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It was supposed to be an easy way back home. Jump into the quicksand pit, go through the portal to Equestria beneath it, sneak through Ponyville, get to Twilight's Castle's Basement, go through the Magic Mirror, and before she knew it, Sunset and all of her friends and everyone they rescued from that sinking cruise ship would find themselves on the manicured green lawns of Canterlot High.

Instead, they wake up scattered around the quicksand pit, still on the desert tropical island they were trying to escape. Only there isn't a portal to Equestria anymore. And none of them can get a cell phone signal.

And then Bon Bon's phone lights up.

ATTN AGENT SWEETIE DROPS: BRILLIG BLACK EVENT CONFIRMED. FOUNDATION CONTINUITY SCENARIO OMEGA-OMEGA-OMEGA. FINAL DIRECTIVE: ENSURE LONG-TERM SURVIVAL OF HUMANITY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

content warnings

Spoil at your own risk! This list may change depending on how later chapters go but is current for the story currently planned out:

Overall: Gore, death, gory death, limb dismemberment, guns, being shot by guns, being killed by guns, suicide by gun, suicidal ideation but it's only one time, starvation, questions about the nature of humanity, existential horror, body horror, existential horror arising from body horror, relationships in all sorts of combinations even including cis-hetero, one of those is Rarity x Ragamuffin, pregnancy so sexhaving is implied to have happened but is not depicted, one of those is Rarity x Ragamuffin, almost everyone in the world dying but it's not depicted and all offscreen so it's okay, gaslighting, gatekeeping, girlbossing

Chapter-by-chapter:
Chapter 1: Surprise death and gore. "Spring Breakdown" plot inconsistency lampshading.
Chapter 2: Death and gore, possibly of a child. Rainbow Dash no longer having a leg.
Chapter 3: Suicidal ideation. Implied offscreen apocalypse where everyone died.
Chapter 4: Discussion of corpse disposal. Discussion of cannibalism. Discussion of how many calories a human body has.
Chapter 5: Implied but not depicted gore. Funerals. Grieving being something we all do in different ways.
Chapter 6: No actual content warning here so this is just to pad out the spoiler bar
Chapter 7: Physical effects of the early stages of starvation depicted. An animal in chronic pain depicted.
Chapter 8: Talk of creating tulpas and I guess that's called tulpomancy?
Chapter 9: Suicide mentioned as having happened. Contemplating the consequences of philosophical solipsism, the nature of happiness
Chapter 10: Underage drinking, pregnancy announcement, planning estrogen extraction from pregnant woman urine
Chapter 11: Gore. Death. A skull getting blown half-off.
Chapter 12: Gore. Death. Sucking chest wound, a body being riddled with bullets, suicide by shooting self in head.
Chapter 13: Death. A mother shooting her daughter and then herself.
Chapter 14: TBA
Chapter 15: TBA
Chapter 16: TBA

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an entry into the May Pairings Contest (Sunset Shimmer x Bon Bon), the Tropical Post-Apocalyptic Story Contest, and a secret third contest.

thank you to Crack-Fic Kai, Shrink Laureate, and Drider for prereading Chapters 1-6!

Sunset just wanted to give her friends an Equestrian experience without any magical mishaps, threats to life and limb, or tears in reality.

In hindsight, she really should have known better.

An exquisite corpse from many of the same folks who brought you Cheerilee's Normal Day, with each author only seeing the two chapters prior to theirs. Featuring the work of Jarvy Jared, PseudoBob Delightus, Dashie04, Silver Needle, EileenSaysHi, AltruistArtist, The Red Parade, Fillyfoolish, Bicyclette, The Sleepless Beholder, Rego, and yours truly.

Rated Teen for a precision F-bomb. (Hey, if it works for PG-13 movies...) Cover by PseudoBob.

Join Fluttershy and her friends as she travels to the past to bring long-extinct species back to the present day and give them a second chance.

Teenager Cedric Draco died while saving two young girls from an attacker, only to find himself reincarnated into a world of swords and magic. Though he found himself in the body of a child, except that it used to be the body of a legendary warrior that was buried for 1,500 years after his death. However, a beautiful young girl named Twilight Sparkle from the Canterlot Sacred Sword and Divine Magic Academy makes a sworn oath to protect him. Bewildered and confused, Spike discovers he’s enrolling to the Canterlot Sacred Sword and Divine Magic Academy, in hopes to adapt to his super powerful stats and boosts, and to this new lifestyle that he hopes to call home.

This is based off of the anime “Chronicles of an Aristocrat Reborn in Another World” and “The Demon Sword Master of Excalibur Academy,” but with some stuff based off of Xenoblade Chronicles, Kingdom Hearts and Power Rangers Mystic Force.

Magic continues to leak from Equestria to the human world. Fortunately, Twilight Sparkle's inventions have been able to track the magic-infused objects, and the Rainbooms set out on yet another adventure.
The bad news is the items have been moved to Gotham City. The seven young women will have to dive head-first into the most crime-ridden city in the country, hoping their magic abilities will be enough to protect them, and hoping they can avoid a confrontation with Gotham's resident vigilante, the Batman.
Then again, trouble has a habit of finding them.

My attempt to cross Equestria Girls with my favorite cartoon of all time, Batman the Animated Series. Coverart by Little Tigress

Twilight Sparkle and her closest friends have been tasked with planning the class senior trip over spring break. They are going on a cruise! Twilight happily took the lead to plan most of the activities and accommodations, but additional input is always welcomed. This is the last meeting before the vacation begins!

Written for Perfectly Insane's dialogue only story contest. Found here.

This story is a sequel to Equestria Girls It's Showtime--The Wiggles: Lights, Camera, Action!!

When the Rainbooms decided to go on a Spring Break camping trip in the woods they meet a man named Johnny and meet his friends The Sprites as they hang out and play some music to make this a trip they'll never forget!!!

And this is a gift for my girlfriend Sunrise10 and my friend DragonTheNineRealms.

This story is a sequel to Equestria Ninja Girls: Magic in Manhattan and Equestria Ninja Girls: The Birthday Bounty Bash.

The Rainbooms and the Turtles got a distress call from the Titans. It’s up to the Rainbooms, Turtles, April, Casey, and their familiar allies to find Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle before something terrible happens to him.

Equestria Ninjas is created by Wildcard25

This story is edited and proofreaded by Red Tagg and Jebens1

Disclaimer: Neither Jeb, Red Tagg, or I own My Little Pony, Batman, Owl House or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Cover art created by yours truly

Fluttershy's come out of her shell a lot since she reunited with her friends during sophomore year—from savior of the world to a member of a band. That being said, she still can't stand parties.

Fortunately for her, Flash Sentry can't stand them either. Maybe there's still a way to salvage what had originally been an awful night.

Written for the May Pairings 2024 contest.