Ask Sweetie Giraffe anything! || Even more What Ifs!
What would happen if Sweetie Belle became a tyrannical giraffe hellbent on destroying all that was shorter than her?
How 'bout Equestria being ruled by literal potatoes?
Ever wanted to see an author clawing at his remaining shreds of sanity at two in the morning, trying to figure out what the actual heck he's writing?
Well, guess what? This is the story for ya! Enjoy the noises of short-circuiting brain cells. :)
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Other what if(s):
Comic 37? You mean the official comics?
6824699 Yes.
What if Rainbow and Rarity switched species and careers?
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Makes me think of this
http://doublewbrothers.deviantart.com/art/Final-577958989
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How are they using them ?
7554572 They're using them... in every way possible...
But mostly gaming.
7554496 I actually saw that comic strip before. It's what made me decide to write that chapter as sort of a "minific".
What if Rarity and Flutershy where both stallions in the mane 6 group ?
7554584 That'll get a bit funky, but I'll try.
Maybe I shod have asked in a M rated one.
p.s. I meant as, they always have been stallions.
What now ...?
What if:
1) Apple Jack became the new Alicorn Princess ruler of Equestria
2) The mane 6 had a child together. as in, all 6 mares are the biological mother of the child
3) Zephyr-Brisas was A.J.'s bother, Shining-Armor was Pinkie's brother, Big-Mac was Rarity's brother, Maud was Twilight-Sparkle's sister.
OR something like that.
4) the C.M.C.s were the older siblings of the mane 6
p.s. as in the C.M.C. are Teens and the mane 6 are stell blank flanks
and A.J. & P.P. are the younger sisters of A.B.
T.S. & Rarity are the younger sisters of S.B.
R.D. & F.S. are the younger sisters of Scootaloo
5) Every pony was/becomes an Alicorn for a week or ...
6) FlutterShy/ButterScotch becomes the ColtFriend of every mare in PonyVille
7) every pony on PonyVille becomes a folle, and Pinkie-Pie has to folle-site them all
8) FlutterShy was into Rock when she was younger
9) the mane 6 where born with disability
10) Humans lived in the wold of the ponies
11) the mane 6 where a different race
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7560056 sorry
7560088 No, it's fine. It's just that I wasn't expecting such a massive load of What if's. I'm gonna use one each day!
7560091 YA !
p.s. you can make:
#3 in to 1 or 4 parts
#4 in to 1 or 3 parts
and #5 into 1 or more parts
7560106 Nah, I'm gonna treat 'em all like one-shots!
7560115 ok.
p.s. I have more
6) FlutterShy/ButterScotch becomes the ColtFriend of every mare in PonyVille
7) every pony on PonyVille becomes a folle, and Pinkie-Pie has to folle-site them all
8) FlutterShy was into Rock when she was younger
9) the mane 6 where born with disability
10) Humans lived in the wold of the ponies
11) the mane 6 where a different race
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IT'S TOO MUUUUUUUUCH!!!
7560161 I'M sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg-_HeVNYOk&feature=youtu.be&t=31s 0:31-0:45
7620684 It's fine. I won't be writing anything new for a little bit though.
7620774 why ?
is it because of me ?
7620863 No, it's because I've been updating at least one story every day, and so I feel like I need to take a little break to build my ideas back up. It'll be nice though if someone else would help write something for chapter 11 on Equestria Forever though...
7620964 ok
7620966 No hard feelings.
7620970 :)
twilight, you have become more like me!!! and you're still worst mane six. how ironic. maybe this fic will change my mind.
7554496 i love this comic!!!!! but, its weird.
*finishes reading* nooo, it cant end this way. the timeline will be screwed, and the season 5 finale will never happen.
has dat potato been in da freezer? cuz it is cool
i will never stop reading!!!! spudlestia, stolen devices, gummy is awesome, gummy best pet gummy best non-pony
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ermagersh, so awesome!!! the addition of lyra reminds me of anthropology. *hums the tune to herself* love dat song!!!!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
later, much much later,
oooooooo *cough cough* okay, im done. i like the secretly philosophical gummy (see episode 100)
Fluttershy was now Flutterguy.
and no poison joke was necessary!! just pinkie and discord. earth ponies master race.
its possesed!!!! that happened to me once when i made a poem that indirectly related to pinkie pie.
What's a goat simulator?
7696728 upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Goat_Simulator_cover.jpg
It's a bit funky, but it's mostly fun.
Blood! Hahahahahahha. Celestia shalt be deaf
What if The EQG main 6 came to equestria?
Btw Iv been loving the story's so far
okay, what if...
1) pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar
2)... i forgot.
wut!!!! noooo, she didnt. human rd is in equestria now?! the world will end.
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*cough cough*
And I for one welcome our new potato overlords.
Not really, I just wanted to make that joke.
7826686 lol
*curls up into a ball and cries*
yes, the stare: scaring the s*** out of ponies/animals to get what she wants.
7827596 And summoning Cthulhu at will. Don't forget that.
7827688 i'll call that new alicorn powers.
How did you come up with the whole Potatoes Ruled the Earth what if scenario?
7841213 Because potato.