Oh god, he's got the flu... · 10:18pm Feb 28th, 2017
Yeah. I have.
And it sucks more than a cheap prostitute from Hamsterdam. Not that I would really know, I just go off rumors that my old school chums say. I doubt they ever paid to get laid.
Anyway, the flu sucks all hell. There's like a huge weight to my steps, like someone chained my legs up to boulders. I feel weird all over, and I'm sneezing so much I can't put food in the bird feed without dropping it all over the place every time I shake violently from my sneezes