And I congradulate everypony who has joined this group, and thank you to the authors who contributed their stories and other writer's stories! Now what is this achivable achievment which we have achieved, you may ask. I and I tell you that our total number of members has surpassed that of the Death Battles of Equestria group(16 members). This is worthy of a celebration indeed! In honor of this, I have made cookies! Ah, the benefit of being evil. They are made 100% out of organic imagination. Eat to your hearts desire. And as usual, I end with the statement that I am not a sales man, lady, pony, or changeling. Good day to you.

Huzzah! Many flock to our cause... more or less.

Yay.