ party in the letter room~”
The Grinch strolled behind the divider where Cozy could spot a silhouette of him humming incoherently as he slipped on some kind of robe… before acting like he was transforming into some kind of beast, making growling and guttural barks as he hunched his way out. By the time she could see him outside the divider, the Grinch seemed… well, what he’d define as ‘normal’.
“Funny she and those donkeys didn’t rat on us, though… must be afraid of reprisals.”
To say Cozy Glow was confused was an understatement. This Grinch was both intelligent and creative enough to concoct a secret lair like this. Yet clearly there were moments when the Grinch was like a man-child or some definition of a weirdo. Still, he was evil enough, and a little madness never hurt the cause. She, along with Max (Who made his way to the main floor), followed the Grinch towards what resembled a huge swing.
“Anyway, I think we did our dirt…” The Grinch stated, sitting down. “I feel bad, guys. Real bad.”
He grabbed a small sickle beside the swing as he made himself comfortable.
“I’m all… dead inside,” He added.
The Grinch soon released a weird, crazy laugh as he sliced the rope beside him sending him high into the air while dropping the ballast (An old safe) onto the ground. The Grinch released a loud ‘Wee!’ in his excitement, swinging back and forth like a schoolgirl as he was taken to the next floor, with Cozy Glow after him.
“You know… you’re so weird for a villain…” Cozy remarked.
The Grinch merely turned towards the little pony with a deadpan expression.
“You have no idea…”
Suddenly, something occurred to him so greatly his eyes widened.
“Wait… ‘Dead Inside’… that reminds me~”
Hopping off the swing, he headed toward another area on the next floor.
“Reminds you of what?!” The pony called out, following him.
In another part of the Grinch’s cave, the creature in question fidgeted with a strange device with some kind of screen. Turning it on, he grabbed the screen and pulled it over his chest, revealing itself as some kind of makeshift X-ray machine. As he finetuned the picture, Cozy couldn’t help but wonder what exactly the Grinch was up to.
“What’cha doing?” She asked cutely.
Of course, it was almost so cute the Grinch could barely stomach it.
“I’m trying to get my number in, so… scooty your booty, tutti-fruity~”
“… Number? On what?”
Before she got an answer, the screen became clearer. Before her the bones were blue outlines with something faintly small and red thumping along the upper-left of his body. The shape was what struck Cozy as odd: The Grinch’s heart. As the narrators from a few chapters ago suggested (‘You’re welcome!’), the Grinch’s heart was indeed so very small. And oddly enough… that’s how he liked it.
“Yes! Down a size and a half!” The Grinch cheered.
“Your heart gets smaller and you’re happy?” Cozy raised an eyebrow. “How is it you’re still alive with a heart so small?”
“Oh, silly horsey… I live off my hate, not my heart!” He remarked, patting her head condescendingly. “Ever since I was a little Grinch and first came to live up here… besides, if it got bigger, that would mean I’d have to do another week-long cruelty cleanse… urgh! Which of course means no messing with Who’s till I get my sizes down~! But it’s worth it to have a heart as small as can be~”
He then turned away, as if gazing for someone there (Where there wasn’t).
“And this time… I’ll keep it off.”
His face sagged with a bored look as he wandered off, with Cozy not exactly sure what she was hearing. But she fluttered after him anyway.
“Pony… not horsey!” Cozy grimaced.
Of course, Max finally approached the Grinch, who pretended he had a stick for Max to fetch. He ‘tossed it’, which sent Max running. Cozy lightly groaned from such entry-level wickedness.
“There’s no stick,” The Grinch remarked proudly. “I’m smarterer…”
The Grinch made a running start toward what seemed to be his bed, so rickety and squeaking with a weird-looking headboard. He lifted his head towards an old answering machine before turning his entire body towards it.
“Any calls~?”
He clicked the machine on, and an automated voice gave the following notification:
“You have no messages.”
The Grinch gazed at the machine as if something was wrong.
“Odd… better check the outgoing.”
He clicked a button which played back the Grinch’s personal message, to which he listened intently.
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! And if it so happens to be Mayor May-Who on the line, then I’d like to add that I’ll also DUNK YOUR HEAD IN A PILE OF FRESHLY-PLOOPED WALVARK DROPPINGS!!! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.”
The machine beeped, concluding the rather disturbing message which unsettled even Cozy Glow. First starting calmly, then briefly turning to anger… then returning to calm again. It was all over the place. Clearly the Grinch had more potential as a villain than she thought.
“Oh well!” The Grinch remarked.
Clearly he had no concern for his messages, probably just wanted to hear his own voice on tape. Reaching up, he grabbed a bar over his head and pushed himself out of bed, yelling like a wild man and riding on a zipline leading all the way down towards a well-used armchair, which he jumped onto. By now, Cozy was getting a little tired from following him place to place in his own cave lair and practically plopped onto the ground. Of course… the Grinch paid no mind to his new guest.
“That’s more like it~”
He began to sing quite incoherently again, lifting his legs up and tossing each sock off his furry feet onto the floor. They dropped near Cozy Glow, who was about to stand when she noticed the socks literally coming to life and inching away from the stench from their wearer’s feet. She then heard a loud crunching sound, to which Cozy found the Grinch eating the neck of a glass bottle, which made her shiver.
“Ugh… this guy must be part goat…” She remarked to herself.
After sticking a finger in his mouth, possibly picking a shard from his teeth, he gazed into the bottle he chewed on.
“Excellent year…” He noted, putting it down.
Seeing the Grinch eating caused Cozy’s own stomach to growl, reminding her that she hadn’t eaten anything at all today. But since clearly cuteness won’t work on the Grinch… she knew she had to be clever instead.
“Excuse me, Mr. Grinch…” She spoke, approaching him. “I know it’d be awful rude of me to ask after all you’ve taught me about mischief today, but… I was wondering if… you could spare a little something to—”
“If you’re so hungry, why don’t you bother Max?” The Grinch remarked, unconcerned. “He’s got plenty of dog food to share.”
This made Cozy growl a bit, the thought of eating what the dog ate. She nearly lost her cool before calming down.
“I understand… you don’t trust me in your own home. So it’s understandable you wouldn’t share your food with me. But I think it would be in your best interest to feed me properly if I’m staying with you. I mean… if I can help you ruin the Whos’ holiday more effectively than you would by yourself, my brainpower would definitely be worth feeding me, am I right?
“And if not, on the off chance you wanted to cash in on that ‘filly cheesesteak’ you were mentioning this morning, it’d be better to start with a fat filly than one that’s all skin and bone, wouldn’t it?”
Of course, Cozy had no intention on being eaten at all. But she knew if she could make him playing host beneficial to him, she’d make him do anything he wanted. The Grinch took a moment to think it over, and so far… it sounded like playing nice with her would be a win-win for him, depending on how it went.
“All right, all right. Help yourself to whatever’s in the fridge.”
