“I do not know how you manage to tolerate those fools so well,” grumbled Chrysalis as she, Penny, and I headed to the family room after the latest Day Court session.
My changeling wife was normally imperturbable, but the monthly meeting with the Council of Nobles was enough to make anypony tear their mane out, even if that person wasn’t a pony to start with. “We Triarchs may be the ultimate authority, but you know the nobles hold much economic power. They will always be looking out for themselves first, even if they dress it up as a benefit for the people. I came from a country and culture which makes some of those nobles look like amateurs. So I like to picture them being reamed by America’s most vicious billionaires and it makes me smile.”
Chrysalis deigned to snicker. “I’ve tasted those moments where your emotions are at odds with the situation.”
I angled my head up to kiss my bug wife on the cheek. “Your changeling network is instrumental in keeping those nobles more-or-less honest so I can afford thoughts like those. My thanks as always, my Queen.”
“A pleasure to serve, my King.”
With Chrysalis’ mood restored, we arrived at the family room and entered. I was pleasantly surprised to see a certain white alicorn there, sipping tea with Rarity and Trixie.
After I kissed my wives, I asked, “To what do we owe the pleasure of this visit?”
Celestia beamed and replied, “Daring Do has a novel commitment and has gone home to write. And, after years of adventuring, I felt it was a good time to slow down for a while and do some long-overdue socializing.”
After indicating to the maid Whisk Broom that I would like some tea also, I said, “Well, your timing couldn’t have been better. Rarity and I will be presenting her Summer Collection tomorrow. You’re welcome as always to come and watch.”
Celestia exchanged glances with Rarity before the alicorn almost shyly replied, “Actually, I was hoping to have a more hooves-on involvement this time.”
My eyebrow rose. “Oh? What did you have in mind?”
“I’d like to try modeling some of the outfits rather than just looking at them. After all, you always keep them for yourself afterward.”
I had to admit that I loved my collection of dresses and lingerie. I’d had to add another wardrobe to my bachelor room to store them all. Don’t look at me like that! “What does Rares think of that idea?”
My unicorn wife looked as if she could barely contain her excitement. “Darling, I first made those fashions with Celestia in mind. Having you to model them has been a blessing, but to have Celestia herself wear them would be the culmination of a dream.”
I looked back to the solar alicorn. “There’s your answer. This is her passion project and I would never contemplate denying her this. But perhaps we can make it interesting? How about a little friendly competition between us to see who gets the most compliments for their presentation?”
Celestia’s smile grew and her eyes twinkled. “Do you think that you could do better than the pony for whom the garments are designed?”
My smile grew, becoming a little predatory. “You’re asking the pony who has been professionally trained at modeling and has had years of practice.”
“Then it’s game on, I suppose.”
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Aside from my wives, we had a fairly large audience that night. Fleur de Lis and her husband were in attendance. The professional model had a permanent invitation to all these events but her schedule rarely permitted her presence. Cadance was here along with her daughters, Skyla and Flurry Heart, the latter for the first time. The young pegacorn had shown little interest in fashions up until now. Perhaps her mother had dragged her along, although the filly didn’t look too unhappy about it. Maybe she just wanted to see her Uncle Mark strut the catwalk as Marklestia. Come to think of it, she might have come just to have a dig at me for my hobby. Flurry was proving to be quite tomboyish despite her very feminine appearance and had more than once amused me by rebelling against her mother’s attempts to make her into a pretty princess.
Also present were Crystal Shield and Gemini. My child was in their mare form which was expected but, surprisingly, so was the changeling alicorn. The whole reason why the two ended up engaged was that Crystal normally switched genders to the opposite of Gemini’s. Perhaps they regarded this as a girl’s night out? Come to think of it, maybe their male counterparts did the same? They were old enough to not come to me to tell me their every plan. Not that I would object – it only indicated good things if all their aspects got along together. I’d have to check with Trixie to see what she knew.
At the back of the room, I spotted Nyx chatting with Luna… I blinked. Two Lunas! I suspected what was happening and trotted over to join them.
“Good evening, ladies,” I said as I looked over the twins. Only one wore a crown and, since my world’s Luna was retired and forewent the bling nowadays, that meant this could only be one pony. “Time-loop Luna, I presume?”
She smiled. “Indeed. I was informed of this interesting event and I admit to being very curious.”
Not to mention seizing every excuse to visit me. The alicorn had not wavered in her intention to bear me foals. No amount of me telling her that she need not ‘reward’ me that way dissuaded her in the least. I had even resorted to telling her that my policy towards me giving mares a foal was that they join my herd, and that required approval from Trixie before I would even consider it. I figured that Luna would not abandon her dimension and her role as Diarch there. That hadn’t had the desired effect though. Worse yet, Trixie hadn’t said no. The best I could do in moments like these was to completely ignore the situation.
“Were you hoping to have some material to tease your sister when you get back home?” I asked with a smile.
“That and to see how my stallion struts his stuff as a mare.”
I groaned inside. I was ‘her stallion’ now? It was definitely a mistake to tell her to ask Trixie. These mares had a one-track mind sometimes. I gave ‘my mare’ a weak smile. “I hope you enjoy the show, although you will also get to see Celestia herself model tonight. We’re having a friendly competition.”
“So I was informed. I brought my camera.” She held it up and smirked.
“Well, I have to get ready now. I’ll talk to you all later.” I hastily beat a retreat, well aware of the barely contained amusement of the other Luna and Nyx.
It was taking a bit longer than usual for me to slip mentally into the zone for the pageant, but then I noticed that Celestia was showing signs of nervousness. Suddenly, I was a fully professional mare and I gave the alicorn tips on how to carry herself. I reassured her that this was going to be fun and to just watch me as I made the first strut down the catwalk.
It was a great show. Rarity had made extra outfits especially for the occasion. The fact that she’d had time to do so should have given me a tip-off but I was too immersed in my performance by then. Anyway, with one of us out on the catwalk, it allowed the fashionista to fit the other out with the gowns or lingerie, keeping the intervals between them short. I adjusted my mane to the shorter side to help distinguish between us although Fleur de Lis would know the difference in an instant anyway. By the time we finished, Celestia was flushed with pleasure and she gave me a huge hug, thanking me profusely for letting her join in. Then Rarity, Celestia, and I went out onto the stage to take our bows to the applause of the audience.
While my wife and Celestia went back behind the curtain to undress the alicorn, I changed back to my normal stallion form right there on the catwalk. I was still wearing a racy little number though, but that was intentional. I loudly said, “And now, for the after-show entertainment. For your delight, I present the latest in nightwear for your stallion!” I then pranced in an uncoordinated manner down the catwalk as the Celestia-sized garments hung off my much smaller form. The howls of laughter were music to my ears. The day I started taking myself too seriously is when I’m getting too hidebound for the job. Besides, maybe Loop Luna might find me a bit too silly for ‘her’ stallion. She certainly needed to see this side of my personality… with or without the ill-fitting dress.
Eventually, I made my way to the back to disrobe. Rarity gave me a mock glare before congratulating me on a good show. Celestia was still giggling. I loved seeing that. The mare deserved every bit of enjoyment after spending over a thousand years in service to Equestria.
I went to join the audience. Fleur and Fancy hung around long enough to congratulate me on another excellent show before they had to leave. Cadance sought me out to hug me and tell me which outfits she liked the most.
“So, who do you think was the better model?” I asked.
“Pfft! As if there was any question! Aunty Celestia might have been having fun, but you were the professional who showed the outfits in their best light.”
“Do you think Celly will be disappointed?”
The alicorn shook her head. “Mark, she’s not that shallow and she knew exactly what she was getting into. No, the only emotion that she will be experiencing is happiness at being able to share this with you.”
I raised an eyebrow. “Why do you say that?”
“Because, sooner or later, Aunty is going to ask to join your herd,” she said with a sly grin.
I surprised her by smirking and replying, “I know.”
Cadance blinked, deflated by my reply. “How?”
“Celestia and I have had a very good relationship for years now. I’ve had plenty of time to find out why so many of my other-dimensional selves married her. We are good matches, and I figured that once she got the adventuring bug tamed, she would start looking for something more. Now, such things are not as simple for alicorns. The fact that we live indefinitely means that we have to be careful in our choice of mates. If we choose a normal pony, we would have to be prepared for them to die while we go on living. Celestia already went through that with Mountain Blood. That’s also why she hasn’t asked Rosa and Phil about forming a herd, despite them all getting along like gangbusters.”
I could see that hit Cadance despite her calm expression. She loved her husband very much, but I knew of only one instance in all the dimensions where Shining Armor had ascended to alicornhood. The odds of that happening to her mate were very slim.
I continued, “Therefore, as a fellow alicorn, I’m an obvious choice for a mate. Between our already good relationship and her long-deferred needs, I figured out long ago that she would ask me sooner or later.”
“Do you know how Trixie will feel about that?”
“Are you kidding? Having Celestia as her junior wife? The biggest problem will be keeping Trixie’s ego in check. I’m sure she’s already planning for the day, and I’ve had plenty of time to get used to the idea.” I sighed. “Unlike for a certain other alicorn in this room.”
Cadance brightened. “You’re referring to the interdimensional Luna?”
