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Updated August 2021
Parodypasta: The League of Creepypasta Supervillains
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: In every major city in the world there is an old abandoned warehouse that is home to the local League of Creepypasta Supervillains. Join the story's antiheroes as they attend the annual League evaluation and comedy ensues.
Here we are. Unlucky chapter thirteen. First thing in the morning, Theresa decides that she’s going to raise fifty-six water columns at the North Pole. She calls upon everyone in the house to gather around and watch the show that’s being broadcast on TV. She even calls in the family that is hosting her, who is so unimportant that they haven’t shown up between now and since they were introduced to the story. They’re so superfluous that Theresa doesn’t even want them as part of her planetwide
After so very long, Theresa is finally going home to America, but not before tipping the butler ten million dollars (Scarecrow, I think I’ll miss you most of all). She and Steve hustle their way through the airport, Theresa keeping up her Karen act as she ignores all of the people who are praising her as she passes by them. She says that if they don’t like it, that’s too bad.
We’re doing things a bit differently this week. Since this series of analyses can be done by Friday, we’re getting one chapter a day now, until the end of this literary travesty. Everyone ready? Let’s go.
This chapter opens with Theresa crying about the unfairness of the position that she’s in. Truthfully, she should be crying about how her own brashness and stupidity led to her being in the position that she’s in. She’s in a situation where no matter what she does, people will die. However, Theresa seems to fixate much more on how people will stop loving her no matter the outcome. We already know that she’s a callous, unfeeling, self-centered, myopic woman-child. We just never knew how much of
I just watched the Artemis Fowl trailer, excited that we'd finally see an adaptation of one of the best, most influential works of sci-fi literature, even knowing it'd probably be sub-par...
...I have never been so sickened and enraged by the idea of a movie in my entire life.
From now on, I will post a Literature Report every month. What is a Literature Report? To summarize, it is just comparing a MLP fanfic and a literature book that seems to have similarities with the fanfic. I will write like this.
1. About the Fanfic
2. About the Literature Book
3. Similarities of the fanfic and the literature book
4. Compatibility of the fanfic and the literature book(Just for fun! There is no special meaning for this. XD)
Parodypasta: Cursed Yu-Gi-Oh Deck
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: A small parody of the cursed object creepypastas out there. I hope that you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224611/1/Parodypasta-Cursed-Yu-Gi-Oh-Deck
Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Cursed-Yu-Gi-Oh-Deck-496715341
The chapter opens with a pseudo-intellectual quote that only turns out to be Theresa boasting about her greatness. Then she boasts about all of the good things that he has in her life, probably as a way to justify how great she is. Then she basks in the praises that people heap upon her as she does pretty much nothing to turn North Korea into a democracy, but says that she does and expects us to take her word for it. Show. Don’t tell. Put up or shut up. She does tell us that she plans to make
A month has passed. Humanity has less than a year to live now. Theresa’s progress on getting HAL to make the wind blow again? She has learned how to juggle…I wish I was joking about this. I learned how to juggle years ago, and I have not stirred up so much as a mild zephyr. Boutin also shows that he doesn’t know how archery works. Incidentally, I also learned how to do that about a year ago when my niece taught me. Back to the point, Theresa seems to be taking into account every factor
Let’s kick this pig. I guess we don’t really find out what happened to former US president Martin after all. All we know is that Martin is very sorry, and no longer has any privacy from the press hounding him day and night.
Okay, the excitement of air travel is behind us. Theresa can now proceed to meet her parents unscathed.
Looks like I was wrong about Theresa being back on her feet already. Hey, even the best of us are wrong sometimes. Instead, something very unexpected happens. In fact, it’s so unexpected because there was absolutely no evidence to suggest that any such thing would ever happen at any point in the book. Especially not in the second to last chapter! All of a sudden, hundreds of HALs come drifting down out of the sky like little snowflakes. That came out of nowhere. This might be a clever plot
This chapter opens with a surprising display of humility from Theresa, who admits that she is just an eighteen year old kid who doesn’t know what she’s doing. Based on everything that we know so far, this is only included because the author is trying to deflect criticisms about his perfect little brainchild. Theresa also admits that not doing anything can be a mistake sometimes. Come to think of it, don’t you think that a lot of her problems from earlier in the book would have been solved if
Parodypasta: The Most Horrible Curse in the Universe ZOMG TM
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: A parody of the do-it-yourself-curse creepypastas out there. I hope that you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224550/1/Parodypasta-The-Most-Horrible-Curse-in-the-Universe-ZOMG-TM
Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-The-Most-Horrible-Curse-ZOMG-TM-496627047
Parodypasta: Spyro The Dragon Haunted Sheep
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: A parody of the haunted platform game creepypastas that are floating around the internet. I hope that you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224316/1/Parodypasta-Spyro-The-Dragon-Haunted-Sheep
Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Spyro-The-Dragon-Haunted-Sheep-496292204
My Original Stories: Parodypastas
Hello all. I wrote a bunch of parodypastas for fun and I just thought I would share them.
My Parodypastas:
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