Cozy grinned as she rushed toward the Grinch’s fridge. Upon opening it, she found it was not bare, but filled with foods she didn’t recognize. From cartons of both ‘Goose Juice’ and ‘Moose Huice’, a soup can of ‘Beelzenut Stew for One’, and even Tupperware filled with weird-looking croquettes covered in a greyish paste and coated with candied peanut shucks. She grimaced at the unusual food before finally recognizing a food she knew she had before: Eggs.
Though these were green-shelled, Cozy didn’t care as she grabbed the carton out the fridge and placed a nearby skillet over a hot stove. Of course, the first egg she cracked into the hot pan showed a green yolk in the midst of the egg white, which made Cozy stick her tongue out in disgust.
“Ugh… Grinch! Your eggs have gone bad! The yolks have gone green!”
“The yolks are green because they’re supposed to be!” The Grinch called out. “They’re green eggs! Philistine~”
Cozy groaned as she added a few more eggs into the pan, not really caring about the lack of bread. It became clear Cozy will have to make some changes around her, starting with getting food that she can eat. For now, as she cooked her make-do dinner, she heard the grinch remark:
“I tell you, people… I don’t know why I ever want to leave this place. I got ALL the company I need right here.”
“You mean your dumb dog?” Cozy asked smarmily.
“… No, I mean me. I am my own best company!”
Cozy turned around, curious as to what sort of crazy the Grinch was planning.
“I can even hold a conversation with myself, just watch!” He looked up. “Hello!”
“Hello!” His echo replied, greeting him.
“How are you?!”
"How are you?!"
“I asked you first!”
"I asked you first!"
Of course, while Cozy saw this conversation as stupid, the Grinch really got into it. So much he personified the echoes as someone trying to get under his skin.
“Oh, that’s really mature, saying exactly what I say!”
The Grinch waited for his own echoes to die before thinking of his rebuttal. He looked toward Cozy, who finished cooking her eggs and fluttered over to him.
“Watch this. Now you’ll see who’s smarterer…”
He turned back toward the ceiling and called out:
“I’m an idiot!”
However, instead of an exact echo as a response…
“You’re an idiot!”
Cozy’s eyes widened as the Grinch’s own echo changed, making the green creature agitated. He was no longer going to talk to his own echoes any longer.
“All right, fine!” He spoke, quiet yet clear. “I’m not talking to you anymore. In fact, I’m going to ‘whisper’. So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls and gets back to me, I won’t be able to hear it…”
The Grinch smuggle looked toward the cave walls, thinking he’d hear nothing back.
“You’re an idiot!”
Dumbfounded by his own echo, not feeling the mood for another rebuttal, he grabbed the bottle he ate before and crushed it into tinier pieces. He poured the shards of glass down his mouth, gobbling them before looking down at the leftovers of his bottle, looking quite contemplative for once.
“… Am I just eating because I’m bored?”
He tossed the leftover glass into a nearby corner, with Cozy Glow looking at the Grinch with such disappointment. Not caring for manners, she downed the eggs straight from the pan before tossing it aside.
“Are you bucking kidding me? This is sad… I mean even for a villain!”
The Grinch sluggishly looked toward the miffed pony. For a brief moment he seemed in a malaise. Cozy Glow flew up, grabbed his face, and drew it closer to her own red face.
“Listen here, you sullen green giant!” Cozy continued. “I’ve dealt with a lot in my life, but you are without a doubt the most PATHETIC creature I’ve ever seen. You’re one of the evilest talents I’ve ever met, and yet instead… you waste your free time with weird comments and feeling sorry for yourself!”
“… It really shows, huh?” The Grinch admitted, defeatedly. “But what can I do? It’s always the same year after year. I do my business on those miserable Whovillians and yet they still find themselves happier than me. I’m left all miserable and alone… so what’s the point? I mean… It’s not like I can up and leave.”
“Well… what if you could leave? Leave all this Whoville and Christmas hoopla behind forever! Get a new start elsewhere! I believe I mentioned I’m in contact with some pretty powerful folk. I’m sure they’d be more open to letting you in our ranks~”
“Please… what could a Grinch like me have to offer these elite villains you keep rambling about?”
Cozy released his face to dwell on that note.
“Well… for one thing, you have the bestest evil lair I’ve ever seen, by far!”
“Right…” He raised a finger. “One thing.”
“You also got some cool gadgets and inventions. We need a gadget guy on our team, and you could be the one! Think of all the villainous devices those big furry hands could concoct…”
He gazed upon his hands for a moment, nodding a bit.
“They have made some pretty neat stuff…”
“And finally… you’re one of the most vicious, craziest, smartest… and grossest villains I’ve ever seen in my life!”
At that last adjective, the Grinch looked upon Cozy Glow as someone paying a heartwarming compliment.
“Really?” He asked, eyes sparkling. “You think I’m the grossest villain you’ve met?”
“Mr. Grinch, you’re so gross you make pigs look clean. Your stink eye peels the paint off entire buildings. Even a garbage dump smells nicer than you~”
“Aww… well, isn’t that sweet? Keep sweet-talking me, and I swear I’ll have cavities tomorrow morning. Actually… I think I feel one coming on right now~”
“So what do you say? Let’s leave this Who-Podunk town and let them drown in their own Christmas corruptions~”
“Yeah… you’re right!” He leapt off the chair. “Who said I have to stay up here? Punking the same seasonal stiffs year after year when there’s fresh meat to torment elsewhere?!”
“Now you’re talking!”
“Of course… if I’m never coming back…” The Grinch pondered. “I will want to leave… one last hurrah! Give those Who’s a Grinching worth telling their great-to-the-power-of-umpteen grand-brats about!
“All right! I made my decision! I’m joining your little evil social club, little horse… IF!”
“If what?” Cozy asked.
“IF… you help me come up with something to really stick it to those Who’s this Christmas. After that… I’ll get the closure to move on so I can torture new suckers! Deal~?”
He offered her his furry hand, to which Cozy offered her own hoof with an evil smirk.
“Deal~”
The two shook and the dark deal was sealed. Cozy gave an evil chuckle as she flew off for someplace to sleep tonight.
“You won’t be sorry, Mr. Grinch!” She called out. “It’s not like there’s someone in Whoville worth staying for, right?!”
“HA!” Grinch replied loudly. “Not a chance! I wouldn’t miss any of those Who’s. Not a one… except…”
Suddenly, he remembered something from his past as he thought long and hard over what Cozy said. Surely there’s not a single Who keeping him from leaving… or is there? The malaise briefly returned as he reclined back in his chair, laying on his side as he struggled with memories he just couldn’t touch… or hadn’t for a long, long time…
You forgot the 'Fleas before Beauty' line. Also nice references on Green Eggs and Ham
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Like I said in the message before the chapter, it hasn't been edited yet
Oh boy. I remember hearing that when I watched the movie.
Green eggs...green eggs....I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM, SAM-I-AM!!! Huh? Where did that come from?
Ah, the echo scene always makes me laugh the hardest
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Same here it never gets old and is always funny
The bottles were made of sugar glass that he could actually eat.
