That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. -H.P Lovecraft
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
Fimfic Writer, Proofreader and Editor to those who request it, and a sucker for stories with parental themes.
'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'
Occasionally, I get the urge to write about candy-colored mini-horses.
Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."
I like to comment on really old blogs/comment threads and I will follow you for literally no reason if you respond when I do.
This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.
Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.
The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)
It took a bit of kicking till the gears started ticking.
Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))
I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.
Co-author of Off The Mark with Goldfur. Occasional spin-off writer.
The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.
Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!
Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.
A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc
I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.
Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?
“I've no truck with snobbery at all. To me they're all the same: literature, porno, dog racing.” - Dean Learner
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
Don't be afraid to PM me or leave a post. I always try to reply! I pray that my penchant for quirky action far outshines my clunky authorship. (I regularly purge personal/update blog posts.)