Idk even

Someone tried to get me to create a patreon or something, but because I'm a terrible amateur writer, plus I can't really offer any rewards, I only got lightly peer-pressured into making a Ko-fi

I literally see no reason why anybody would ever click that, much less donate anything, but someone will yell at me if I don't put it here.

Blog Posts
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Wednesday
*Flips a table*

Alright, so self-love is key, and all that stuff.
So yeah, I gave my old stories a re-read. Tried to dig into how they got so many upvotes. I've always been astounded, thinking my writing was trash. But honestly... I enjoy it.
Turns out, I really like this silly story too, even if it's a clusterfuck. So y'know what, screw a redux, I'M GONNA JUST CONTINUE IT AND MAKE IT WORK.
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1 week
Wherin The Redux Lies

Alright, so along with many of my current projects- the ones currently stealing my muse, that is...
The list currently including the following-
A slight timeloop fic, but going for a different vibe entirely than most.
A follow-up to Catharsis.
An AU fic stealing elements from a specific series.
A little Rainbow-Fluttershy-HiE one-shot romcom.
And a fic tackling immortality's toxic effects-
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12 comments · 209 views
6 weeks
The Words Be Wordin'

Hey folks, back a bit sooner than usual, which means like... years, I guess! Lmao
Ages back, and I mean ages, there was a ko-fi goal for wordcount updates, and I figure, I might as well finally live up to that.
So, what have I been doing?
Well, to be brutally honest, I've been writing out the concepts for a longfic mostly- but more on that later- and a few other small projects on the side.
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7 comments · 153 views
10 weeks
Starin' Down That Wall

(Originally it was gonna be barrel, but that was a worrying title)
Hey folks, L-Bozo here
Kept you waiting, huh?
Bah, what'm I kidding, I've been dead so long it hardly counts!
Long story short, life's a bitch, and creativity ultimately comes secondary to sorting your shit out.
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7 comments · 155 views
70 weeks
Have you ever just...

Have you ever just had like, 5 people in a day randomly invade your dms, two practical strangers and three friends, who start going on about you being genuine and nice and a good person or something?
No?
Just me?
Okay, I'm gonna go die now-
Internal screaming
... I might've needed that, but still-
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Uhhhhh... something-something, I've been writing, 5k words done so far, might come within a month I hope I dunno?
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2 comments · 340 views

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