Jim Carrey is such a talented actor. He's played a pet detective, a riddling supervillain, a "masked" superhero, a lying lawyer who couldn't lie, and an average who gets the powers of God are just a few of the more prominent roles I remember him doing. ALL RIGHTY THEN...
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I'll take Gingerbread Pudding (I'm mixing both of what's left of the desert menu) and Eggnog.
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It will be even more so like the Eggman next year
I wonder what happened to "Christmas, Why Can't I Find You?" sequence?
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We forgot to edit the chapter, Mrs. Wanda. Just give me some time... I'm almost done.
Again, love the dynamic between these two as well as th occasional Suess shout out.
I LOVE THIS SCENE!!!
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Just a minute... still have to edit it!
We apologize for rushing this chapter to the point that we neglected to edit it first. But thankfully, it took only a couple minutes... now hopefully fans can stop complaining! Thank you...
*Sighs* Anyways... it is here we get an idea of the frantic life of Cindy Lou. We already know how her father lives, but at this time of the year her mother makes it her mission to have the best Christmas lights just for Who's to notice her. And all to show off some high-class neighbor of hers, who somehow always wins the prize every year (Course we know why... and it's not just because of her choice of apparel, wink-wink!). Everything for Cindy is so baffling, with how commercial Christmas has become that its no wonder she doesn't know what presents to ask for Santa. Or perhaps what she really wants is not something that can be tied with a bow or put on a stocking. But she worries that what she wants is something not even Santa can make happen.
We also get a look at the Grinch in his natural habitat. From digging through trash finding whatever suits his needs to the dankest looking lair you could imagine him living. And yet seeing how he lives and how he actually spends his time, it's no wonder Cozy is disappointed. Here she is thinking she's met another villain constantly plotting to spread misery to the world except what she finds... is a sad sack of a monster who actually 'is' miserable. So being the one pony in the cave wearing the 'pants' in this relationship, she makes it her mission to convince the Grinch to leave this all behind and join her amongst the elite where his skills would be greatly appreciated. To which, this seems to spark the Grinch's interests as an excuse to leave the Who's and all of Christmas behind forever... but on 'one' condition! She helps him prepare the biggest scheme as a huge slap in the face to those Who's, then he'll join her group.
The bigger question is: Would the Grinch really be the type of guy to actually go through with it? Or is he only agreeing to it because he wasn't thinking clearly?
Yeah Grinch has so much potential as a villain but squanders it with petty insults and rudeness to his neighbors in the town below. Though if Cozy introduced him to the Legion and the Benefactor I wonder if they'd actually accept him at all
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This quote makes little sense.
Ok,Had this point one would think they will Let it past since it already been many times,yet the Mane six still seems pretty eager to correct that Cozy is not their Friend every single time a Who said it.
…Why I got the gut feeling this is going to be Relevant?
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Sort of like the recurring jokes of the demon thing between Sunset Shimmer and Sci-Twi. That level of relevancy. Cozy should be honored.
The ponies and Spike meet Betty and Martha, the last one will be someone important in the story. While it seems that all Who are enjoying Christmas, Cindy isn't very "happy", believing that the familiar and fun fact of Christmas is falling into oblivion. It seems that she isn't the only one, with Starlight feeling that Cindy is going through the same that she went in the past. Perhaps in this story we will know what happened to Starlight to make her stop celebrating Hearth's Warming Eve (We know that, in the episode "A Hearth's Warming Tail", the character that she plays in the book had a strict teacher, but we don't know what happened to the real Starlight).
Now, we go to The Grinch's house, which, unlike the other two versions, is a stinky garbage dump. Here we know more about his personality, where we see that of all the Who, the mayor is the one he hates the most (Why?), And that there is a who, apparently, does not hate (Who? [And I mean who is that "who", do you understand me?]). Surprisingly, behind this malicious joker hides someone insecure who believes that he can never be loved, neither in this world nor in another.
He is also someone very intelligent, since he has built a lair with inventions and mechanisms alone out of garbage. This is what encourages Cozy Glow to invite him into his group of villains, which the Grinch accepts without hesitation, but he wants to leave a parting "gift" before returning. What is he up to?
Me: “Phew! How long was I asleep?”
Mina: (To me) “3 days. You have a bed, y’know.”
Me: “I’m starving. I better get something to eat.”
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For the part where you guys had to fix that last chapter, that's okay. 👍
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Oh yes, there's one Who he hated most of all and one Who he does not hate. And both are involved in his past.
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Are you going to need another day Doc?
Because we're just going to keep going.
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Yeah, in the words of Bugs, "What's up Doc"?
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Nope.
*Doing stretches and dance moves*
It's SHOWTIME!
Here we go...
Discord: "Yes. And meanwhile, back in Ponyville, SOME of my able-bodied employees are salvaging what was left of my theater, while OTHERS are still recovering in the hospital. We were able to make do with a large 3D-movie projection in town square, thanks to the ingenuity of Sunset Shimmer. That way EVERYONE can still catch the movie, FROM THEIR HOME WITHOUT PAYING ME!!!!"
Me: (To Discord) "We're never going to hear the end of this from you, until the end, are we?"
Discord: (To me) "Well, Mr. I'm-not-a-doctor-dragon-that-everyone-loved-to-reffer-to-as-a-doctor, how would you feel if someone delinquent kid showed up and burned down your home, with all the cookies and puddings you had prepared for, hmmm?"
I said nothing to Discord and simply shook my head. I looked down at my burned hands, wrapped in bandages. I wonder to myself, what good am I without my hands?
Meanwhile, back in the Galaxy, far, far away, Galen Marek continues to babysit the Jedi Younglings of Luke Skywalker's new Jedi Order...and then, Cal Kestis and Ahsoka Tano have entered the temple, with some familiar faces...
Cal Kestis: (To Galen Marek) "Whoa! What happened to you?"
Galen Marek: (Hanging upside down) "Just get me down."
Petro: (To Galen Marek) "So you're the infamous Starkiller... Ha! For a former apprentice of Darth Vader, you're not as scary as I heard you were."
Galen Marek: (Through gritted teeth) "Watch your mouth, kid."
Petro: "Ganodi! Hello there! Long time!"
Ganodi: "Hello there, Petro. I see even after Order 66, that ego of yours is still intact..."
Ahsoka Tano: "Honestly, after everything, I'm relieved to find that you're all okay." (Gungi roars in response)
Katooni: (Looks around) "So...where is this, Jedi Master Sunset Shimmer? Is she here?"
Jedi Youngling: "Master Sunset left to...answer the Force."
Galen Marek: "She went to visit some old friends and–Hey, hey, hey! Watch the head, watch the head, THE HE-AH!!!!" (Gets dropped on his head) "Ow... Thank you." (Gungi roars in response)
Speaking of Sunset Shimmer, the fiery girl had returned to Canterlot – Equestria Girl's Canterlot – where she catches up with some old friends, while getting acquainted with the new.
