It's the summer season in Tartarus, and it's hot as Hell there! After being re-banished, Tirek is forced to live through the unbearable temperatures. Tirek is hot, and he'll do anything to try and beat the heat. So when he heard about somepony selling lemonade in a far off corner of Tartarus, what will he do? Will he go as far as selling his soul? Maybe.
* Thanks to Normal for drawing the great cover art that inspired this fic!
*Thanks to BRyeMC, Calm Wind, CogWing, and Kestrel for prereading and supporting this fic! And, thanks once more to Kestrel for his great job editing the fic!
You really didn't need to give me special thanks just for some mediocre editing it wasn't that big a deal...
Nice job on the story though. I liked the argument a lot
Oh man, this is hilarious! Yes Tirek, this is supposed to be humorous and it does it so well!
Oh man, poor Sombra, smacked down to colthood. And Tirek getting smacked down by a colt.
4591447 I'm glad you liked it!
4591459 No problem! Added to Lord Tirek group!
4591464 Isn't that counter-intuitive? (I think that's how you use that.) he's not a lord anymore. He's been demoted to minion.
4591485 Close enough.
Oh my god, I would go to Sombra's Empire O' Lemonade any day of the week! Here's a like and a fave!
4591585 thank you! I'd love to go there as well!
This just made my day! XD
Makes me wonder if Tartarus is Celestia's old stomping grounds.
Silver linings, Tirek. Silver linings.
4591801 it wouldn't surprise me. She needs to let off steam somewhere.
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That was funny man!
You should do a sequal about them going back to Equestria, not doing so well in taking it over because they don't work well together, then they get defeated be something extremely ridiculous.
4595380 I did have some ideas going through my head about a sequel. I thought of doing a fic like "Sombra's Surefire Plan to Conquer Equestria" in which Sombra keeps coming up with these outrageous plans, then sends Tirek out on them, and despite how convoluted they are, they work in Sombra's favor by the end.
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I hope you write it! That sounds like it would be even more funny than this one here.
LOL This was funny as hell!
4610109 I'm glad you thought so! I really enjoyed writing Tirek and Sombra, maybe I'll do more.
4610133 I hope so ^_^ It might be interesting to see em try and sell ice cream? or Snow-cones! lol, so many hair brained schemes they could try!
4610154 Sombra has a well laid out plan to conquer Equestria.
4610161 Do they involve chains of lemonade stands? lol jk
4610238 no no, none of that! (throws paper into the trash can.)
4610259 I just hope Sombra remembers the age old saying about the best laid plains XD
4610280 who knows!
4610298 I am pretty sure you do, but I would much rather it be a surprsie
Have you ever considered submitting this story to Equestria Daily? You can find out how to do so here.
4612812 Can't say I have. I didn't think this fic was good enough to go on EqD. The thought never crossed my mind.
4612856 Well it is. So don't just stand there, submit it!
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Doooooo it
4622211 do what? Submit it?
4622217 yup
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4610109 What do you guys think? How many of you think this fic is honestly good enough to be submitted to Equestria Daily?
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*raises hand*
4622425 I know nothing about EQD, so I dunno.
4622425 I think they will be too busy laughing to not accept!
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Do it!
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Is it good enough?
yes.
Will they take it?
Probably not.
4622710 That's the Equestria Daily way!
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*shrugs shoulders* go ahead and try it I say
As a Regular Member of Equestria Daily. I too feel this is more then worthy of being submitted there!
Well this story was hilarious!!
4638556 I'm glad you enjoyed it!
That was HILARIOUS!! Oh yeah... While I was looking through your page I noticed you liked Nintedo.... Have you ever heard the.game The Legend of Zelda??
4730543 Does Link wear green?
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YES,Link wears green [color]
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He also wears blue, red, and purple 4 swords ftw!
Hm, this is amusing. Very!
Also, minecraft reference.
Your story has been reviewed in Noble Thought Reviews. Link
So super funny I legit squirted Water out my nose
Omg the titel is halirous without even reading the description I can tell this story is gonna be full of laughs