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RunicTreetops


Hug your nearest alicorn.

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This story takes place after Mwah Mwah Mwah! and its prequels, but knowledge of them is not necessary to enjoy this one.


While buying groceries with your wife, Pinkie Pie, something catches both her eye and her heart. She really, really wants one.

You have to remind her that you have plenty at home already.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 19 )

Damn, look at Anon's jawline. Seem's like someone's been mewing.

This 4th Sequel for Anon × Pinkie :pinkiesmile:

She really likes being a mom.

14 + 5 = A Growing Family (of 21 Pinkie & Anon)

Pour one out for Anon's wallet.

Is anyone else getting Dr. Zoidburg vibes from the thumbnail?

Literary genius I say!

The Pinkie saga continues! *insert woohoo here*

Besides that, I was half expecting you to go the lava lamp route and not the kids. Your comedic genius is unexpectedly out there at times XD

Also, of course most of the children have to be named after sweets, I was just taken by surprise with Megatron and Jeremiah XD

If Tirek try to harm his family Anon gonna go Hulk on him.

You glace up from the assortment of produce organized on the stall before you as your wife, Pinkie Pie, excitedly taps on your shoulder. Following her gaze, you see a stall on the opposite end of the market. An older stallion happily converses with a mare carrying a foal, proudly showing off an assortment of lava lamps.

Calling this out now: it’s about lava lamps. Bonus points for me if it’s like “oh btw can you cook dinner for the 14 kids” or something.:rainbowwild:

Edit: nope, not even a lava lamp twist. I am so sad :fluttershbad:

And the family just keep growing and growing

She really likes being a mom.

:moustache:I like my cigar, too, but I take it out every once in a while.
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SRY
SRY #12 · 2 weeks ago · · ·

Geez.....Evidently this Pinkie's middle name is actually "cream"....

All Hail Megatron!

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In real life, people who have this many kids tend to act like they're more interested in breeding for the sake of breeding than developing meaningful relationships with their kids. Even Pinkie Pie here kind of gives off that vibe.

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I wish that I could disagree with you, but you just described my former sister-in-law. She had four by the time she turned 20. "Professional Welfare Mom."

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One way or another, it's physically impossible to have so many kids and give them all the individual attention they need.

You got me with that red herring. I was honestly expecting it to be about children. Then you threw in a lava lamp. And it turned out to be children. Hah!

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