Bugs Bunny: "So, you're really a Jedi Master? So you can do magic, with the hands and all?"
Daffy Duck: "And you've got a sthuper flashy lather thword that can cut through stheelsth like butter?"
Sunset Shimmer: "Yes, yes, and yes."
EqG Apple Bloom: "Cool! Can we see it?"
Sunset Shimmer complied, as she whipped out her brand new two-bladed lightsaber, which breaks into two lightsabers. Unlike her previous Sith lightsaber, each hilt was pulsing a different calming, but intense, color.
The crowd: "Oooh!"
Daffy Duck: "Ok. Now I'm impressthed."
Bugs Bunny: (To Daffy Duck) "Jealous?" (In response, Daffy stuck his tongue out, at Bugs, who ignored the duck and turned his attention towards Sunset) "Anyway, it's a pleasure to meet you, Master Sunset." (Respectfully bowed his head)
Sunset Shimmer: (Blushes and giggles) "No, no, the pleasure is mine. And please, just call me Sunset."
EqG Rainbow Dash: "So, Sunset. Remind us again. You said something about bad guys planning to ruin Christmas. Any more details to go off on, like when and where?"
Sunset Shimmer: "Unfortunately, no... The Force isn't...chatty. If it directed me here for a reason, then it must be for a purpose." (Looks back at the movie screen) "And as far as I'm concerned, the recent debacle with Cozy Glow, back in Ponyville, was just the tip of the iceberg..."
Future G5
Sunny Starscout: GASPS (Turns to Izzy Moonbow) "You unicorns have a locater spell?"
Izzy Moonbow: (Shrugs) "Who knew?"
Alphabittle: "I didn't even know such a spell existed."
Future G5
Sheriff Hitch: "No hair. No hoof clip. No feather."
Random unicorn: (Reacting to Sheriff Hitch) "BING-BONG!"
Equestria Girls
EqG Rainbow Dash: "I'm with you, Pony me. Looking for a little lost kid is like trying to find a needle in a haystack."
Wallflower Blush: "Ain't like the first time we went through hell and back, looking for someone important." (Points to Sunset Shimmer who continues to look down in shame)
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Bat: "Where?"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Discord: (To Owlowisicious) "You know who!"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Galaxy
Jedi Younglings: "Wow! So many children, our age!"
C3PO: "And delightful bunches at that!"
Katooni: "They kinda remind me of us, when we were just Younglings during the Clone War."
Ahsoka Tano: (To Katooni) "Ah, yes. I remember it like it was yesterday. You were all a lively bunch. Though, for the record, Petro was a handful."
Petro: (Pouting) "Hey!"
Galaxy
Ganodi: "Uh oh. I sense trouble..."
Petro: (Points at the teacher) "Who is that? Is she supposed to be a mentor, or something? Where's her lightsaber? And what is she holding? A stick?"
Jedi Youngling: (To Galen Marek) "Master Marek? What's happening? Is Cindy Lou in trouble? Is she not mindful of her fears?"
Galen Marek: "Let's watch and see, huh?"
Granny Smith: (To Grand Pear) "Who spit in her oatmeal?"
Equestria Girls
Sugarcoat: "I think it's clear as day, they're obviously seven pastel colored ponies; with two being unicorns, two pegasi, two earth ponies, one alicorn, and the lone male is a dragon."
Sour Sweet: (To the teacher) "You call yourself a teacher?"
Gilda: (Snickers and laughs) "Did she ever told you about the cherry bombs?"
Gallus: (To Gilda) "What?" (Gilda whispers into Gallus's ear, and he laughed) "Oh! I'd hate to be that guy!"
Cheerilee: "My word!"
Equestria Girls
Sci-Fi Twi: "...She kinda reminds me of Abacus Cinch..."
Indigo Zap: "Yup."
Sunny Flare: "Absolutely."
Sugarcoat: "Unfortunately."
Lemon Zest: "Downer."
Sour Sweet: "Ditto."
Galaxy
Petro: "Who died and made you master, lady?"
Ahsoka Tano: "Petro. Don't tempt fate..."
Future G5
Sheriff Hitch: "Yeesh. She sounds scary, like my mom."
Deputy Sprout: "Yeah, tell me about it. She makes my mom look less scary, when I was I colt..."
Phyllis Cloverleaf: "Yes, Sprout. You do know I can hear you, right?" (Glares sternly at Sprout, who hardens and cowers away)
All Theater(s)
Needless to say, the audience were all baffled at reasoning, behind the commotion.
Scootaloo: "Really?"
Smolder: "That's it? That's what the fuss was all about?"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Sunset Shimmer: (To Mrs. Rue Who) "Aren't you overreacting, a bit?"
Everyone in the Equestria Girls' Theater san the Looney Tunes: "LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!!!"
Sunset Shimmer: "GAH! Who? Me?"
EqG Rainbow Dash: "Does this ring a bell?" (Pretends to be Emperor Palpatine) "Your friends have abandoned you, Sunset Shimmer."
Sour Sweet: (Pretends to be Sunset Shimmer) "That's not true!"
Sugarcoat: (Pretends to be Princess Twilight) "We don't need to save, Sunset Shimmer. Bzzz. This is obviously an edited video."
Sour Sweet: (Pretends to be Sunset Shimmer) "Boo-hoo! Why? Why have my friends forsaken me? I'm turning over to the Dark Side, because I'm an idiot for trusting an old man, and three FEMME FATALES!"
Sunset Shimmer: (Scoffs at the Shadowbolts) "Oh, I'd like to see you put in MY situation and NOT turned over to the Dark Side."
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Sweetie Belle: "Wow. Overdramatic, much?"
Erik: "I concur..."
All Theater(s)
The same, however, cannot be said for the audience, who all laughed out loud, or rolled on floor laughing.
Yona: (Laughing and wheezing) "Yona....can't....breathe..."
Sandbar: (Laughing and wheezing) "Me...neither..."
Princess Luna: (Laughing, with Anakin Skywalker) "I haven't laughed this hard than...than...the CAKE!!!" (Close by, Princess Celestia covered her pink colored face, with Storm Shield laughing and comforted his mother)
Starswirl the Bearded: (Chuckling) "Well, I did warn Tia...too much sugar is bad for the...flank."
Anakin Skywalker: (Laughs out loud) "I haven't laughed this hard since...well...I can't remember the last time I ever laughed this...much."
C3PO: (Robotic laugh) "Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha." (Talks) "Oh. My circuits. I can't...compose myself. Yet, it feels so good!"
Petro: (Laughs and hanging off of Gungi's shoulder) "He's about as fat as a Banthas's backside!"
Sheriff Hitch: (Laughing with the Mane Five and friends) "Someone could definitely use some good exercise...after you, Deputy!"
Deputy Sprout: (Stops laughing) "What?"
Discord: (Laughing) "I haven't laughed this hard since the time me and Peeves messed with some cops's buttstocks in Paris, France."
