Ah, Hearth's Warming. The best time of the year! Just ask anypony on the street and they will tell you how much they love Hearth's Warming. The decorations all over the place, shining in their eyes. Presents all stacked neatly under their tree, begging to be opened. And the overall spirit of the holidays, spreading joy to everypony you would meet.
The day is Hearth's Warming Eve and everypony is gearing up for what is the best holiday of the year!
Well, except one pony. Yes, one pony is not into the holiday spirit. The Critique. Not surprising though. He's kind of an ... well, this is a story for everyone, so I can't call him what he deserves to be called, but let's just say it's starts with an 'a' and rhymes with 'glass mole'.
Heck, even his Computer seems to be in the holiday spirit! And she's a freaking machine! So, why the heck can't he be?! What a jerk!
He's rude, he's a hypocrite, he hated Equestria Girls, and he picks his nose when nopony is looking. Ew...
So, why the heck are we focusing on him? Heck if I know. This story doesn't. If I were reading any story, I'd be reading something like Our Gifts by The Descendant.
Don't waste your time with this character. Seriously, just click on the link and go.
Are you still here? You really want to read this story?
Well, aren't you Mr. (or Mrs.) persistent?
Keep scrolling, I'm sure you'll reach the bottom eventually.
You're not going to stop, are you?
I'm running out of things to say here, so I'll just start saying random things in the hopes that you will go away and read something else.
Monkeys mock mildew more menacingly than most mammals.
Seriously, go read something from TheWraithWriter or from Lunar Metal. I'm sure they've got better stories than this one.
You really want to reach the bottom, don't you?
Pumpkin pie preaches proper punctuation for poor penmanship.
Seriously, guys. There is nothing down here. You are just wasting your time.
I'm serious. Go read something from HudsonHawk or Fedorasarecool.
I'm sure they have some great stories you could read.
How long are you going to keep this up? Seriously?
It was the butler the whole time! That's not cliche, is it?
Okay, you guys deserve a little something since you made it to the end. Okay, I'll let you in on a big secret about the Critique. His real name is