Spend a lot of free time on this site. It's a distraction from the hardships of not living in pony land.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™