Bugs Bunny: (Laughing) "He's fatter than Elmer Fudd when he was like this." (Puffs himself up into Big Chungus)
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Daffy Duck: (Laughing) "Oh yeah? He'sth even fatter than Porky, when he wasth fat!"
Sunset Shimmer: "I'm gonna cry!"
Juniper Montage: "So am I!"
Three Hours later...
After everyone stopped laughing, the showing resumes...
Princess Luna: (Sighs) "The toils, the labor, the work of a postmaster is never done. How can you not appreciate any pony, or creatures, in the mail business?"
Anakin Skywalker: (To Luna) "...You've been in the post offices, way too long."
Princess Luna: (Royal Canterlot Voice) "AND I LOVE IT!"
Bulk Biceps: (Gets blown away) "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: (Struggling to stifle a laugh) "Uh...Hey! Everypony. Spike! If you can hear me. Don't you think you should help Lou get...something off his...backside?"
And now, a moment with Muttley
This has been, a moment with Muttley
Me: "AND Princess Luna's favorite part of the movie."
Random chorus: (Chorus Singer 1) Mailtime...
(Chorus Singer 2)mailtime...
(Chorus Singer 3) mailtime...
(Chorus Singer 4) mailtime...
(Chorus in Harmony) MAIL TIME!
Princess Luna: (Clapping her hooves) "Oooh! I just can't help myself..." (Proceeds to dance, with Derpy Hooves, Gabby Griffon, and kids)
Princess Luna: (Singing)
Here's the mail, it never fails
It makes me want to wag my tail
When it comes I wanna wail, MAIL!
Anakin Skywalker: "...Uh huh..."
Pipsqueak: "You're still my favorite princess, EVER!"
Me: "Plus, Gabby. Y'know, just acknowledgement some of Spike's other contributions to friendship. Just saying..."
Princess Luna: (Sighs in admiration) "Ah, the process."
Future G5
Sheriff Hitch: "...Uh, no offense to this princess, but she needs to get out more..."
Derpy Hooves: "Whoo! They've got letters!"
Gabby: "They sure do!"
Silverstream: "They could really use some owls to help."
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Smolder: (To Owlowiscious) "You! That's who...Ugh. I forgot who I was talking to..."
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Bat: "Where?"
Time Turner a.k.a. Dr. Hooves: "Not 'where.' When."
Princess Luna: "As you should. They're the backbones of communications, throughout our kingdom, and the world."
Derpy: T_T (Bows in respect to Princess Luna) "Thank you!" (Kisses Luna's hooves)
Gilda: (While selling griffon scones in Ponyville) "Huh? Did I hear that puffball right? She jogs?"
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: "Speaking of whom..." (Looks around the room) "Where's Pinkie? Shouldn't she be back by now?"
EqG Applejack: "Y'know, I'm worried about her as well. It's been half an hour, already. It's not like for her to just...be gone that long and miss the movie..."
Bugs Bunny: "Don't worry. If she's anything like you girls have told me, then she'll be just fine."
Daffy Duck: "Yeah. Who knowsth? Maybe she and Porky are building a snowman, or maybe the Abominable Snowman got them."
EqG Fluttershy: "...Daffy. That doesn't make us feel better..."
Gallus: "Yeah. Kinda like the issue regarding Voldemort in the Wizarding World?"
Galaxy
Galen Marek: "I'd like to know this as well..."
Ahsoka Tano: "I think we all would like to know." (Cal and the Jedi Younglings nod in agreement)
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: "Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."
Flurry Heart: (Scoffing) "Kids?"
Princess Cadence: "Now Flurry."
Shining Armor: (To Lou) "For your information, my sister and her friends are not kids. They're full-grown ponies. Whilst Spike is a growing dragon."
Apple Bloom: (Whispers to her friends) "Calling Princess Twilight and friends kids is like saying we're older than them. Huh?" (The CMCs and friends laughed)
Scootaloo: "A what?"
Owlowisicious: "Who?"
Equestria Girls
EqG Scootaloo: "A what?"
EqG Sweetie Belle: "A what?"
EqG Apple Bloom: "A what now?"
Sugarcoat: "Is there an echo?"
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "Say what now?"
Derpy: "Ever?!"
Gabby: "Like never, ever, EVER?!"
Princess Luna: GASPS
Anakin Skywalker: (To Luna) "Uh...Luna?" (Watches Princess Luna fall to her side, petrified)
Future G5
Izzy Moonbow: "Not even...a birthday card?"
Sunny Starscout: "Judging by that box...I doubt he even got a letter from his mom...or father...or any relatives...if he had any..."
Princess Luna: (Wakes up from her stupor) "Mis-Mis-Mismatched...presents...and letters?"
Princess Luna: (Royal Canterlot Voice) "WHO DAREST TO COMMIT SUCH VILLAINY?!!!!"
Storm Shield: (Rubs his ears) "Ease up there, auntie..."
Crazy Steve: (Holds up a baseball bat) "WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?!!!!"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Future G5
Sheriff Hitch: (To the owl) "You're really pushing it, birdie..."
Discord: (Amazed) "That's very good! I like your plot." (Random ponies stared awkwardly at Discord's choice of words) "Er...scheme, rather..."
Trixie: "Eh heheheh ahem...." (Blushes a shade of pink)
Princess Luna: "Don't. You. Dare."
Princess Luna: (Royal Canterlot Voice) "THOU HAST CROSS THE LINE! AND SO, THOU WICKED MUST PAY FOR THOU MISDEEDS!!!!"
Storm Shield: "Auntie, calm down!"
Anakin SKywalker: (To Storm Shield) "I wasn't that temperamental, was I?"
Derpy: (Claps her hooves) "Thank you!"
Shining Armor: "Mayday, mayday. Twilight's gone Twily-nanas."
Equestria Girls
Everyone in the theater room – except EqG Pinkie Pie and Porky, who are MIA - laughed at Sci-Fi Twi.
Speedy Gonzales: "Hey, Twilight. Must reorganize, eh?"
Sunny Flare: "Must make efficient?"
Timber Spruce: "Appease the checklist Gods?"
Sunset Shimmer: (Chuckling) "I kinda like the crazy looks in your eyes..."
Sci-Fi Twi: (Frowning) "Oh shut up."
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Me: "...I'm never getting that image out of my brain."
Storm Shield: (Turns paler than Anakin's ghost...and his mother) "That's going to haunt me for the rest of my days..."
Anakin Skywalker: "I'm one with the Force...but now, I'll never find peace..."
Princess Cadence: "Oh Twilight..."
Princess Celestia: "Ha ha ha ha..."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "Yipe! And I thought Fluttershy's Stare was effective..."
Daffy Duck: "Mother..."
Sci-FI Twi: (Offended) "That doesn't look anything like me!"
Galaxy
Jedi Youngling: "I'm scared."
Future G5
Sunny Starscout: (Points to Twilight's crazy eyes) "Now that's just wrong..."
Discord: "Famous last words..."
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Bat: "Where?"
Gabby: "I'll say. And I thought Rarity was overloaded with too much stuff."
