My Movie Review on The Prestige (2006) · 4:22pm Apr 2nd, 2021
Greetings, my friends.
This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Prestige".
Greetings, my friends.
This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Prestige".
There are no bets, no consequences of winning or losing - only fun and companionship.
Nothing is better than having a good laugh with a best friend over a well-played prank. Are we all in agreement?
APPLEJACK: "...Y'know, I don't think the layout artist and animator of this here shot thought about the implications it has as a still image..."
APPLE BLOOM: "What d'ya mean, big sis?"
GRANNY SMITH: "Git outta here, you young whippersnappers, before those there creepy grins of yours give ma granddaughter the wrong impression!"
In what is possibly the most beautifully confusing cinematic experience I've had, Paul Thomas Anderson's most recent feature, and his seventh film, manages to to be an absurdest, stoned out trip down the sweaty, drug addled and sex crazed summer byways of 1970 Los Angeles, as we follow an equally absurdest and stoned out private detective as he is quickly dragged into an incomprehensible conspiracy involving hippies, Neo-Nazis allied Jewish land developers, cults, and Chinese heron dealers,
There's something I think I need to say...
So I hear a lot about how some people prefer films that are 'so bad it's good' over average or mediocre films.
So, for instance, people prefer Batman and Robin by Joel Schumacher to Batman VS Superman by Zack Snyder.
I mean, I see how this works. A film can certainly be entertainingly bad and gain more attention that way.
But then I hear how people wish films were made in the manner of 'So Bad It's Good'.
I'm sorry but...that doesn't work.
Short Film Rating Scale:
đź’ś: Lovely! Absolutely beautiful!
đź©·: Pretty cute.
❤️: That’s adorable. But I’ve seen better.
đź’™: Decent.
🩵: Um, that’s kinda weird.
🩶: Not good-looking.
🖤: The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen!
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a cinematic disaster and the worst superhero film made this decade, and anyone who says otherwise or tries to defend this horrific monstrosity is a liar and a fool.
It's about time I came back to this.
Sorry, things get a bit hectic with one thing or another. I shouldn’t have to tell anyone that but I don’t even have a social life even without lockdown so I don’t have an excuse.
April Fools Day, my friends!
This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, to celebrate the occasion, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Dreamworks's "Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie".
Here's the rundown of this adventure:
Greetings, my loyal readers.
This is your jolly film and tv show reporter here with another review.
And today, I will be making my 40th film analysis on one of my personal favorite Disney films, Aladdin. The 1992 animated classic to be precise.
Here’s the summary of this beloved tale:
Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, for the 1st installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Hoodwinked!".
Here's the rundown of this tale:
Greetings and salutations, my friends.
This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, I'm gonna give you guys my 3rd reexamination of a film:
A re-analyzing of Sam Raimi's "Spider-Man 3"/review of the editor's cut by Bob Murawski.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS WHAT MAY BE CONSIDERED SPOILERS FOR STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FILM YET, AND DON'T WANT ANY OF IT SPOILED, PLEASE DON'T READ ANY FURTHER.
Fun Fact: In all likelihood, it is entirely possible I have seen this film a good fifty times.
And each time it's awesome.
Aloha, my friends.
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, for my 133rd film analysis, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Spider-Man 3 (2007)".
Here's the rundown of it:
With its trailer receiving a total of 132,000 likes and 342,000 dislikes, it does not surprise me at all. The CGI effects came off as horrid, unsettling, and off-putting and Universal Pictures just gave it a go signal without giving a damn about the overwhelming negativity from the public. I obviously will not watch this piece of shit film, sorry not sorry.
Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The LEGO Batman Movie".
Here's the rundown of this spin-off:
Okay, I think it’s finally time to put this thing to bed (Preferably one in the Oliver Twist workhouse!).
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