Bad pony jokes · 2:05pm Sep 21st, 2022
Fluttershy walks into a bar.
"What'll it be?" asks the bartender.
"I'll just have some whiskey," the pony whispers softly.
The bartender asks, "Sure, but why are you speaking so quietly?"
"I'm a little hoarse."
What did Pinkie Pie say after she fell over? "Help! I've fallen, and I can't giddy-up!"
Think about this for just a moment... Cough, Rough, Though and Through.
These words don't rhyme, so why does Pony and bologna do?
Have you heard from the doctor about Rainbow Dash's condition?
He says it's stable.
What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late? A nightmare Princess Luna.
Where did Rainbow Dash go when she was sick? The Horsepital.
It's late at night, but Sweetie Belle's still wide awake. Rarity tells her, "It's pasture bedtime."
What do the Wonderbolts like to eat most? Fast food.
I am a fan of bad jokes and puns, so this makes my morning.
Lyra's favorite type of clothes expands as needed. It's a swell hoodie.
Get off the stage.
"Ouch."
*Anon is watching a Wonderbolts Show*
Anon: "I've heard of a horse fly, but this is ridiculous."