God, I'm so sorry.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Are you a Rebel?

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I am convinced this entire website is the conglomerate of every known tumor in medical history.

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

I'm just a teenage Автомат Калашникова Модернизированный, baby

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

The artist you've never heard of.

O.F.P.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

A fellow traveler...

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Working to better myself. Please consider supporting via my Ko-Fi link!

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?