I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon
"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~
Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.
"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton
Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.
Reading stuff. Commenting on stuff. Trying to write stuff. Never getting through with the last one.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
I help mod most of the Equestria Girls subreddits on reddit and run the Sunset Shimmer Book Club Discord server.
Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.
Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe
The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”
• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).
I am a biomedical scientist who enjoys reading and writing about ponies in my spare time.
Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info
Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies