Probably the most cowboy song I've ever heard in my life.

THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE!

I've been playing a lot of Postal 2 lately. It's truly a great game (albeit wildly offensive). I also tried the third game and asked for my money back damn near immediately afterward. One of the worst games I've ever played.

Oooh foxey!

Unite, don't divide.

No idea if anyone helped write this song. It's been nearly a decade since I watched this show.

Kevin Harvick approves.

I lived, baby.

Something something May 4th.

I love my friends to death.

I was thinking about Cloverfield yesterday. That was a great movie. Anyone else agree?

Just four more days.

Years later and it still shocks me just how great John Wick is. I remember seeing a TV spot for the first one and thinking, "I guess Keanu's gonna be like Liam Neeson now and do these low effort action flicks". Goes to show what I know.