I mentioned in my author's note for Rakadi & Ahe'eyo: The Language Barrier that I created two entire languages for use exclusively in my story. I figured I'd put out there exactly how the two languages function (or, at least, how the bits of it function that were relevant to the story).

Rakadi's Language: Yamnaic

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Y’all interested in a hard sci-fi story with a language barrier? Chicago Ted’s got you covered!

"And we are absolutely certain that's a settlement? That Rhysling already has Indigenous populations?"

"Yes, Commander. There is no doubt. An engineer can fix the probe, but he would not know how to talk to them."

"Alright. Forget the engineer, then. Get me the linguist."

TThe Children of Planet Earth

• MLP: FiM
• Mystery
• Sci-Fi

An exploration of linguistic xenohippology.

• Profanity
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• OC
• Main 6

Chicago Ted · 156k words  ·  566  43 · 10k views

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Filly Misty chases a bunnycorn. Ponies walk up glowing paths into a tree. A mysterious market inside a distorted spacetime. A door leads to the Land of the Dragons. Magic has indeed returned to Equestria.

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So I'm studying up on Early Modern English (not Old English, mind you) in preparation for a short essay on how to write Luna-speak. Fun fact I found: "derring-do" (the inspiration for Daring Do, if you didn't get that), which is a noun usually meaning "adventurous nonsense" in today's usage (as far as I can tell), started out as a verb phrase way back in the sixteenth century, "dorryng do," which literally means "daring to do," and implied manhood and chivalry ("Robin Hood's awesome. He's

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Greetings!

No, no, no schemes this time! Well... alright, maybe but a little marketing ploy, I need to stay true to my nature!

It is with great pleasure that I wish to present to all the official: Noctraliyar Language Guide and Dictionary, fruit of my labor since the first idea for a batpony story, all those years ago. How time flies...

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New here? Confused by what a Classic Being a Better Writer post is? No worries!

Classic posts dig into a four-year archive of weekly BaBW articles to dig up a couple that are relevant to one another, forming a quick and easy to browse sampling of some of the site's various writing articles.

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English Keyboard Layout
She said: "You're going to the zoo!"

Spanish Keyboard Layout
She saidÑ [You{re going to the zoo![

German Keyboard Layout
She saidÖ ÄZouäre going to the yoo!Ä

Splendiferous. You've probably heard the word before, most frequently enunciated by Pinkie Pie, or the local equivalent thereof.

Because of this, you might, at times, want to use it in a story.

Today, I did just that while writing my latest story, a MarbleMac piece which may-or-may-not be coming out soon, depending on how it goes.

However, I discovered something strange while doing so - Word didn't recognize the word as a misspelling.

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DreamyEevee's doing a Halloween adoptable challenge, with a new OC added every day this month. After seeing the entry for October 16, I knew I just had to make her my first-ever adopted pony--and my avatar! So meet Penny Candy. She's not exactly a ponysona, but she's darn cute!

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*Content Warning* Excessive use of the F word. If you have no idea what the "F" word is kindly click away, don't worry you're not missing anything. I do not wish to corrupt innocent minds.

"Hey human me?"

"Yes pony me?"

"...How do you do it?"

"Do what?"

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So I yeah, my mind kinda broke today. Ended up texting my mother this message today, "Mom, I need to come, I haven't done Shit at all this month. I can't get motivated. Nothing has truly been making me happy. I feel like shit all the time, my blonde ache I have constant head aches. Nothing tastes good anymore. Art, games movies me happy. I'm tired all the time. I know I don't want to die but at the same time i don't want to live. And I can't answer the question what do I want to do in life,

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So I've been debating something for an upcoming chapter. It's not exactly 'soon' nor is it a very impactful thing to the story itself, but its been niggling at me and I'd like all of your thoughts on the matter.

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Long story short, college happened, and I've started up a TTRPG again. Between those things, I don't really have much time for anything else, and the time I do have I usually use to read. However, I've been by no means entirely dead on the writing front since I last wrote things for this website. Here's a preview of some fanfics I have been working on whenever I can.

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With the release of chapter 29 in the Enforcer REMASTERED, I thought I'd bring up social commentary regarding our favorite little horses. The G4 series IS social commentary just by existing. MLP G4 shows a world run by women with little help from men, and it works well, thank you. Not very many

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Another entry to the Not-a-Contest!* To quote the story description: “Sam Winston is a small-town K-9 patrolman faced with some unexplained, and potentially lethal, events. Fortunately, he has backup... a very unusual kind of backup...”

TSpecial Operations

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Drama
• Slice of Life

Sam Winston is a small-town K-9 patrolman faced with some unexplained, and potentially lethal, events. Fortunately, he has backup... a very unusual kind of backup...

• Violence
• Death
• Human
• Twilight
• Other
• Tempest Shadow

Lets Do This · 10k words  ·  301  5 · 3.4k views

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I love being normal, I mean transphobic.
Math is also transpho-
Oh wait, I forgot, math is racist.

The Latinx Movement is dripping with "American" stupidity.

Black people can't do simple math? - Must be that math is systematically racist.
White people can't understand simple Spanish grammar? - Must be that Spanish is transphobic.

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