Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.
This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon
See the way the ink bleeds through the back of the page. (she/they)
PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || they/them || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise
I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund
Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.
The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.