A thousand years ago in Equestria, Luna's frustration and desperation has been building for years and years as her social and political isolation grows, but just before Luna's jealousy and resentment can turn into murderous hatred against her sister, a new event triggars Luna's mental collapse and pushes her over the edge. When Luna by circumstance finds herself alone in Celestia's room she reads her sister's diary out of curiosity and discovers all of the disparaging criticism that Celestia has leveled at her over the years about how much of a nuisance Luna has been to her, but has been too polite to say directly to Luna's face.

Luna and Celestia had always supported and stuck with each other all their lives. Even when the common-ponies critisism and shunning of her was at its worst, the knowledge that her sister loved her kept Luna going. The realization that nopony, not even her own sister valued her or thought she was fit for the throne completely shattered whatever remained of her fragile psyche.

And so Luna just gave up...

She gave in...

If no one wanted her there...

Then she wouldn't stay there...

She would leave.

It's a beautiful day in the city of Cantershot, and Princess Killestia isn't taking Twifight Sparkill's suspicions seriously. How is she supposed to defeat an Ancient Good if she has to travel to Ponykill to make more minions? All the ponies there are crazy! And who is this strange creature with mismatched limbs that keeps trying to interfere with Spike's day?

This is a crackfic. It is a crackfic I have taken way too seriously. Please don't read into the crackfic, it's entirely an excuse to come up with a bunch of super edgy pony name substitutions.

Edit: Now with an excellent reading by Skijarama!

Luna travels to the world of humans for a vacation, and encounters an old enemy from the time of myths.

An entry into the Crackship Contest.

Formerly known as "The Cyborg of Canterlot High"

After losing his home, his family, and his friends, young Dew Drop finds himself in Canterlot City. He decides to use this as an opportunity to restart his life. But sightings of an evil group of cyborgs known as the "Cyber Force" make things hard for the lad. Even worse, a radical group of humans known as the "Anti-Cyborg Group" are hunting down any cyborgs they can find in order to exterminate them.

Luckily, Dew Drop has a way to deal with these two groups: He is secretly the former hero of Metal City! His hero name is Android, the Hero of Courage! Armed with a powerful beam sword, a strong robotic arm, and some tough armor, Android is ready to defend Canterlot City at any cost!

The Humane seven come over to Equestria with Sunset Shimmer to celebrate the defeat of the terrible trio. While having a fun time, the human Rainbow Dash overhears one strange stallion’s suggestion for what to do with the petrified villains. Needless to say, she’s pretty pissed.

Audio reading curtsey of StraightToThePointStudio. Check out some of their other audio readings.

The class was tasked with research presentations a week before, but Rainbow Dash had forgotten all about it until the period before her presentation on the History of Canterlot. Desperately needing to present this and to not receive a nail-pinning demerit point, she puts in her best effort to make sure that demerit point stays as far away from herself as possible.
How well will she do, exactly...? And just what will she learn about the history of her own city...?

This story is a sequel to SuShi's Bizarre Adventure: Fantasy Friendship

Quick note: This story takes place in an alternate reality where Sunset never left Equestria for power, instead, she left it because she felt everypony was turning against her. She also does this at a later point in time from the original Equestria Girls movie, and this now takes place thirty years after finishing high school. In this universe, the girls never got their geodes, and so they don't have super powers. Other than Stands.
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Summer Shine, the daughter of Sunset Shimmer, or as her friends call her, Sushi, never thought life would become so bizarre. But the day her Stand emerged, everything changed and soon, she and her friends are pulled into a shadowy plot by a sinister group to awaken something that could threaten the lives of everyone living on this planet. Traveling all the way to Germany during a booming Nugget Run, Sushi and her friends must overcome all odds to stop their foes, or witness the extinction of humanity.

Join the Sushi group here for more Sushi content and some extras!

Tempest hits a bar after the failed invasion of Equestria, getting suspicious stares from everypony around she bumps into one pony who seems to have no issue with her being there.

I saw the image and the story sort of wrote itself from there. Tempest really deserves more love imo.
Sauce

Sex: Lewd implications only

Quick note: This story takes place in an alternate reality where Sunset never left Equestria for power, instead, she left it because she felt everypony was turning against her. She also does this at a later point in time from the original Equestria Girls movie, and she is a little older than she was in said movie.
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After running away from Equestria, Sunset Shimmer, or as her friends had once called her, Sushi, thought she would live out the rest of her life alone with nothing more than homework to bother her from day to day. All that changed when she soon realized bizarre things were happening around her, along with a mysterious stranger named Jostle Joyride, who then brings her into the world of Stands, magical entities of one's fighting spirit, and a plot of world domination from an unknown enemy.

Together with Jojo and a new group of friends, Sunset must stop this new enemy, or risk losing the world she had come to take refuge in. This is the tale of Sushi's Bizarre Adventure.

Cover by Cinders of War.
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Tonight on Bottom Gear, Twilight eats a pineapple, Applejack goes berserk, and Rainbow Dash falls in love with a box of tissues. I think. There's some other stuff that happens too, but everyone's too brain-dead to summarize it all.

This is the worst possible way to celebrate a Fimfiction milestone, mark my words.

Disclaimer: there was, for a while, roughly 20 or so peeps working on this at the same time. This absolute carnage was somehow cleaned up into fitting precisely 5,000 words according to Fimfiction's word counter, and I still have no idea how we managed to do that. Do not expect quality, or even relevant memes. Oof.

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