I don't usually do blog posts, aside from the occasional announcement or random thing, but this has been on my mind for a while.

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Note to self: don't have the Cap post a teaser when we aren't even ready to be undead yet.

So. Holidays are right around the corner. And we've been busy. Quite busy. Busily busy, one could even say. So now, consequently, we've got a good string of updates for you guys, with only more to come. Consider that our kinda-sorta Jinglemas gift to you, our followers. Gotta promote that love, sharing, and peace on Earth deal, right?

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While I haven’t posted a Recommended Story Review set every month, I have been trying to do so, and this set brings me up to #15. This is starting to have an interesting consequence, though. Because these sets are composed entirely of stories that I enjoyed enough to recommend before I started doing reviews, the number of stories I can include in these sets shrinks every blog post.

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Half a decade now. Five years ago, I made an account here on Fimfiction to indulge in reading horsewords and trying a feeble attempt at writing them.

Now it's become quite the opposite. Here to write and feebly attempt to read.

My, how things have changed. Below the break, find one of the two times of the year where I freely talk about what I accomplish when I'm not being lazy. I've learned and discovered so mush in these years, it's hard to imagine sometimes.

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Today’s a two-for-one special! You get a short mechanic post and a signal boost!

Now you just gotta figure out which one you want first.

Source

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Today's Valentine's Day! To celebrate, I had originally planned to release a relevant fic today. However, after taking a large change in approach to said fic and now in the process of rewriting it, it's obviously not going to be ready in time. But considering that my past two fics, both posted earlier in the month, also feature that romance tag, I'm not too especially worked up about it.

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I couldn't sleep tonight, and I was bored, so I thought I'd come on here and write a long blog post. Fair warning, I'll be using a fuck load of equipment jargon in this post. If you don't know what I'm talking about, click here for an Imgur album I made explaining what everything is.

I wanted to talk about WW2 equipment and, more specifically, reenacting. This'll be a more of a stream of consciousness thing, so bear with me.

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So, I haven't been doing the best at writing new material that doesn't suck, and I've lost two followers this week but I did update a good number of my numerous anthologies over the past three days, some of which had gone over two years since last being updated. Maybe someday I update some of my non-anthology stories too! Heh heh heh (muffled crying)

Collections I've updated since the 18th:

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Howdy folks!

As I promised last week, I posted a new story yesterday:

I Have This Friend

Comedy, Romance
2,026 words

Twilight asks Celestia for romantic advice.

You know, for a friend.

Because, really, who doesn’t love awkward conversations?

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I've FINALLY got my new computer all set up and back from it's data transfer. Horse words should resume shortly. Enemy of Mine is certainly my top priority, writing-wise, and I've probably been set back by y'know, not having a computer. However, I might do a quick one shot or two to flex my writing powers, get used to the new keyboard, etc. Highly unlikely to be anything magnificent, but words are nice. Also, I would like to show off something potentially related to new stories.

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Happy Hearth's Warming to all, and to all a good night, day, morning, evening, brunch, mid-afternoon, tea time, lunch break--whatever time zone it is you happen to be reading this in!

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I'm gonna be headed to a retreat later, and I won't be allowed to bring my phone

I won't be back until some time Sunday.

So if you're waiting for me to respond to a pm or comment, know it might be a while.

I'm mostly saying this because one time I left for a week and everyone thought I'd killed myself, so I wanna avoid that this time and every time I go somewhere I can't use my phone/laptop for longer than a few hours.

*finger guns*

Hi guys! I had a question for some of y'all. I've been teasing that true crime-y/NSFW gore story project for a while. It's currently 7/11 chapters into it's first act. I have the eighth on the backburner while I work on Enemy of Mine first, of course. I don't normally do research on stories or for their content beyond "How can I make a pun out of this?" and "How does this thing work?" because I generally do not need to. Fantasy story research doesn't generally fall in the realm of

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This blog was commissioned by Multiversecruise.

Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

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Why the fuck is my mood going to crap when my life is so much better than it has been in a while? I'm slowly losing my patience. I don't condone bullshit of any kind, and I can only put up with it for so long. I'm angry and crying at the same time and it's making my head hurt. I just want the truth, even if it's something I don't want to hear. I'm a big girl. I don't need things sugarcoated. As long as it's honest, it's OK. Tell me that I'm a bitch, or that I try too hard. It's

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christian and gay? hell yeahhhhhh

(ha. that was a pun.)

Disclaimer: If you cannot handle sarcasm, do not continue reading. Side effects of not understanding sarcasm include confusion, misunderstanding, and general disgust of this blog post.
Like the blog title said, I have great news!

waaaaiiiit for itttttt

I have pneumonia!
Yay!!!!!
Apparently I've had it for almost a week and a half, and my doctor doesn't want me to go to school until Wednesday, if then. Gotta love makeup work from the week before exams! :D

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I tried a new hairstyle today! I did double buns, but the buns were half ponytails with the extra hair wrapped around it. I've been experimenting with shit like this for the past couple of days. Yesterday, I painted my nails similar to the ones in this video. I also gave myself cornrows.

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Hello dear readers, people who wandered here by mistake, and possibly my mother if she remembers her password,

Chapter 7 of Children of the Sun is posted, you can find it here.

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