Hey there, I'm Norkix! I'm a musician, casual writer, and avid gamer. I'm a huge Zelda nerd and a Final Fantasy buff. Other game series I like include Kingdom Hearts and Metroid. I main Toon Link and Zelda in Super Smash Bros. 4, and I play Shulk and Cloud on the side.

I'm certainly not the best when it comes to writing, but I do enjoy it as a hobby and work hard on whatever I post. I write mainly from the first person perspective as a result of influences like DJ Machale (Pendragon series) and Kkat (of Fallout: Equestria fame). I'm not afraid to throw around swear words in my work. In addition, I have a nasty habit of procrastination, so don't get scared if I don't update for a while. I'm probably just being a dumb and playing too many video games or something. Feel free to shoot me a message if the absence goes on for a ridiculous amount of time.

Here's a link to my fanfiction.net page, where you'll find a number of Zelda stories. I particularly hope you'll check out Majora's Revenge, my first story and the closest to my heart. It's far from perfect, but it built up a decent following and allowed me to become the writer I am today. Zelda is my main fandom and the series has a special place in my heart, Majora's Mask and A Link Between Worlds in particular.

In terms of music, my favorite genres are progressive rock and alternative metal. My top three favorite artists in order are Stemage, Chevelle, and Tool. I enjoy these artists because I find everything from their style to their instrumentation to the topics of their lyrics creative and 20% cooler than anything I hear on the radio these days. I'll probably make a Recommended Listening panel or something later.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - The littany against fear; Frank Herbert's Dune.

"Now, who wants to see their soul's desire?/Way down we're born to realize/One sobering thought was forced upon/We shall know... We'll know." - Chevelle, "Leto's Headache"

"Man who gets hit by front of car is tired. Man who gets hit by back of car is exhausted!"

"A Freudian slip, named after famous psycho-analyst Sigmund Freud, is when one is speaking and accidentally inserts a word on one's subconscious mind and replaces it with another penis." - The Urban Dictionary.

"We all change, when you think about it. We’re all different people, all through our lives. And that’s okay." - The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who.

"May we be able to look back on our lives when we're old and say, "Meh, good enough, I guess." - Angus McPhee, Questionable Content Strip #1734.

"In RPGs as it is in love, it's all about Damage over Time." - Norkix, 2014 (this is actually really depressing now that I think about it)

"It's hard to tell what ASAP means with todays sequence breaks" - Cosmo, #zelda IRC