5500 words down. Looking to get 7.5k out there, so not that long to go; expect the new chapter to finally emerge before the end of the month. It's effectively three short scenes tied together and not very intense, but after the last few chapters were pretty emotionally heavy and I stalled out from writing in general hardcore, I think some chill fluff is in order while everycreature on either side of the page gets their grooves back. I've slowly but surely built my momentum back up lately, so

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So!!!!!! After a hiatus of 3.5 months I last updated my big fat shipping epic around the beginning of February. Usually when I publish a chapter it is with some jubilation; mainly with chapter 20 I was just relieved that I was finally done with the damn thing.

Since then another 3.5 months have passed and I've written about 2000 words total with 0 updates.

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I really should show some sign of life on here. Just so the interested know, I'm aiming for a new chapter of Sparity Shipping Mega Epic by the end of next weekend, which would mark six weeks since the last one. Currently 6K words in there! It's doable!!

Sorry for being slow, etc, etc, blah blah blah, I probably would help myself put out new content more often a bit if I didn't insist on 9K+ chapters every time but what you gonna do

Here's music 🤘

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So! Life hasn't been so good these past couple months for two reasons and I've been too stressed out to write anything. Pretty much exactly after I uploaded the last chapter of SSME two things started to happen;

1. My Dad died -- it was not covid, if anything it was the opposite of covid that did it, ie. fastidious shielding and cancer medication that piles on the pounds, but either way he died unable to breathe regardless. RIP my man

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If you're reading this, chances are good that you follow me, but they're better that you reached the end of my current chapter of "Sparity Shipping Mega Epic" and were curious enough to click on the link here. Either way, thanks for your attention.

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HELLO, internet darlings!

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Cool, almost two months since I updated SSME last. Sorry to anyone who's been waiting on the next chapter, I wrote 18k words over August but it was a two-chapter instalment for ~!!!the sexy fic!!!~ and since September began a combination of furniture dismantlement, a programming contest and a general need to decompress after writing all that meant I've stalled hard, and I'd only written about 350 words of a new chapter before last night. I know not everyone is into reading M-rated clop

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TFW you catch yourself getting moist-eyed because you just wrote something truly soppy and it delighted you because they are in love with each other and oh jesus christ my heart 😊

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Looks like I am not gonna have the new chapter up by tomorrow unless I rush what I've got, and nopony wants that. I am sorry if that last blog post where I said I wanted to get it out by the end of the month got your hopes up. On the plus side it's gonna be a big one and it's about 3/4 done. Starlight Glimmer is in it! WOW!

I'm not dead, I haven't abandoned my fic, and the next chapter is about 4.5k words along. I stalled out hard last week and the first part of this week (did mucho work, then was tired from the work -- I'm a damn key worker merrily daytripping down the covid-19 mines) but I've been on it since then! Fingers crossed I barf out enough quality words between now and the end of the month to call it a chapter, it's mostly gonna be ponies chattering and a bit of action, you know, the winning formula

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Wow yes so here's the normal creative routine I've definitely been falling into since I started SSME, typed out for my own amusement and also if anyone reading finds this to be relatable content, you're quite welcome

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Almost exactly a week ago I wrote my first blog post explaining that I'd been unwell and therefore not writing (and no, it wasn't the 'rona, just monumentally crappy timing of a seasonal head cold that nonetheless knocked me flat), but I was on the mend and I would finish my current chapter by the end of the month.

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In case anyone was wondering where I've been, I am still out there! But after getting home from Madeira last week (right before the island shut down on account of pandemic, no less) I caught a cold at home because I didn't clean everything properly before I left (clean the entire toilet people, not just the inside. don't live like me), then a worse cold from some coughing customer at work over the weekend. All this after I made Rarity sick as a precept to my latest M-rated story, it must

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