Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Converting my old 2014-2024 greentexts to prose and posting them here. Also writing new stuff.

"Monstrous Size Has No Intrinsic Merit. Unless Inordinate Exsanguination Be Considered A Virtue" - Darkest Dungeon

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

I read-consume yes-yes! I maybe write yes-yes! I talk narrate! I-I draw paint! (You can find me as Zlagg1 on twitter)

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Fluttershy is best pony.

dirty AiE heathen

why finish a story when i could start three more

I prolifically produce prurient pregnant pony prose, previously per Pregchan, presently preferring here and there. I'm currently commissionable.

Laid back prairie rat.

I dream of a world where sex is not shameful.

You Lost The Game

I do be writing. You do be reading. Read fics/updates early and vote on what I write here: https://www.patreon.com/Ebonyglow

Professional British bloke

A man with a love of history, ponies, and stories about said ponies. No commissions please, I wrote solely for fun.

you can't take the sky from me!

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Hay, you there. Wanna feel something?

Pithy Statement

Hello. I'm MisterEdd and a horse is a horse of course of course.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Just trying to be better.

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

Heyo. I'm the alt of a writer you may know. I write super weird shit here. Ratings off because Celestia forbid any of this gets featured. This account will only post, not follow or rate.

Hi and Welcome! Normally I am just an artist that draws alot of NSFW art on FA or Inkbunny, but I have a ton ideas that I can't always draw out so I figured I would write stories for them instead!

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Sometimes I dream of ponies and all their derivatives

Newbie writer, Luna/Fluttershy Best ponies

Twilight and Luna: two mares made for each other

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Long time reader, first time publisher. Perhaps against my better judgement, I'm taking a chance out here. Let's see where it goes. Please give feedback whenever you can!

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

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Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Hello! My name is DivineRoyalty, and I am an aspiring author, musician, and artist! I hope you enjoy!

Y'all don't hear me, you just wanna dance | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook