Foal Protective Services decides Derpy's clumsiness is too dangerous, and tries to take her daughter away. How many crimes and explosions will it take to keep a family together?
Will Dinky Doo Hooves get a rap sheet of her own? If she gets caught, will she have the cutest little mug shot ever?
October 2020: Now there's a sequel! "The Derpy Protocol: Twilight in the Shadows" tells what happens ten years after this story.