While Twilight is away, Starlight and Trixie give into the sinful temptations of smoking rhubarb.
Originally written for the January 2023 Writeoff, “Returned from Sabbatical.” An entrant in Bicyclette's A Thousand Words Contest II.
Cover art by the fabulous Punkitt.
the devils lettuce!
For shame, Twi, blaming StarTrix and not your clearly inadequate fire-suppression spells. Really, it’s all your fault.
Delightful stuff.
Twi, Twi. It's not you Starlight needs to make promises to.
Nobody breaks a Pinkie Promise.
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Rhubarb. It's a gateway vegetable. Before long, they'll be doing cauliflower, kale, and then... kumquats.
This implies the existence of both Pony President Ronald Reagan and Human First Lady Nancy Reagan, and I don’t care for either implication, no siree.
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Respect the Throat Goat
The wooden wagon?
Eh, it surely has some Great and Powerful fire retardant enchantments.
while i understand this is a “comedy” i do hope there never was a Pony First Lady Nancy Reagan!
it’s somehow so charming when Trixie does it
extremely Trixie yes
these guys really need to get a new couch! slash start a more active lifestyle
aww i love that she collects taxes or whatever
aww love ponified intoxicants (somehow co-existing with regular ol’ wine)
i can’t believe Starlight said the fuckword in Twilight’s own house. this Trixie is a bad influence on her!
ah the dangers of living with a dragon chlid
aww love that she collects taxes
and this incident, if anything, completely justifies Twilight’s position here. really makes you think about Society
aww well i hope it doesn’t hurt her! love Rarity.
delightful terrible StarTrix shenanigans, thank you for it!
I have several questions. Still, good way to let us know what to expect going forward.
And indeed, that tone-setting quote showed me precisely what I was in for, and what I was in for was a good time… and a house fire. Thank you for a delightful bit of silliness.