...Oh how wrong I was:
...Oh how wrong I was:
I've been playing Metro: Last Light recently, and well...
Spoiler for a secret after the cut.
My Reactions.
Does Cartoon Network just hate us. I mean did we hate on Teen Titans GO so much that CN just had to destroy another great beloved cartoon series?
Aside from the Twilight books, obviously...
[9:40:11 PM] Dylan: dOOM!
[9:40:14 PM] Dylan: Doom!
[9:40:19 PM] Dylan: Prepare the Summons!
[9:41:15 PM] Shadow: Yes m'lord
[9:41:23 PM] Shadow: JEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[9:41:23 PM] Dylan: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:04:58 PM] Dylan: PREPARE THE SECONDARY MEASURES!
[10:05:09 PM] Dylan: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
[10:05:26 PM] Shadow: o7
Lord Tirek coming back on Season 8?!?!
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M EXCITED OR SCARED!
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/341565/Scroll and I have been watching MLP, right now we're on Season 8 Episode 5 (Grannies Gone Wild) and I happened to pause in order to get a snack, and while I was gone Scroll had the chance to look at where I have paused it... and noticed...
Holy Mother-Fuck, Cats (2019) was ass.
I will never forgive myself for watching this catshit-infested monstrosity, sacrificing my brain cells in the process last night. This time, curiosity truly killed the cat. I will never review this piece of shit EVER. There goes an hour and fifty minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
Fuck the assholes who green-lit this movie.
Saw this floating around on Twitter.
Yes, that is (as far as anyone is aware) a real item for sale in a real store. Where, I haven't a clue. But Celestia help the clueless kid that purchases that.
I’d link it here, but it’s Mature-rated.
So today I am in the mood to binge-watch M*A*S*H, so I go on Hulu, and THEY DON'T HAVE A SINGLE FULL EPISODE!
They don't have a single episode of the most watched series in history, which, from the date it aired (1968), the series finale was the most watched TV broadcast until 2010.
WTF?!
(I have the entire series on DVD, but our DVD player is broken)
[10:01:32 PM] Dylan: Doom!
[10:01:40 PM | Edited 10:01:45 PM] Dylan: Prepare....
[10:01:43 PM] Dylan: THE SUMMONS!
[10:05:32 PM] Shadow: JEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:05:38 PM] Dylan: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:06:14 PM] Dylan: IT NEEDS MORE UMPH, MS. SKARLET!
[10:06:37 PM] Dylan: MORE CROCKATOWA, SIR SPAKSBOTTOM
[10:07:20 PM] Shadow: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE MISS KRAKOPELTOP
[10:07:44 PM] Dylan: MY LANGUAGE IS PERFECLY FINE, ADMIRAL JARJAR
I'm playing as a human mage-turned floor bread headcrab. I'm currently cornered by a guard, with 8/11 HP.
Meanwhile, one of my friends, in trying to save me, missed another guard's balls with his mace, and ended up giving his character a vasectomy.
So yeah. We're doing totally fine...
UPDATE: all he has now is a hole, and I barely lived with 1 HP.
We have the luck and accuracy of drunkards.
Due to some asshattery between Fimfiction and Imgur, it seems my title cards refuse to display. Until I figure out what's going on, I'm going to remove them from the story. Music links will remain and the story will still get written.
I don't even watch porn. I use ao3 for it.
JUST. Why???