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    Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCLXIV

    Hello again, FIMFiction!

    My writing has been going extra slow this month. It’s no mystery why. The first reason is that I’ve been reading in great excess lately, owing to a special blog I’m preparing for early October. It’s padded my daily wordcount to the point that by the time I finally finish reading everything, I don’t really want to do anything “literature” anymore for the day. This has been going on for around four months now. It’ll be good to have all that extra stuff finished in September, at which point I can go back to my more regular 20k-30k daily wordcounts instead of the 40k-50k I’ve been doing lately.

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  • 2 weeks
    Paul's Thursday Reviews CCCLXIII

    You know what I like to see? Progress. This is why I’m such a schedule-oriented person. Like the great Princess Booky herself, I find great satisfaction in seeing that thing marked as complete on time. It’s why being an achievement hunter in video games is compelling for me: I have goals and I’m often willing to tough it out through the longest, most frustrating tasks in the name of getting all of them. I like progress.

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  • 41 weeks
    The Day of the Dead Anthology

    The Day of the Dead (Dia de los Muertos) is a now-famous tradition from ancient times that has been a huge part of Mexican Culture through the centuries. Like so many things in Mexico, it's influenced strongly by certain aspects of the Aztec people.

    It has shaped the way those of us with that heritage look at life and death in many ways, and most importantly on the remembrance of, and honoring the deceased. We traditionally decorate little altars dedicated to the memories of those that passed away… but it's not a somber occasion.

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  • 42 weeks
    Jinglemas 2023!

    Jinglemas is the annual tradition on Fimfiction to exchange stories around the holidays with users on the site. This single event allows all Fimfiction users to come together and celebrate the reason for the season. Ponies!

    Enroll in this Secret-Santa-style gift exchange to request a holiday themed story, to be written secretly by another participant during the month of December. And in turn, you will be tasked with writing someone else's request. Then all the stories will be exchanged at Christmas! Simplicity itself! Thanks to the hard work of the Breezies, everyone will be ensured to get their gift!

    You only have until November 24th to Sign up!

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  • 65 weeks
    PSA: Using AIs to Write and Publish Stories in Fimfiction

    Hello everyone, this is a PSA (Public Service Announcement, for those of ESL) to put to rest consistent questions about using AI to 'write' stories and publish them here. This is not intended as a poll or a request for feedback. It is exclusively a clarification on an already-existing rule.

    People ask: "Can I, oh great and powerful D, post a story or chapter that I got ChatGPT to write for me?!"

    And the answer, my friend, is... No.

    Absolutely not. Not in a thousand years!

    Because you didn't write it.

    It is not your creation. You are NOT the author. In fact, you are the opposite.

    There seems to be some confusion when interpreting the following rule:

    Don’t Post (Content)

    [...]

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  • 94 weeks
    Jinglemas 2022!

    Jinglemas is the annual tradition on Fimfiction to exchange stories around the holidays with users on the site. This single event allows all Fimfiction users to come together and celebrate the reason for the season. Ponies!

    Enroll in this Secret-Santa-style gift exchange to request a holiday themed story, to be written secretly by another participant during the month of December. And in turn, you will be tasked with writing someone else's request. Then all the stories will be exchanged at Christmas! Simplicity itself! Thanks to the hard work of the Breezies, everyone will be ensured to get their gift!

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  • 121 weeks
    Phishing Awareness

    Have you ever found yourself in a situation like this?



    And then you magically find yourself in a suspiciously familiar site, except that you're not logged in, and it requires you to do so?

    Well. Don't log in. This is a scam, and a cheap one at that. 

    There've been recent attempts to obtain Fimfiction users’ personal data, like passwords and/or emails through links like the one I'm making fun of above. And a distressing amount of people don't seem to know what phishing attempts are.

    If you HAVE entered a site like this and put in your data, make sure to follow these basic steps at least.

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  • 133 weeks
    All Our Best [Royal Canterlot Library]

    As should be obvious from 15 months without a feature, life has taken the Royal Canterlot Library curators in different directions. While there’s still plenty of awesome stories being written in the My Little Pony fandom, we’re no longer actively working to spotlight them, and it’s time to officially draw the project to a close.

    Thank you for all of your support, suggestions, and comments over the years. We’re grateful to have been able to share seven years of exemplary stories with you, and give more insight into the minds behind them. In the spirit of the project, please keep reading and recommending fantastic fics to friends—the community is enriched when we all share what we love.

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  • 137 weeks
    Jinglemas 2021 has come to a close!

    Jinglemas had 114 stories written and exchanged this year!
    You can read them all here, in the Jinglemas 2021 folder!

    Jhoira wrote The Hearths Warming Eve Guest for EngageBook
    GaPJaxie wrote Twilight and Spike Hide a Body for Telly Vision
    SnowOriole wrote The Armor Hypothesis for BaeroRemedy
    snappleu wrote Words Said So Often That They Lack Any Meaning for Trick Question
    NeirdaE wrote Starlight and Trixie Direct a Play for Moosetasm
    Ninjadeadbeard wrote Garland Graveyard Shift for NeirdaE
    Roundabout Recluse wrote Apples to Apples for Ninjadeadbeard
    MistyShadowz wrote The Times We Shared for NaiadSagaIotaOar
    Petrichord wrote A Gentle Nudge for Angel Midnight
    Jade Ring wrote Past, Future, and Present for Frazzle2Dazzle
    Jake The Army Guy wrote The Big Talk for Dreadnought
    The Red Parade wrote Heart Strings for Franso
    Greatazuredragon wrote A Hearth’s Warming Question for GaPJaxie

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  • 168 weeks
    Reunions: A Swapped Roles Contest!