Derpy: (To Gabby) "Yeah. Who was she trying to mail it to? The world?"
Gabby: "Actually, she meant it as an apology for Spike."
Derpy: "About what?"
Gabby: "That...I don't know. She just wanted to apologize..."
All Theaters
The Audience: GASPS "Uh oh..."
Tender Taps: "G-G-G-G-Guys?!"
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: (Waves her hands, but to no avail) "Look behind you! Behind you!"
Galaxy
Galen Marek: "Turn around!"
Cal Kestis: (To Galen) "I don't think they can hear you."
Future G5
Sunny Starscout: "Look out behind you!"
Crazy Steve: "C'MON, SPIKE AND CINDY! THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! BEHIND YOU!!! TURN AROUND!!!!"
Sweetie Belle: "OH C'MOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!"
Crazy Steve: "C'MON, SPIKE AND CINDY! THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!"
Discord: (Angry) "OH FOR GOODNESSS SAKE!! Do I have to do everything myself?" (Snaps his fingers)
Discord: (Smiles proudly to himself) "Hmph!"
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "Well, he blew it. His own cover."
Future G5
Deputy Sprout: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" (Jumps into Zipp Storm's hooves) "SAVE ME!!"
She ain't the only one.
Future G5
Zipp Storm: (To Deputy Sprout) "Really?" (Drops him to the floor)
Galaxy
Byph: "What in the Galaxy is THAT?!"
Ganodi: "I don't know! I've never seen anything like it!"
Capper, counts down on his paws. Three, two, one...
Grubber: "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" (Throws his lemonade at Tempest Shadow's face)
All Theaters
Audience: "What?"
Sugar Belle: "Someone has to save her!"
Discord: "...are UNDER ARREST FOR COMITTING ARSON ON MY THEATER!!!"
Equestria Girls
Daffy Duck: "Atta girl, Robespierre! Capture the scoundrel! Let justice prevail!"
Princess Luna: (Her inner Rarity shows) "Eeeeeeeehhhhhh..." (Faints dramatically, making Celestia jealous)
Party Favor: (Panic attack) "Oh no! Why is this happening? What are we going to do? This is mess! WHY THE CHILDREN?!!!"
Anakin Skywalker: (To Storm Shield) "Do these ponies always overreact?"
Storm Shield: "They sorta take after my mom..."
Night Glider: (Slaps Party Favor to his senses) "Get ahold of yourself!"
Discord: "Don't let her get away!"
Gilda: "PLUCK HER FEATHERS!!!"
Smolder: "KICK HER BUTT!!!"
Discord: (Pops on a Queen of Hearts attire) "OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!" (Everyone all looked at Discord, in shock) "What? What was I suppose to say? Let her eat cakes?"
Me: (My eyes twitched uneasily) "I wanted his autograph!"
Me: (Struggling to maintain my composure) "My hero..."
Me: (I can't take it anymore....) "Notice me senpai! Notice me! NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
And then suddenly, I suffered a fatal heart attack...
Me: "URGH!"
Mina: "Doctor! Are you okay?"
Autumn Blaze: (To Rain Shine) "I think he wants the mouth-to-mouth."
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<<Previous
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "Hmmm. I don't see any green eggs, but I think that dog's got himself a green ham." (Laughs at his own joke)
Sunset Shimmer: "Or maybe he's biting some sense into that Grinch's conscience."
Future G5
Pipp Petals: "Ew. Do we even want to know?"
Queen Haven: "I'd rather not, less I wish to be scarred for life!"
Random dude: "C'mon, dude! Don't be such a Scrooge. Help the little girl, or become the dog's green eggs and ham."
Me: (Waking up) "Huh? Dr. Eggman's green eggs and ham?"
All Theaters
The Audience: "Ooooh!!!"
Bugs Bunny: "I'll bet dat's smart."
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "Hmph. Look who's talking. The Grinch has become stingy."
Discord: (Dressed as a police officer) "And you were in cahoots, with a fugitive, who committed arson, RUINING MY PLANS FOR THIS YEAR'S HEARTHS WARMING AND RUN ME AND MY STAFFS OUT OF BUSINESS, ON THE STREET, FORCING US TO MAKE DO WITH A 3D HOLOGRAPHIC MOVIE PROJECTION!!!!!!"
Me: (To Discord) "You think you're complaining, Discord? Look at my hands!" (I showed my burned hands, wrapped in bandages) "Look at the staffs! LOOK AT US! We're all hurt here..."
Equestria Girls
Sugarcoat: "Considering you did just happened to save a little girl from becoming a Christmas pancake, then...yeah. It's obvious."
Equestria Girls
Sugarcoat: (Confused) "What?"
Lightning Dust: (Angrily throws a cup of soda, in the snow) "AMATEURS!!! DASH! You call yourself a rival? I can break myself free from that wrapping, in my sleep!"
Future G5
Zipp Storm: (Agreeing with Rainbow Dash) "I hear ya. She's overdue for a good spanking."
Trixie: (Rolls her eyes) "Well look who finally joined the party."
Tempest Shadow: "For being the 'Princess of Friendship,' she's got a lousy way of keeping track of her friends..."
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: (Pinching her temples) "Ugh, Twilight..."
Sci-Fi Twi: (Covers her face) "I'm so ashamed."
Trixie: (Rolling her eyes) "Like YOU were paying any attention..."
Gilda: "Some green hairy guy, calling himself the Grinch, just wrapped your daughter in ribbons, and fabrics, you MORON!"
Storm Shield: "I have a feeling we're all in for a wild ride..."
Me: "You mean like..." (Holds up some pamphlets) "Universal Studios!"
Flurry Heart: (Comes out with a tray of cookies and gingerbread) "Hello everypony and creatures! We just finished baking our holiday cookies. What did we missed?"
Galaxy
Jedi Youngling: "What's going to happen to them?"
Ahsoka Tano: "I don't know. But I hope they know what they are doing."
Galen Marek: "May the Force be with them." (Looks up into Outer Space) "May the Force be with you, Sunset."
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: "May the Force be with them." (Thinks worryingly about EqG Pinkie Pie and Porky Pig) "Pinkie Pie, wherever you are... please be safe."
Extra Cut
After they left from the wreckage of their car crash, Pinkie Pie and Porky Pig trudged through the snow, to Minty's house they'll go. But on the way, Pinkie's stomach started to growl.
EqG Pinkie Pie: "Oh man. I'm so hungry, I could go for a whole house of gingerbread now. Or even a...a...a..." (Looks at Porky Pig and hallucinates that he's hamburger) "A Big Mac from McDonald's!" (Lunges at Porky Pig, trying to eat him)
Porky Pig: (Got away) "P-P-P-Pinkie! What are you doing?"
EqG Pinkie Pie: (Comes to her senses) "I'm sorry, Porky. I don't know what's gotten into me. I'm just hungry..."
