why finish a story when i could start three more

The strangest and maddest of myths, are often merely symbols or allegories based upon truth.- H. P. Lovecraft

On a one way trip to the moon

Too much to write; too little time

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Late-blooming fan with way too many story ideas in his head. Have written before, but this is my first serious foray into the world of fan-fiction.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

SCIENCE!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

I'll think of something to say here someday.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

I type stories using my hands