the piggy song, except its a pretentious fic
First you jiggle your tail like a gelatinous hulk of goo
Then your snout writhes! A small 'Oink,' emerges from your mass.
Your jerking rump takes over, forcing out more oinks.
Then you scream. "Oink oink oink!"
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HOW ARE THERE NOT MORE SAILOR PONIES IN SAILOR OUTFITS
I AM VERY DISAPPOINT FANDOM!