    Okay guys here's something fun presented by Nitro Indigo.

    Presented by me, I guess, but I digress.

    Last year, I (Nitro Indigo) noticed that there was a surprising lack of roleswap fanfics on this site. To fix that, I decided to run a roleswap contest over the summer themed around secrets. While it didn’t get many entries, it nevertheless attracted the attention of some big authors and was the origin of two of my favourite fics. Overall, I think it was a success, so I’ve decided to run another one!

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Jun
1st
2014

Site Post » Totally Official Fimfiction Content Rating OCs! · 5:16pm Jun 1st, 2014

Created by Blueshift because he has literally no shame

Which one would you waifu the most?

Report knighty · 8,715 views ·
Comments ( 280 )

Haha, nice.

All 3 of those OC's gave me a boner

Literally no shame :twilightblush:

I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at

ORIGINAL CHARACTER? MORE LIKE

UH

NOT ORIGINAL.

CHARACTER.

YEAH THAT SHOWED YOU.

So totally official

Ebony Nightraven sounds like the name for a character from My Immortal. LMAO has never been more applicable.:rainbowlaugh:

I want all my holes filled by Larry.

I give it a half day before the porn happens.

(Also Ebony is so adorkably lame)

Kill them with holy water -- it's the only way to make sure they're truly dead.

Oh what in Celestia's secret hairy balls is this fartknockery? :facehoof:

Fluffy is adorable god damn

2164480 What about Beardio, the mysterious strongman brother of Moustachio?

larry
he seems like the kind of nice, trustworthy gentlecolt who I can let tease my bumflaps

The first one is cute, the second one is lame, the third one is downright disgusting.

2164493

Beardio's currently on an epic quest to topple the Magic Overlord Goaty. The journey will feature many hairy situations and close shaves, but I'm sure things'll turn out all right.

Regidar #19 · Jun 1st, 2014 · · 1 ·

2164498 casual detected

Fluffy touched my heart with cuteness. 1st one for me. :heart:

2164500 Oh sorry, did I miss something? :twilightoops:

FucK me, seco one ihuess

2164508 yes
you were obviously not present when your sense of humor software was supposed to be installed
you can install one here

2164514 Don't worry, I laughed at the post, so the software is not missing. :rainbowlaugh:

Flufflekins is adorable, I'd love to read about her. :pinkiehappy:

2164519 perhaps it is a sever malfunction
god damn they don't pay me enough to do this shit

Fluffy is the best, considering that she acts just like an obsessed kid would. She's also not edgy or over the top (besides the name) but she's just an average kid.

No:
"And then Fluffy slaughter one million trillion quadrillion bazillion gazzilion quadruple triple Tireks by just looking at them and shes a pony/changeling/minotaur/goat/dragon/fluttershy/alicorn/centaur/gryphon/chimera/diamond dog/phoenix(How dare you touch the phoenix with your filthy OPSueOC. You make me sick.)/elementsofharmony/seventh element/Fausticorn(You stay away from her!)/destroyerofworlds/cthulhu/Discord/draconnequess/strongerthanTwilight,Celestia,Luna,Cadence,Tirek,Discord,Sombra,Chrysalis,Fausticorn,TheChristianGodallrolledintoone!

No bow down to my amazing awesome OC! You filthy peasants!"

Killstorm Deathhoof puts all of these losers to shame.

He's an alicorn.

Made of lightning.

You just wait. We'll be drowning in OCxFluffy clop this time tomorrow.

Luz
Luz #31 · Jun 1st, 2014 · · 2 ·

None, because they are all OCs

2164538

I wouldn't be surprised if that happens. What's the obsession with Foalcon in this fandom anyway?

Larry Fetlocks, an adult store? Wow... Knighty, if you put a tick box for him in the characters list for a short time, I bet, suddenly half mature stories on FIMFiction will have Larry in it. :rainbowlaugh:

I wanna do things to Ebony in a poorly lit Russian basement while Larry films us.

all of them. but mostly the third one. or second one.

2164538 No please no.:fluttershbad:

2164533
IMA GRYPHON, BITCH.

Fluffy is cute and innocent, so obviously she's the best.:twilightsmile::heart:

Ebony needs to start always look on the bright side of life (whistles tunely).

Larry needs a punch on his face.

2164567 Awww, so cute. *hugs it*. Can I keep it?

The third one almost reminds me of the joker:unsuresweetie:

After thoroughly reading through these OC's, I have determined an answer:
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2164570

Pfft.

I don't even have one. :fluttershysad::pinkiesad2:

Why do I have to be fifteen with no job! No money! No money to buy a Fausticorn plushie with! My only hope is that a vendor at Bronycon will have one that won't require me to sell my soul to the Devil! Why life? Why?!?

2164478 Neat family. Larry would be their father?

Flufflekins Stardust Sparkle- :rainbowkiss:
All my love.:heart::heart::heart:

2164577

I'm thinking he's their uncle who looks after them.

(Not in a bad way! No, that is reserved for anyone who gets on the wrong side of his nieces!)

2164576 I feel your pain. Before I got my first job, I couldn't afford buying anything. I was collecting scrap metal and bottles on the streets to get some pocket money.

It will get better, don't give up hope :twilightsmile:.

2164582

I now have to think of him as one of those Uncles that act like an ass generally, but acts like a saint around his nieces. And will kill you if you do something really bad to either one of them.

Larry Fetlocks and Leisure Suit Larry need to make a game together. It will be Larry Squared Pantsuit.

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