Porky Pig: "Th-Th-Th-That's okay, Pinkie. I forgive you..." (Hallucinates that Pinkie Pie is a cotton candy)
EqG Pinkie Pie: "Why are you looking at me like that, Porky?" (Porky didn't answer, and proceeded to lick Pinkie's hair) "What are you doing?"
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oh boy seen like doc still remember “the riddler Incident”
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Me: (Rendered blind) "MY EYES!!!"
Mina: (Too rendered blind) "IT'S BLAZING ORANGE!!!"
Princess Luna: (Covers her eyes with her hoof) "It's like looking into Tia's sun!"
The changelings, however, were captivated by the bright light.
Thorax: "No! Pharynx, Ocellus, no! Don't look at the light!"
Pharynx: (Hypnotized) "We can't help it..."
Ocellus: (Hypnotized) "It's so beautiful!"
*ZAP*
Random changeling: "Hey. Where's the cream filling?"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Diamond Tiara: "Who has the greatest light in all of greater Whoville?' That's a mouthful..."
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Equestria Girls
Sugarcoat: "That's a mouthful."
Vignette Valencia: "Here's my advice for you. If you want to B.Y.B.B. – Be Yourself But Better – then simplify. Because there's too much going on."
Future G5
Sheriff Hitch: "I'm sorry, the Who has the...the...she lost me at the...the midpart of the sentence..."
Zipp Storm: "I think it's a competition for light show..."
Sheriff Hitch: "Ugh. Why didn't she just say so?"
Galaxy
Galen Marek: "Those Who's are really obsessed about their holiday..."
Discord: "A CRIMINAL! THEY'RE HUNTING A CRIMINAL!"
Needless to say, everyone in Ponvyille, watching, were gulp smacked. While others who knew Pinkie Pie...knew not to ask.
Big Mac: "Don't ask."
Galaxy
Jedi Youngling: (To Galen Marek) "Master Marek! What was that?" (Galen simply shrugged, just as confused as the children)
Future G5
Izzy Moonbow: (To Sunny Starscout) "How did she do that?"
Sunny Starscout: (Shrugs) "I don't know!"
Sunburst: "Even worse than my mother?"
Storm Shield: "Or mine?" (Both boys shared some laughter, before they received a death glare from their mothers)
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Interesting fact: The moment of Martha shooting lights onto her house was actually filmed backwards.
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Shouldn't this and the other parts be in Post-Office Panic?
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don't judge him. he didn't had time yesterday
I'm loving this
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You're lucky the Doc even had that time to post any commentary at all! Where's your appreciation, kid?
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That too.
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Sort of like that one scene from Home Alone when it looks like the Wet Bandits are about to hit the boy with the truck, but turns out that was filmed backwards too. Or some scenes when it looks like it's happening at night in movies, but turns out they were filmed during the day but were altered so it looks like an evening scene.
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Discord: "She could be compensating for something." (Chuckles)
Discord: "Called it!"
Lightning Dust: "Uh...civil rivalry?" (Scoffs) "Yeah, that never lasts long..."
Equestria Girls
EqG Rarity: (Reacting to the movie) "A civil rivalry."
Sunset Shimmer: "At least they had the right idea, Shadowbolts." (The Shadowbolts shrugged in response)
Diamond Tiara: "Hey! That looks like one of Pinkie's party cannons..."
Silver Spoon: "That's because, I think, it is a cannon!"
Equestria Girls
Sci-Fi Twi: "I-I-Is that a...a gun?"
Daffy Duck: "AAAAHHH!!! SAVE ME!!!" (Ducks under a chair) "Don't let it shoot me!"
Galaxy
Galen Marek: "Is that supposed to be a blaster?"
Cal Kestis: "She's going to shoot someone's eye out!"
Future G5
Sunny Starscout: "What is that?"
All Theaters
Audience: "OMG!"
Me: "SHE'S GOING TO FALL OFF THE ROOF!!!"
Lightning Dust: (Buying some ice cream) "Well, at least we'll get to see some casualty."
Me: (To Rarity) "You could've just used your magic, Rarity. Just saying...you're a unicorn, in case you forget."
Discord: (To me) "You see what I have to put up with?"
Equestria Girls
EqG Rarity: "Where can I get me one of those machines?"
Future G5
Phyllis Cloverleaf: (Whistles) "I could definitely use one of those. I'd better start sketching out some ideas."
Discord: "So...you like to make CRANK CALLS!!!!"
Equestria Girls
Lemon Zest: "Y'know, dudettes. I'm starting to think the Grinch isn't so much a threat. Just a...a...what's the word?"
Sour Sweet: "Nuisance?"
Sunny Flare: "Uncouth?"
Indigo Zap: "An ogre?"
Sugarcoat: "A bad banana with a greasy black peel?"
Lemon Zest: "Jerk?"
Apple Bloom: "Well, I don't think crank calls are funny!"
Diamond Tiara: "Neither do I! Or y'know, at least, back when I was a bully..."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "This kid is seriously messed up."
Daffy Duck: "Yeah, I agree."
Speedy Gonzales: "Si."
Sci-Fi Twi: (To Sunset Shimmer) "No offense, Sunset. But she kinda makes you look cute and cuddly."
Sunset Shimmer: "I don't blame you."
Erik: "....That's just...wrong."
Princess Luna: "As if sabotaging the post office wasn't enough..."
Anakin Skywalker: "At least, back when I was a Sith Lord, I just cut to the chase, straight to the point. But that child...That's just cruel..."
In the streets of Ponyville, Grubber was drinking a chocolate, strawberry milkshake, with whip cream and rainbow sprinkles, when he and Tempest heard Cozy and the Grinch's plan.
Grubber: (Does a spit-take at Tempest's face) GASP (Points at the Grinch and Cozy Glow) "MONSTEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!"
Equestria Girls
Flash Sentry: "I think a certain muppet can hit it off with the Grinch."
Discord: "That's what you get for being selfish and stupid. AND FOR BURNING DOWN MY THEATER!!!!"
Equestria Girls
Sunny Flare: (Her face turning green) "I think I'm gonna be sick..." (Runs out of the theater)
Equestria Girls
Indigo Zap: "Right behind you, Sunny!" (Runs out of the theater)
Discord: "A maniacal, naughty pony on Santa Hoove's Permanent Naughty Plaque who BURNED DOWN MY THEATER!!!!"
Owlowiscious: "Who?"
Anakin Skywalker: "Hmmm. She's confused. She's...sad."
Princess Luna: (To Anakin) "I don't have to feel the Force to know how she is feeling..."
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: "Poor kid..." (Thinks fondly and worryingly about a certain Jedi Youngling, whom she had taken under her wings)
Starlight's dad: "Aw, sweetie..."
Feeling targeted, Madame Mayor Mare slowly and quietly hides behind a Christmas tree.
Equestria Girls
Juniper Montage: "Looks like someone has a personal vendetta..."
Anakin Skywalker: "I find this little filly's villainy, more and more...disturbing..."
Equestria Girls
Flash Sentry: "That guy has a whole armory!"
