"The last thing the Capital Wasteland needs right now is another hero."
"And if you'd only seen what he did to the Family, the way he killed them... that guy's crazy."
It's the sequel you've all been waiting for! I hope you like long reads, because last time I complained about season seven for twenty-five thousand words, and this time I managed to just about double that! Be warned, unmarked spoilers are below the break.
[6:48:18 PM] Poshy Woshy: so let's see, the biggest suggestions you have are
[6:48:22 PM] Poshy Woshy: put Snake on the stairs
[6:48:26 PM] Poshy Woshy: and make Twilight fuck her brother.
[6:48:33 PM] Poshy Woshy: Hmm.
[6:49:16 PM] Daniel Jay: All in all, I think my suggestions are generally quite reasonable.
[6:49:30 PM] Daniel Jay: I mean, I haven't steered you wrong so far, have I?
Hello once again,
Tis' I. Your savior of portals. Anyways, just a lil update on the stories that are coming out within the next couple of weeks/months.
First, we have Carry Me Home by PropMaster.
Rainbow Dash has already been finished and uploaded on my youtube channel.
Fluttershy, the next one in the story, is currently being edited and should be ready by the end of the week.
"Don't give me that." Sam Miller sneered. "You're hearty enough to walk the wasteland alone, and sharp enough to still be making money with a gun. You're more than capable of stirring up trouble, however old you say you are, and I ain't having it."
"But then, after we were done, when I stepped outside, I was mobbed by four old ladies with knives and rolling pins in the fourth violent incident of the day.
No, really. They're apparently a very infamous local gang. They're called Maud's Muggers, AKA the Granny Gang.
In the world of quirks, All Might was the eighth user of One For All, the Symbol of Peace, and the undisputed #1 hero through the power of his strength and speed alone.
"You should move along." Shitboot breathed another puff of smoke. "Get out of Trespa while you still can. Even if Tedd doesn't sell you out, someone's gonna."
Albert grimaced.
My ego, having swollen to the size of an overripe pumpkin over the course of the last half-year, drove me to Google Jelly God recently, and I came across a review of it from several years ago on a blog that is apparently managed by someone named Chris, which I think is actually a pseudonym for a colony of crab people.
Alright! I can now get this one out... The three I am doing today are:
Just Dodge! by DannyJ
Fluttershy Gets Replaced by a Sherman Tank by Estee
Princess Celestia is Replaced by an Ohio-class Submarine by Greenback
Just Dodge! by DannyJ
(Comedy, Dark)
I was messing around with Google Translate on Skype, with Editor Man and some other fabulous people, plugging in bits of stories and reverse-translating them to see what came out. Just now, for fun, I ran Killjoy's introductory scene through a Japanese translator and then back into English. The result is too hilarious not to share with the world.
"...Is this what you did to Equestria?" Twilight said, bitterness breaking through in her voice. "A thousand years ago when you ruled the world? Is this what you did to us?"
Discord glared back at her.
"Yes."
Something Cosmic
Chapter 4: A Friendly Fireside Chat