And now, a word from our sponsor. · 3:03am Jul 28th, 2013
Do you suffer from ocular nomadism?
Head shot of sufferer, direction of eyes as close to this diagram as possible.
Are you accident prone?
Video clip from collapse of Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Voice-over: "I just don't know what went wrong!"
Do you have just no sense of direction whatsoever?
Shot of person facing away from camera with an unfolded map, in front of a sign that says "Albuquerque City Limits". Person facing him from under the sign is pointing to the camera's left.
Ask your doctor about DERPIPONETM!
(equestrialis herpderpazine)
Stock video of patient talking to doctor.
Derpipone promotes optic focus and stimulates portions of the brain related to coordination and navigation. Patients taking the drug for the first time may feel a sensation like an electrical shock as it is metabolized. Derpipone begins working right away after you take it. Why take three medicines when you could be taking only one? Derpipone is available by prescription only.
More stock video: smiling pharmacist, young mother happily taking medication, couple walking on the beach at sunset -- the usual bullshit.
Use only as directed. Possible side effects include change of voice, canon alteration, increased muffin consumption, and drama. Do not use Derpipone if you are already taking Chromadash.
Yes. Just yes.
You sir or madam, are a genius.
Whoever you are, I love you for this.
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Let me get you my bank account number and routing number and then . . . Hey, wait a second! You're not a Nigerian scammer, are you?
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I'm glad you approve.
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Thank you! Oh, and while it doesn't seem to matter a whole lot in this fandom, let the record show that I'm a guy.
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Merci buckets.
1254088 Now what would give you that idea?
Eh.
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You may want to see about getting a prescription for Lafaditol (funipone pinkipye).
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Now THAT was funny.
My doctor prescribed Derpipone for my ADHD and acute social awkwardness; it really helped. Not only can I concentrate, but instead of decreasing my appetite (as many ADHD medicines do), the muffin consumption helped me reach a normal weight. My voice also changed for the better. I now sound like this
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WIN!
*Please pretend there is a Fluttershy Approved stamp here*
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Something like this, you mean?
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Yup.
Thanks to this Aderpable blog post you have another follower SO CUTE!!!
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Thank you!
I'll take seven.
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You should try to ease yourself off of it -- despite what the pharmaceutical companies may tell you, it's basically just speed.
Ow. I busted a gut here. I needed happy tonight.
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Glad I was able to help.
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