Fimfiction seems to have had some kind of glitch*, and the upshot is I gather nopony got a notification that the final chapter of Diplodocus is up. So, uh, the final chapter of Diplodocus is up! The story is finished! Complete! Hurrah!
So, having written draft after draft after draft, with none of them (so far) actually seeing the light of day, and having published nothing since July other than a little EQG meta-scribble , I've finally committed my thirteenth story to paper (or, well, electrons, but anyway the first chapter is up and readable.)