Timber Spruce: "You can say that again..."
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: "Well, it's a good thing he did."
EqG Fluttershy: "Max is a good dog!"
Future G5
Sheriff Hitch: "Good dog!" (Cloudpuff looks at Hitch, then at the recording of the past, and growls jealously at Max)
Discord: (Singing)
Winter Wrap-Up
Winter Wrap-Up~
Equestria Girls
EqG Rarity: "Well...nice to see he has some...style..."
Discord: "You took the words right out of my mouth, narrator."
Me: (To Discord) "Reminds you of someone, Discord?"
Discord: "Well, he's got layers, like onions, y'know, kid."
Apple Bloom: "Gosh. I feel kinda bad–"
Equestria Girls
Sunset Shimmer: (Shakes her head) "What is wrong with that guy?"
Me: "We're right over here..."
Me: (PTSD flashbacks of the Riddler) "...I've never felt so targeted in all my life..."
Equestria Girls
EqG Rainbow Dash: "This creep's definitely got his head screwed on the wrong way..."
EqG Applejack: "And he's got some history with the mayor."
EqG Fluttershy: "But, what did he ever do to him?"
Galaxy
C3PO: "My word!"
Jedi Youngling: "Is he...eating...glasses?"
Equestria Girls
Indigo Zap: "Part goat? You mean like the Goat-Man we've been trying to catch?"Coming soon, Equestria Girls: It's Showtimes – Lost Tapes.
Random old geezer: "Her life's really gone to the dogs now."
Other random old geezer: "You could say she's in the doghouse."
Both old geezers: "D'oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!!!"
Grubber: "I think I lost my appetite..."
Tempest Shadow: (Wiping her face) "That's a first..."
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "Uh...pardon me for being nitpicky and stuff, but...aren't ponies suppose to be vegetarians?"
Sunset Shimmer: "We are. But...how else do we bake our cakes and stuff? I don't know anymore..."
Random brony: "OOH! Green eggs and ham! But...without the ham..."
Future G5
Izzy Moonbow: "His best friend is himself?"
Sheriff Hitch: "Now that's just sad..."
Me: "He kinda reminds me of Queen Chrysalis, when I first saw her talking to trees..."
Future G5
Zipp Storm: "There are two words that come to mind, when I see this guy. Delusional and weirdo. And if I have to say a third...sad, just sad."
Discord: "OOOOOOOH!!! Burned!"
Equestria Girls
Lemon Zest: (Snickering with everyone in the crowd) "Ouch."
Bugs Bunny: "Word."
Galaxy
Everyone watching the scene all laughed themselves silly.
Future G5
Sunny and her friends were all laughing so hard, that they cried tears.
Discord: "HA HA!!!"
Anakin Skywalker: (Rubs his throat and gulps) "I may be dead...but I still feel a little...uncomfortable..."
Grubber: "I don't think I'll ever eat again..."
Me: "There's even a song about you that'll do you justice..."
All Theaters
The Audience: "OH NO!!!"
Mina: "What's up with the Grinch? It looks like he's seen a ghost..."
Me: "Not a ghost, per say. But a flashback...but until then...WHO WANTS HOT CHOCOLATE EVERYONE?!!!"
Everyone in the street, all crowded around Ponyville Square, all wanting hot chocolates.
Me: "Just as I thought." (I tried to snap my fingers, but remembered they're still in bandages) "Uh, Mina?"
Mina: (Snaps her fingers) "HIT IT BOYS!!!"
Hot Chocolate – Polar Express
Hot! Hot!
Ooh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Say, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Hot! Hot!
Oh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
So, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yo, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Here, we've only got one rule:
Never ever let it cool!
Keep it cookin in the pot,
You've got-
Hot choc-o-lat!
Hot! Hot!
Ooh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Say, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Hot! Hot!
Oh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
So, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yo, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
In the Equestria Girls' world, the audience were given hot chocolates, compliments by Discord's staffs. Yeah, suffice it to say, Discord bought the movie theater in the Canterlot Mall.
Back in the Galaxy, Discord opened up a portal and gave hot chocolates for the Jedis and Jedi Younglings gathered around his TV.
Here, we only got one rule:
(Here, we only got one rule:)
Never ever let it cool!
(Never ever let it cool!)
Keep it cookin in the pot,
Soon, ya got hot choc-o-lat!
Hot! Hot!
Ooh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Say, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Hot! Hot!
Oh, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
So, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yo, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Here, we only got one rule:
(Here, we only got one rule:)
Never ever let it cool!
(Never ever let it cool!)
Keep it cookin in the pot,
Soon, ya got hot choc-o-lat!
All the way to Future G5, Discord appeared before Sunny and friends, and gave them his hot chocolates, before he went back. Back to the past.
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Hey, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Whoa, we got it!
Hot! Hot!
Yeah, we got it!
Hot chocolate!
Phew! Sorry it took so long. This year's Christmas was more hectic than it was last year! Lots of shopping, groceries, and some Christmas treats that my boss just showed me to try out.
That, and lots of Christmas ideas I wanted to put in these next commentaries to make them more spectacular to end this year on a good note.
I had so much planned, but I didn't quite expect Mr.E to start this story off with Discord's Theater being burned down. Lol
For a good reason. It must be some sort of test. The theater is gone. So now I need to think bigger and better. Until the next commentary...
Cascada – Last Christmas
And I finally got to work on the new menu format I always wanted...it's a working-in-progress though...
In the Galaxy, far, far away...
Big Christmas Party (When the Grinch steals Christmas)
Rainbow Dash – Jingle Bells (Play on December 24)
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Forgive me, I was a little confused when I saw this in the recent chapter instead of the chapter it should be in. Sorry about that, I know the Doc is doing the best he can.
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Apology accepted.
I was working late, past midnight, so I was sleepy and didn't check before I posted.
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It's quite all right. You did a fantastic job with the commentary. Yes burning down Discord's theater we knew would be a huge shock. Bu there's a silver lining for it all. We just haven't come to a decision just yet.
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I understand, knowing how busy you are, I can see how you would feel tired.
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Me:(walkie talkie)"Luckily me and my team is at hard at work taking care of it, Middle wing fires are out and east wing is almost done, but the west wing has the heaviest fires and we are having a hard time putting them out, not to mention we still have to deal with the Decepticons in the East wing, so we are doing our best here, until a miracle happen, we are on a stand still right now, over and out".
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I thought the silver lining was for us to salvage something that was broken into something new.
Discord: "My theater wasn't broken. IT WAS BURNED!!!"
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That’s half of that lining. Got something extra special in mind later. Working on the next chapter now. Don’t know how long it’ll take. We are workshopping it.
This just in. The Dazzlings are trying to order pizza.
The Dazzlings Call Jasper Pie Feat. Wubcake, IMShadow007, and StarryFlame01
What do you know, Wubcake... Once a pegasister, always a pegasister. She just can't stay away from the Dazzlings, can she?
(2:40) Oh! And Crazy Steve? She ate you enchilada.