You've heard what happens when you give a mouse a cookie, you've heard what happens when you give a moose a muffin, and you've heard what happens when you give a pig a pancake. But when you give a pony a pretzel, prepare for mayhem, because you know what?
That's exactly what you get.
Warning.
The following fic was pulled out of my ass in the span of about an hour. As per the comedy tag, it isn't meant to be taken seriously at all.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Rated teen for language and cartoon violence.
Chapters (1)
That was delightfully random.
By the beard of Santa Christ? Oh! Do you mean this Santa Christ?
2103718 The one and only!
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Actually I think Pinkie Pie is Equestria's Santa Christ. i can see her doing everything in that video.
This story should be added to the: List of things you shouldn't read while eating or drinking something. It also helps to not attend a funeral! I laughed so hard during this story. I also enjoyed the mummy scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark too!!!
2104176 Glad to know you enjoyed it.
2104494 Thanks.
I'd love to make it into a picture book sorta format, but seeing how talented I am based on the cover art, I might opt out and let someone else take a stab at it.
Lol any story with Pinkie Pie is a great story indeed,
Long story short: Ponies shouldn't eat pretzels. The end.
Oh good i can't stop the laughing! Good show my friend good show!
Where are my pretzels?
2720832 They were sacrificed to Almighty Talos
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now I'm hungry
3059261 Here, have a Sandvich!
It is very delicious!
Santa Christ, pretzels and ponies.
This is the best fan fiction ever made !
The things you read at half-past midnight.
Clearly I should be up this late more often.