Stranger in a Strange Land: "Paternity" · 2:54am May 1st, 2023
In the Canterlot Throne Room, Discord appears from the stained glass windows. He cackles in merriment.
Discord: "Bwahahaha! Oh, how long has it been, my dear Celestia-!"
Ryan: "DAD?!"
Discord: "Say what-?!"
Ryan: "My mother said I arrived in a flash of chaos magic! I appeared by your statue! So... I mean, that does kind of make you my father."
Discord: "That is completely illogical and based on the flimsiest of evidence!"
Ryan: "Oh..."