Shepherd: "Hey Twilight. I'm off to Canterlot!"

Twilight: "Oh? What's the occasion? Didn't you just get done with one of your meetings with the Defense Council?"

Shepherd: "Oh, no. That snoozefest is over for another month. I'm off to help the Princesses with Luna's therapy."

Twilight: "Princess Luna's therapy?"

Shepherd: nods "Yeah! Apparently I'm pretty good at massages and touch therapy is really helpful for someone who spent a thousand years in isolation."

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The repairs to Canterlot after the Changeling invasion were still taking time, and Shepherd was technically part of the decision makers. So he'd spent the entire day helping with the repairs, directing guard rotations, and filling out reports to hopefully ensure something like this never happened again.

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Shepherd returns to his home, a great deal on his mind as he ponders the Princess's offer. His lusts aside, having a child is a big responsibility. Sure, he wants to be a father. He's always wanted to be a father.

But in a very real way, becoming a father here will mean that he's given up all hope of ever returning home to Earth. Because he couldn't just abandon his children or their mother. He'd choose them over ever going home to his planet.

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Shepherd: "Look, I'm not bucking you for free!"

Twilight: "Yes! You need to be properly compensated for 'bucking' us all and giving us foals!"

Shepherd: "I-That's not what I mean-"

Twilight: "How much should you be compensated for? How much-"

Luna: "I will pay him very well! MINE CONSORT SHOULD BE WELL PAID!"

Shepherd: "I'm not your-"

Twilight: "Yes! He's my consort! Not yours!"

Shepherd: "When did we decide this?!"

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Shepherd was summoned to Princess Celestia's private office. He sat down across from her on a couch. She sat across from him with a smile.

Celestia: "Thank you for coming, Ser Shepherd."

Shepherd: "Not at all, Your Highness. What can I do for you?"

Celestia: "It's more something I'd like to do for you, Ser Shepherd."

Shepherd: "For me, Your Highness? What would that be?"

Celestia: smiles "There are concerns about you in Parliament."

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After yet another attempt at getting Sunburst to accept her romantic feelings... Yet another attempt that failed horribly... Starlight slams down at the Cutie Map table and sobs into her front hooves as Shepherd and Spike sat playing cards.

Starlight: SOB "HOW CAN HE KEEP DOING THIS TO ME?! I'VE GIVEN EVERY SINGLE HINT A MARE CAN GIVE!"

Spike: "Maybe he's not into you that way?"

Starlight: "HE CAN'T BE! HOW COULD HE NOT BE?! I'LL TURN INTO A STALLION IF I NEED TO!"

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After Twilight returns from the Human World...

Shepherd: "So, it was another Earth?"

Twilight: "Yes, populated by humans but it clearly wasn't your planet. I'm sorry."

Shepherd: sighs and shrugs "I see... Oh well. So, did you enjoy yourself over there?"

Twilight: "Yes... I ..."

She looked back and forth around, and then at Shepherd when she was sure they were alone.

Shepherd: "You...?"

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Dash: "Seriously Shepherd? We all want to bang you! There are like a dozen mares who want to buck you!"

Shepherd: "Yes, and if I do buck you all, I'll just spend all my time doing that."

Dash: "... And?"

Shepherd: "Yeah, and I don't want to spend ALL my time doing that. Do you?"

Dash: "... Tartarus yes I would!"

Shepherd: "Really? All the time? No breaks? No reading? No cooking?"

Dash: "... Well we wouldn't make you buck us all, all the time..."

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Shepherd is aroused in the middle of the night by loud talking outside his window. He slowly goes to the window, and groans. He opens it, and glares at Lyra, who is standing outside his house in a suit while a film crew records her.

Shepherd: "I swear to God Lyr-"

Lyra: "Welcome, my viewers! Once again, I will be discussing: The Unidentified Hominid-shaped Object and Human Abduction Conspiracy Theory!"

Shepherd: "I'm not unidentified! You know me!"

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Shepherd: "To celebrate our lil' alicorn's birth, I suggest we name the mixture of soft serve vanilla ice cream blended with cookies and/or candies as a Flurry!"

Shining: "Why do I feel like that's a joke or reference to something?"

Shepherd: "Well Flurry is my second suggestion. My first is what she wants to be called."

Candence: "What she wants to be called?"

Shepherd: "Oh yes. All humans can speak Baby."

Twilight: "Really?! You never told me that! What is she saying?"

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Twilight sighed. She'd escaped from her friends due to them bringing up... Their romantic adventures and experiences. Particularly the naughty bits. Things she had no experience with.

Twilight: "I think my problem is that I just don't have any first hoof experience. Hmmm... I know!"

Shepherd the human was enjoying a day off... When Twilight teleported in above him

Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "Oh, hello Twilight."

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New year, new possibilities.

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Twilight: "Oh my! A letter from Princess Celestia?! What could it be?"

Letter: "Dear Twilight Sparkle, you should be more aggressive with Shepherd. Here is what you need to do..."

Shepherd goes back to his home after the cake heist. He sighs as he heads into the living room.

Shepherd: "Geez... I got played by Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash! That's like Spock getting outwitted by a tribble."

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Celestia: "Oh my! I finally have a letter from Shepherd! Let's see..."

Letter: "Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned that while friendship can be complicated it is actually more resilient than I thought even between species and with patience we can reach out and realize that this letter is actually a distraction while I steal your cake sorry it was for a bet I lost this should be a long enough of a distraction for me to get away later!"

Celestia: "Wait wha-"

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After a hard day's work with the Apples, Shepherd went to the barn to wash up. Applejack joined him. Both of them moving almost robotically as they scrubbed themselves off in a water tub.

Shepherd: "Guh... I'm so tired... How many freaking apple trees do you have?"

Applejack: "Big Mac knows... Ah ain't motivated t' ask him bout it though."

Shepherd: "Same..."

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Twilight saw her other friends. All of them twisted and changed by the harsh war. It was heartbreaking to see them all like this. Fighting for their lives to save Equestria. And there was Shepherd...

He walked to a shack, and Twilight followed him. He looked over his shoulder at her.

Shepherd: "Something I can help you with?"

Twilight: "I... You're human."

Shepherd: "And you're an alicorn."

Twilight: "What?! How did you-?!"

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Ponyville was right on the front lines of the conflict. Everywhere Twilight could see evidence of the slaughter. Wounded ponies, wounded soldiers, nurses working overtime in camps. It was terrible to behold.

Pony Soldier: "They're attacking again! GET READY! HEY YOU!"

Twilight: "Ah?!"

Pony Soldier: "If you're a combat mage, help us! We're being-!"

He was grazed by a bullet and fell. A hulking Crystal Empire Trooper loomed over him him, brandishing a pony-style gun.

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Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie challenges you to a magical duel, Twilight Sparkle! Loser must leave the town: Forever!"

Shepherd: "Or else what?"

Trixie: "I'll burn this town to the ground!"

Shepherd: "Well, I think she's a clear and present danger." Pulls out his shotgun

Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "What?! I have rock salt rounds!"

Twilight: "This is a delicate situation... Let me duel her. I'll handle this, okay?"

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Fluttershy, Twilight and Shepherd are reading some manga together.

Shepherd: "Thanks for sharing your collection, Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy: "O-Oh, I'm happy you're enjoying these! L-Like me."

Shepherd: "Some of these collections are so complete... But what about all these one offs?"

He pulls out a few and flips through them. Fluttershy grimaces.

Fluttershy: "Oh, um, yes. Most of them are those... Isekai mangas."

Shepherd: "Oh?"

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