Before the dark times, before the Disney.

Do you think it be worth seeing, or will be just as bad, if not worse than The Last Jedi?

Okay, so the Saga has officially ended. For better or for worse, the Skywalker Saga has finally come to a close. Rey has brought peace to the galaxy, and Palpatine is finally dead. Deader than dead. ...Unless he's got some other clone waltzing about that nobody knows about. It wouldn't surprise me knowing him.

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Or trying to, at least. This helps:

Was busy, but I finally watched all of Star Wars Visions Volume 2. For a short review, this is just as good as the first volume, if slightly better, only because of the varied animation styles. But here's my short looks on each episode, with minor spoilers.

Sith: Pretty strong start with animation similar to Into the Spider-Verse and Puss in Boots 2. It's best to just see a Sith not necessarily become a Jedi persay, but just wants to do something that's indifferent and expressive.

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Hey guys! Today, I published a new story. "Well where is it?" you may be asking. "I don't see it on your page." And you're right! That's because it's an entry for a colab! Now, I'm not sure how many of you are Star Wars fans here, and beyond that how many of you have seen Star Wars: Clone Wars, but I have, and let me tell you, it's a really good show. According to one reviewer, it changed Anakin into an actually good character and several other things that helped redeem the prequels

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Bring your best, J.J. Abrams! Or your worst. Either way, a true Star Wars fan like me can endure anything! Even the shitty prequels! There is nothing you can do to make this bad.

I AM READY!!

Picking out moments in the movie that aren't super key to the plot but stood out as unique and became a favorite of mine.
If you haven't watched the movie yet, don't fucking go further. Don't ruin it for yourself.

I'm warning ye.
Here we go.

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Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

So, saw Rogue One today in theaters, and thought I'd share my thoughts for anyone wondering if its worth seeing. While I prefer it to The Force Awakens (My thoughts on it can be found here), Rogue One is a rather crowded and rushed film. There are a lot of new characters thrown at us with the barest of introductions, and while I'm all for lean, efficient storytelling, Rogue

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Fast as lightning, sharp as a sword

I finally went to see "Star Wars" yesterday, and I loved it. So, I made a group about it.

LINK

If you've seen it and loved it, feel free to join.

It was...

OK.

You know that type of fan-fiction? That's actually decently good on its own merits, the author quite clearly has a lot of love for the material, but s/he just~ can't seem to nail the original tone?

Well, give it a Hollywood budget, a script solid enough to get some of the big name stars to come work with you, and that's about it, really.

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Hey everyone. I just wanted to drop a spot of writing, for a story that I've been working on for the past few months.

It's a crossover with the Star Wars universe, involving a Jedi apprentice, Shou Freyor, who is stranded in Equestria after a space battle gone awry.

I really hope to do both franchises justice, and hope that this scene here (which, btw, takes place in early Season Two of FiM) provides some interest or anticipation for the rest of the actual story.

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It's gonna be the last thing they'll do...

Before I forget, and though it is still a couple days early, I would like to say Merry Christmas and a great thanks for the warm welcome I have received in the past few months.

The New Year's chapter of the New Timeline so far has over 5,000 words, and I plan to make it the longest chapter to end this year on a high note.

Since my family and I plan to watch the new Star Wars movie, though I could put this here in light of it.

So I've got something big planned... something I've been working on all year with a best bud of mine. While nothing complete is ready to be published as of yet... I think I wanna give you guys a taste of what will come in terms of my next big project. This is something I've put more passion and energy into than most of my other stories. ... bad that I don't put the same amount of passion or energy into others, but, well... wow this is a bad start.

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As resident curmudgeon, it's my duty to watch every eagerly-anticipated sequel to or remake of something made in the 1980s and tell you exactly why it sucks.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi has an audience rating of 56% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's tied with Phantom Menace for the lowest rating out of the entire franchise.

I have basically one thing to say...

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