Short Hand: Blue Apples 2 · 4:07pm Sep 12th, 2020
Shepherd: "I mean Blueblood, there are worse ways to try and woo the one you love."
Blueblood: "Oh?"
Shepherd: "I mean it's not like you traveled to Sweet Apple Acres and tried to act like a hillbilly to get her favor."
Blueblood: *laughing uncomfortably* "Of course! Alabama! What kind of fool do you think I am?"
Princess Celestia enters, her face threatening to break into a grin.
Celestia: "Dear Nephew... Are you feeling all right?"