4516572
Ah, the best kind of sense for this group.

4516575 Only this group, eh?

4516584
Well, this site in general but I didn't want to give too board a statement.

4516572
*spreads your ass cheeks*

4516593 This site is cancer, eh.

4516600

4516611
which hole should I eat out first, mother?

4516611
Nah, cancer isn't fun. This place can be a laugh riot.

4516623 None of them, eh?

4516629 I don't think Classy is fun, eh.

4516632
ohh, you wanna skip straight to intercourse~?

4516632
Eh, we might need to tone it down a bit over there. He's been rather moody recently.

4516637 Intercourse, eh?!

4516639 I'm just trying to loosen him up with the old me, eh! :D

4516644
>Implying that you are old enough for there to be an 'old you'

4516647 I'm an old lady now, eh.

4516651
Aren't we the same age group?

4516654 Si, eh.

4516644
I woulda settled for just eating you out, but if you wanna take things a step further~

4516658 Oh no, eh...

4516657
Since I am definitely not old, then logically neither are you.

4516668 I'm old enough to have a babby and be married, eh~

4516670
That's not considered a benchmark for being old though.

4516660
wanna be on top, or bottom?

4516674 I'm basically a granny now, eh.

A sexy granny, eh.

4516682
Like you could ever be unsexy. (Seriously though, I think you and my sister are the same age.)

4516682
well?

4516676 If I had a choice I would be top, eh.

4516698 The only way I can be unsexy is that if I never shave and clean myself, eh. (how old is she, eh?)

4516702
Alrighty, take off your pants and get on my lap then

4516702
Knowing you, you'd probably find some way to make it work. (Four years older than me, 27 going on 28.)

4516711 Oh shit, eh...

4516714 I'm 24 so I can make it work so good, eh.

4516716
what on earth are you doing, mother?

4516716
That reminds me, she's getting married this December.

4516722 I'm panicking, eh.

4516723 Fuck her up the butt for me, eh.

4516726
...Just because I'm from Missouri doesn't mean I'm an inbred hick. That's just the 'boot-heel' region.

4516726
why, eh?

4516730 Do it for your mother, eh~

4516732 Because I'm married and has a babby, eh. D:

4516737
Image is broken. Also, my mother isn't a hick either, she's from the west coast like my dad.

4516737

4516740 Your mother commands thee to fuck her up the butt for me for I cannot with my strapon, eh.

4516748 :D

4516750

...Do I even want to know where you keep getting images like that?

4516756 I have a huge file of this sort of stuff waiting to be used, eh.

4516758
I was not expecting that answer.

4516750
so you gonna take your pants off, or what?

4516761 I had that file soon after I became a regular HaS member, eh.

4516762 Why you want your dick up my butt, eh?

4516771

I had that file soon after I became a regular HaS member, eh.

That both answers everything and nothing.

4516771
Because you promised me that

4516776 I made that file, because I wanted to fuck with the threads, eh.

4516781 Oh yeah, eh...

4516785
And the more you put it off, the higher the expectations of it become, and I won't stop pestering until I am satisfied

4516804 *hides behind husbando* D:

4516785

I made that file, because I wanted to fuck with the threads, eh.

There's the Pat we all know and love.

Oh yeah, eh...

...

4516808 That's the worst kind of Pat, but lots of people like the worst side of me, eh...

D:

4516807
*takes you away from your husbando*