The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
Long time reader and lover of all kinds of literature. Hey I'm hoping to read fun stories. I'm also always open for a message.
Hi, I’m Tess! I’m just another average idiot trying to live my life. Hugs and kisses XOXO
Feel free to drop me your massive lore-heavy universes for me to theorize and analyze intead of analyzing my English class books!
"Nobody is perfect. We all had our victories and defeats… You learn from defeats, and with them, victories are obtained."
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I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys
Self-taught writer from Las Vegas, Nevada. I have no idea what I'm doing, but it seems to be working out okay so far. (Enjoying my writing? How about a tip? https://ko-fi.com/type_writer )
A sick mind further poisoned by the internet. Pay him no mind, lest you are wrapped into his dark fantasy.
Son of a good man, child of an angel, & brother of a Wild One! ‘Nuff said.
“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie
"The world is a stage, and the Stage is a world of entertainment." - Shakespear and Alister the Radio Demon.
They/Them I do astronomy stuff, Work on complex MLP:FIM AUs, and do Pixel Art. I'll do art for you if I'm in a good mood.
Being your own man/woman/cephalopod is a pain. If you have the body and determination to be a trophy, shine on and enjoy the pamper.
No matter what the Internet tells you, you will not be eaten by giant spiders the moment you step out of a plane into Australia. Triple organ failure survivor. Profile pic by TsaoShin.
I like things, Spaceships, 100 ton Battlemechs and cute ponies using them.
I taught myself to juggle while riding a unicycle. I may be a clown, but it's probably way more impressive than anything you can do.
Artist behind FracturedLoyalty, Writer of Rocket To Insanity
Character is what you are when no one is watching