I nodded. “What’s your take on her?”
“She’s a lot different from our Luna in as much that she prefers stallions while ours leans toward mares. That means that she finds you attractive for many of the same reasons that you have just espoused for Celestia.”
“Yeah, but I know next to nothing about her. Her life has been different and we met only a few months ago.”
“Then ask her out for a date.”
I rolled my eyes. “You miss my point – I’m not trying to add to my herd beyond Celestia.”
“After you married Trixie, did you intend to start a herd at all?”
“Well… no,” I admitted.
“Did you or did you not delight in bringing in Rarity despite that?”
“You know I did.”
“Did you think adding Penumbra was a mistake?”
“Of course not!”
“And what about Chrysalis?”
“You know that was different!” Cadance gave me a flat look and I sighed. “Yeah, that turned out well too.”
“And now you’ve just admitted that you’re prepared to admit Celestia to the herd. Why do you think it will end there? A six-mare herd is not common but hardly unheard of. And to put things bluntly, Rarity and Penumbra will pass on, and so will Chrysalis eventually. You will need strong mares to support you at those times.”
I nodded, well aware of that. It was something that I preferred not thinking about. “So, what do you think I should do about Luna? Loop Luna, I mean.”
Cadance smiled. “I would never have pushed you toward our Luna – she’s not right for you. If she hooks up with an alicorn, it will be with Twilight. However, my talent is telling me that this other Luna can be a good match.”
“Can be?”
“You both need to know each other better. She is smitten with you but she needs to learn more about you and vice versa. This show tonight was a good start.”
A thought crossed my mind and I frowned. “How did she learn about this event anyway? Rather a coincidence that she heard about this private showing.”
Cadance’s enigmatic smile gave me all the answers I needed. “Okay, okay! I’ll start with inviting Luna around for dinner with the family sometime soon. If Trixie is cool with it, we’ll see how things go from there.”
“Good stallion. Now, I believe I have monopolized your time for long enough. Have a good evening, Mark.”
“You too, Cady.”
Flurry and Skyla departed with their mother and I noticed that several others had left the room including Nyx and our world’s Luna. I headed for the remaining Alicorn of the Night.
“What did you think of the show?” I asked.
“Very entertaining and enlightening – I can hardly wait to show my sister my photographs. Your final performance was amusing too.”
As Cadance probably already knew, my little stunt had done nothing to deter the mare. “I’m glad that you enjoyed it. Would you like to have dinner with us tomorrow night? We can talk about other things you might enjoy.”
Luna’s face lit up. “I would be delighted, although you already know what I would most enjoy.”
I shook my head and chuckled. “Patience, Loopy.”
She raised an eyebrow. “Art thou intending to call me that in future?” she asked sternly.
“Yep. Gotta distinguish between you two Lunas if you’re going to be spending a lot more time around here.”
Luna immediately understood the implication and forgave my presumption. “I’ll allow it. In private.”
She didn’t know me too well, did she? Yet. I grinned. “Then I’ll see you again tomorrow. Good night, Loopy.” I then gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.
She teleported away with a squeal of glee. Had I gone too far? Or just far enough? Time would tell. I turned to find Celestia chatting with my wives. Time to face the music. They all fell silent and turned to look at me as I approached. There was no need to ask what the topic of conversation was. They were all waiting to see what I would do. It was time for me to be proactive for a change. I faced the solar alicorn and said, “Ask!”
Unlike when Penny had joined the herd, I did not have to explain. If she was ready after all this time, as I thought she was, she would know what I meant. And she did.
“Prince Mark Wells – will you do me the honor of allowing me to join your herd and being my stallion?”
“Princess Celestia – I would be delighted and honored to be your stallion and I welcome you into our herd.”
She smiled joyfully and sank to my level to kiss me. There were cheers from my wives and they moved in to kiss their new herdmate too. Well, all except Chrysalis. She merely smiled in satisfaction as she soaked in all the love. When she noticed me looking her way, she winked and said, “I am no longer the junior wife.”
I chuckled and turned back to Celestia. “What’s ours is yours. Except for the throne. I’m keeping that.”
I love the sound of my wives laughing – all five of them.
Trixie cheerfully forewent her nightly privilege of being the first to make love with her husband so that I could properly bed Celestia. However, although I had grown considerably over the years since ascending to alicorn status, I was still nowhere near my newest herdmate’s stature. Fortunately, she knew a size-change spell and shrank herself to much more accommodating dimensions. She was still a little bigger than me, but then, so were all my other wives. Let me tell you though, her sexual appetite was in proportion to her normal size. The mare had many centuries to catch up on and I think she must have managed at least one of them that evening. It was exhausting and exhilarating at the same time. The human I once was had now faded to a mere memory, and the pony stallion that I was now had no doubts that this had been the right choice. My herd had grown again, and perhaps it would do so once more in the not too distant future.
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And though Mountain Blood was able to awaken Celestia from both grief and the need to be loved, She also understood that if she was to open her heart once again she wanted somepony that would be long lived as her. So in due time will Mark Wells be the herd stallion to have most of the alicorns?
Or will a Blank Page slip into this world Goldy?
A very nice chapter, and as one hole is filled a few others have appeared, we look forward to seeing more from this line in the omni-verse.
Loopy is such a great nickname for her, especially because the moon in general is historically linked to insanity.
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Looney has worse connotations in that respect. Loopy is DEFINETLY the better choice
This is Shiny Button, right? When did he change his name?
Damn fine chapter.
The future holds joy and grief...
Celestia did it
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Going to be ackward with celly and loopy since technically they are sisters
I wonder how alter Luna will react to actually getting into the herd and therefore bedding both a version of her sister and a version of her sister. It's certainly going to throw her for a loop!
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When he started staying in his pony form, Shining and Cadance gave him a new name. I don't remember exactly when I mentioned the name change. Maybe the last chapter of "Off The Mark"?
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I suspect they will follow the lead of Princess Postgena from the dimension where Cadance and Chryssy married Shining Armor.
Celestia and Loppy would call each other near-sisters.
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No, in chapter 100 of 'Off The Mark' he's still referred to as Shiny Button. I'll do some more looking.
Could someone please refresh my memory regarding time-loop Luna's story?
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I thought it was their female name.
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Found it in Chapter seven- Luna Loop. Surprised I missed it the first time through.
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Thank you.
Should be fun
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The name change was talked about in the Luna Loop chapter of Mark My Words.
wow this is a awesome chapter.
Great chapter!
I'm starting to get a bit confused, though--about how many years have passed since Mark ascended to the throne? Long enough for Gemini to become an adult (or old enough to be engaged). 18-20 years, maybe?
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Good guess. Gemini is about 19 as of this chapter. "Mark My Words" is episodic rather than a continuous story like "Off The Mark", so there can be quite a number of years between them. It also means that I can insert a new chapter earlier like I did with the "Change of Direction" chapter.
Guess Celestia will experience motherhood within the next years
Marks foals are very exotic already... Perhaps we get a Daybreaker theme Filly out of the deal? Perhaps a Colt 👍 Loop Lunas foal with Mark will be positivly glorious
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Will Mark ever undo the Siren threat that Starswirl banish so long ago?
To become redeemed or otherwise become a threat to be defeated?
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I think Sunset and friends already took care of that.
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Welp... So mutch for one great villain group to stir things up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Its been estimated 1-2 decades since Phil introduction of magic tech... Any plans to make a apperance on Earth ? Or development of space technology?
Ones Equestria has half decent tech to travel to there moon perhaps they can fake visiting the world without tipping there hoof actually using Mirrors to travel worlds?
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Yes, I suppose you're right.
What bothers me is the low-key condescension. It may be meant in jest, I suppose... but it still bothers me, you know? After decades of being "forcibly educated" (reminded at every opportunity) that I should never even entertain the thought that a woman could be anything less than a man (which, specific physical differences notwithstanding, I agree with - primarily because our bodies are not all that different vis-a-vis sex or race), seeing it applied so unthinkingly in reverse just tastes wrong.
I know it's a different world and all, but it still feels like females becoming the bully they fought for so long, and it fires up my engines of righteous indignation.
The implication in that joke is that he's smart because he realises that once the mares have made a decision, there's no point for a stallion to voice a contra... Casual sexism is something I'm not comfortable with, in either direction, unless I'm sure that all sides are perfectly comfortable with that sort of jokes.
Though if he's fine with it, who am I to argue. It just yanks me out of the character, and that can be somewhat jarring. A point can also be made that none of them ever really discussed any of this (at least "on-screen"), so I'm doubting whether they're even properly aware of how it might look like to him, or what his true thoughts might be on the matter.
I suppose I've finally read the backlog to this and the first one.
With Mark and his growth in Alicorn mares in his herd we might yet see a revivel of the Alicorn race.
The game is indeed a long one for Alicorns...
Damn fine chapter, much needed fun an relaxation is to be had.i wonder if Loop Luna will spend more time with Mark or her sister. Kinda feel sorry for Loop Celestia, she didn't seem to have a prospective alicirn stud as option. Unless she gets into the multiverse travel to find a willing one?
Mark is aware that Cadance will one day come to stay?
Though it might be a far distant way... unless we get a upgrade for Shining Armor?
Though it's not like they can become swinger in the far future