Joke Break #1 · 5:29am May 8th, 2015
I am going to try to do a nightly blog telling a joke each night. Lets see how long it last.
The first joke takes place between a soldier with a harelip and store clerk with a hump on his back. Warning I can't really type in harelip so you will need to use your imagination on that part. Okay here goes.
*A soldier return after being stuck over seas for five years. By the bus station where he arrived there was a new convenient store located next door which he never seen before. So he walks over figuring he would check it out. So he walk to the store clerk.*
Soldier: Excuse me mister where can I find the candy bars?
Clerk: There first isle to your right.
*He goes grabs a candy bar and comes back.*
Soldier: Mister how much for the candy bar?
Clerk: That will be fifty cents.
Soldier: Oh hell that's to high.
*Goes and puts up the candy bar and returns*
Soldier: Mister where can I find the sodipop?
Clerk: They are in the freezer along the back well.
*He goes gets a Coke and returns to the Clerk*
Soldier: Mister how much for the sodipop?
Clerk: That will seventy-five cents.
Soldier: Oh hell that's way to high.
*He goes and returns the Sodipop and walks back.*
Soldier: Mister where can I find a box of crackers?
Clerk: Last isle on the left.
*The soldier goes and gets a box of crackers and returns.*
Soldier: Mister how much for the box of crackers?
Clerk: A dollar twenty-five.
Soldier: Oh hell that's way, way to high.
*soldier returns the box of crackers and then walk back to the clerk.*
Soldier: Mister I want to thank you for not making fun of the way I talk.
Clerk: Your welcome and thank you for not making fun of the hump on my back.
Soldier: Hump!? Damn I thought that was your ass, everything else in here's to high!
Thank you if you liked the joke let me know got one you want to share feel free to do so. The comment section is open to you all.
Jajaj that's was funny
3054360 Thank you been alone time no see.
3054479 yup how u been?
Haha, that was funny
3054482 Can't complain
3054493 Thanks
3054503 same same
funny joke
3070426 Thank and epic Vocaliod pic.
3070431 thank you
3070437 Pleasure