So funny thing happened last night.

I don't have a phone that can play Pokemon GO, but my friend does. When he told me he downloaded it, I offered to drive him around so he could try it out. I thought this would take an hour.

Ha. Ha. HAH.

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So, I went to a wedding recently. It's the one time I can show up at a party and not feel obligated to apologize for the choices I make in drink preferences. Steel Reserve you say? Well if it's got reserve in it, it has to be good. Lord knows I needed it to get through this thing.

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Fact #1: While I can't sing high notes, I'm quite alright at singing in general. I can hold a tune as some put it. It makes for use whenever I'm singing along with some of my favorite Disney songs.

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I'm not sure why normal people even use Twitter, normal as in right-wing and conservative.

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New year, new story. Continuing the Car Wash series, this time it isn't about ponies working on Earth, so much as it is ponies playing on Earth.

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How would one best describe this year in one single word?

Let's not beat around the bush here, 2020 is without a doubt one of the worst years in human history. Here's a list of terrible things that mankind had to suffer through,
. Australia's bushfires

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