Salt is a terrible substance. Once a pony starts licking it, they can't stop.
It takes a truly brave soul to leave it behind...

This is an Anonymous in Equestria story. Please demonstrate your ability to read by not pointing it out an infinite number of times in the comment section. Thank you.

When I agreed to be sent to Equestria I didn't read the fine print. I'm the wrong age, the wrong sex, and lost in the wilderness.

New Cover art commissioned from Lunar Froxy.

This story follows the adventure of Rose Quartz on his quest for revenge, Static Helper, a pony who seeks to help him and the truths they will face on their mission.

Rainbow Dash has never been to the eye-doctor. One afternoon Twilight takes her to the clinic to check her eyes after a minor flight accident. They end up finding out something that makes no sense whatsoever to any pony in Ponyville.

Woke up this morning to see that my random story that was published for no reason got featured 2/28/14. I'm not complaining, but it isn't a work of art :P. I guess anything a teenager writes about multicolored ponies amuses you.

Berry Punch, her short-term memory in tatters, awakens one morning in Ponyville Hospital. It will take three of her best friends to help her remember what happened, and to assuage her recent doubts related to her close call.

Written as a gift to my buddy, Chrono_Ryono. Happy Birthday!

Rated teen for mild dark themes.

Featured in The Royal Guard's Fic Spotlight #8

This story is 100% approved by Twilight's Library!

After being fired from Ponyville General Hospital and searching for a new line of work. Nurse Redheart gets a job working for Mayor Mare in the town hall. Turns out making a volitile ex-nurse deal with complaints and appointments all day long isn't the best idea. Now with a sequel!

Rated T for Redheart rage.

There are two very important things to remember when you cross realities:

1) Every living thing that sets foot in Equestria gets magic if it doesn't have it already.
2) There are three pounds of bacteria living on and in the human body.

Everything goes exactly as expected when two alien cultures meet.

Nurse Redheart’s job is one of the most difficult ones in Equestria. Patient to patient to patient, not all of them making it she does her best to power through and give the care her patients need.

Prereaders: RobCakeran, Holtinater, Emotion Nexus, Buttery Biscuit, QueenChrysalisForever

Dedicated to: All the EMT's, the caregiver's. The ones that keep us safe. <3
A speedwrite entry for Dictionary of Thoughts 2: "Experience is the extract of suffering" was the prompt

Coverart link:Here

This story is a sequel to I'm normal, Twilight!

Since Twilight stopped worrying about Alex's behavior, his life in Equestria has gotten a little better. No, the ponies still can't pronounce his name correctly. But overall it's not bad

Until today, when Twilight and Spike have to go to Canterlot for some reason. They didn't dare leave fifteen-year-old Alex at home alone (They did the right thing). And the only one who agrees to take him in for a couple of nights is Applejack. Unfortunately for Alex, this pony doesn't really like the one thing about him that she plans to fix.

His fear of working.

This story is a sequel to Winds of Change

Lyra and Bonbon are two normal happily married mares, except one isn't a mare but a shapeshifting hermaphroditic erovore whose mother just invaded Canterlot and the other is a highly unstable mare in heat with an absolutely brilliant plan.

...well, they're happily married, anyway.

Join Lyra and Bonbon as they navigate the wonders of interspecies pregnancy*. Or don't! It's not everyone's cup of tea, and there's a super hero movie in theatre five!

*Including random ponies touching their belly, well meaning bedroom advice from bakers, odd food cravings, morning sickness, cultural misunderstandings, morning sickness, big dramatic fights, random cravings for cardboard, gaining weight, lynch mobs, morning sickness, awkward godmothers who try too hard, patching up feelings, cravings that are downright disturbing, morning sickness in the afternoon, morning sickness, moodswings, pulled medication, bricks thrown through windows, lawsuits, surprisingly intense bedroom activities, dress up, shopping, royal visitations, morning sickness on princesses, kicking foals, more moodswings, mothers who move in to help out alongside their BDSM masters, random periods of glowing, even more moodswings, depression, hyperventilation, dramatic break-ups, internal bleeding, trying to outrun trains, robbing a convenience store, being thrown in prison, having odd cravings for prison food, false labor alarms, morning sickness at night, morning sickness in dreams, dramatic make-ups, numerous hospital visits, and a pair of guards named Lace and Arsenic.

(Cover Art provided by Conicer)