Twilight Sparkle keeps using a specific phrase out in public to describe her 'special relationship' with her friends. Said friends are convinced it does not mean what Twilight thinks it means.
Part of the MAD verse.
Thanks to Steel Resolve and Nova Quill/Firimil for their edits and sugestions! Also thanks to DrakeyC for the story prompt and his edits and suggestions!
And finally, thanks to jhayarr23 for the hilarious cover art.
I too have quoted that reference in a story!
...Ah, shit, um... I might've done that one too
This was great! I was worried that having the long description basically sum up the joke for the whole thing would leave it lacking, but it totally worked.
Ok, What the hell I just read?
I think it's one of the weirdest things I've read in a while, and that's a good thing I suppose
Best Line imo
Christ...
*Smashes like button*
A classic chapter in the Mad Universe. Frankly, sometimes I find it better than canon.
That went in a VERY different direction that I thought it would...
I think I just fell in love with an actual story. This was definitely an incredible story.
And Rainbow just reveals one of her fantasies. I still can’t believe that she isn’t the Element of Honesty.
Spike throwing shade at his waifu. It’s a sign of the Apocalypse.
10 bits and she’s yours for the night.
Yes.... I quite want these details myself.
Can’t argue with that.
And thus, a million Sunlight shippers keeled over with massive nosebleeds.
Follow-up chapter with Trixie, please? It looks like that “CURSE YOUR KISSABLE MOUTH, TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" I've been waiting for is about to come through, and I'd like to see that.
This was everything I'd hoped it would be and more.
You are the fastest pony in Equestria.
Kinky!
Which is not going to happen.
Platonically.
Wait what?
That explains a lot.
As usual, he's the only one with any sense.
Oho, I like where this is going!
Oh wow, Rainbow being clever.
A poor idea.
Because you are near sociopathic.
You know what, I'm proud of you for that.
Uh?
Oh my!
Oh dear.
To say the least.
You would.
Fair enough.
Oh I have no doubt about that.
So,
Genius.
You worry me.
How does it go again? Oh yeah!
AND THEN EVERYBODY FUCKED!
GODDAMMIT JUSTICE!
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Oh! Good call!
Adding that to the author's notes...
Bow down before the power of Pinkie.
Or be crushed by her jolly hooves of doom.
A for anyone gets this.
This was fun! Starlight was so great here
Yelling Bird strikes again.
That was awful. Do it again.
*Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap*
The Laughs and Smut Award is forever yours!
100/100
P.S. You put "button" instead of "bottom" when Starlight was building the card castle, and "Once" instead of "One" when Starlight talked about sharing, Twilight's.
I Blame Starswirl for this.
And THIS is why I love the MADverse. Hilarious, completely ridiculous, and utterly reveling in it.
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TOTALLY worth it
I'm loving that Spikes not the butt monkey/the too young for this talk so you have to go character in this work...just wished he was a bit bigger.....
I’ll be honest. I only liked this story because of the art cover you chose. It’s so goddamn adorable
Makes me miss girls talking dirty
Would the order dog mind if they do it on his table?
Poor Spike. But hey, it's all good!
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goofy, but adorable, :D
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overall or just in a specific place? :3
................................. (inhales) RAINBOW! XD
iz dis just a more lewd version of Skittles here? cuz if so, i KINDA like it............. i need halp,
really? that’s great to hear Twiligh-
............... oh Jesus Christ she’s as clueless as ever, XD
(insert “ooohhhh good for you” meme here,)
ya know.......... if ya are aiming to be a building constructor i’d think making a card tower should be a MANDATORY skill to have, cuz just with a real building, a card tower don’t take no shit from anybody, and if it tumbles, just try and try again, ya can’t exactly do that with a real building, well....... maybe ya can if your lucky and it doesn’t just EXPLODES when it hits the ground, BUT NOBODY AIN’T GOT NO TIME FOR THAT!
This was a kind of funny, I got a couple laughs. I like comedy of errors and it went alright, and of course the line "Also, Starlight and I just had sex."
For a short CoE it was fun and the notes summed it all up nicely.
Some things felt a little off with me for the main 6 but since I'm writing they're competing with my versions of them in my mind. And they served their roles and the comedy well.
Have a good day.
noooooooo,
noooooooooooo,
noooooooooooooooo,
TWILIGHT! YOU CLUELESS TWAT! XD
Don’t for the love of anything that’s holy Justice, DO. NOT. let her meet Diamond Tiara and SilverSpoon when they were snotty brats, or she’ll blow a hole in Equis big enough to rival the Yucatan Peninsula meteor impact that killed the Dinosaurs, i just gave you an idea, didn’t i? shet, which btw left a crater 11 miles deep, now for those of you that don’t know how big that is, 11 miles is the normal flying altitude for the standard airliner, also, there has been found traces of highly combustible explosive compounds in that crater, which may or may not explain why it went........ ya know, BOOM!
Also, for those of you that uses the Metric system instead of the Imperial system such as myself, 11 miles is 17 kilometres,
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I was referring to his size; I was thinking his canon size and shape when I was reading this and picturing the characters, so I would liked to see him a bit bigger, maybe Smolder's size ideally. Plus since he is gonna get into a bit of a sexual romp with Starlight, Twilight, and Sunset Shimmer at the same time, it would be appropriate for him to RISE to the occasion...if you get my drift
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i do, :P
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Spike is fine as he is. If you want him bigger, just imagine him bigger. Otherwise, well, there are position, stools, levitation, wings, hell, Twilight could outright change his race... there are various ways to deal with size differences.
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this took longer to read while laughing.
And her lady boner.
I will admit. I expected the ending to be significantly different than it was. Possibly with more violence.
All I could think about when I first saw this was, "God damn it Justice."
Halfway through I was like, "God damn it Justice."
And at the end I was like, "GOD DAMN IT JUSTICE! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME LAUGH!?"
Great story, as always.
So...
Explicit version/continuation when?
I love that cover art. Twilight is such a dork!
Rarity is responsible for expaning Sweetie's vocabulary? I like it.
Every day, DWK's "Twilight and Spike share a set quantity of common sense" theory gains more ground.
... Huh. That works to a surprising degree.
In any case, that was definitely a thing that happened. At least someone broke through Twilight's obliviousness. And remember to bring enough purple nerds for the whole class.
God I hate you for this. It's even worse than the Beanis Cinematic Universe. Also like the BCU, I hate how I now have to smash that like as hard as they're all smashing!
Ha, this is why you don’t ever use the term “friends with benefits.”
Gotta love it though.
*squints*
Here's the question... Was Twilight actually a FREAKING idiot, or was she PRETENDING to be...
Also, the griffon at the end was a nice touch.
That was quality
Hum
I hate myself for enjoying this. Great story as always
Goddamnit Justice! Why you make me laugh at work?
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What they do gets no rise out of me personally(not humanoid enough) but its still funny to see them depicted this way.